1.
No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found
disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice.
"Find a girl just like your mother-then she's bound to like her.
So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl.He told his friendly adviser:
"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed, and even cooked like mother.And just as you said,mother liked her"
"So,"asked the friend,"what happened?"
"Nothing,"said the young man."My father hates her!"
和母亲一样的女孩
无论带哪一个女孩回家,这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说:
"找一个和你母亲一样的女孩--那她一定会喜欢她。"
于是这位青年人不停地找啊找,终于找到了这么个女孩。
正像你说的那样,我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮,甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样,我母亲喜欢她。"
"那后来呢?"朋友问。
"没什么,"青年人说。"我父亲讨厌她!"
2.
Young hopeful:"Father,what is a traitor in politics?"
Father(a
veteran politician):"A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."
Young hopeful:"Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"
Father:"A convert,my son."
什么叫叛徒?
有希望的青年人:"父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?"
父亲(一位老资格的政治家):"叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。"
有希望的青年人:"那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?"
父亲:"叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。"
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