1.

The New Baby

Mr．and Mrs．Taylor had a seven year old boy named Pat．Now Mrs．Taylor was expecting another child．

Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much，so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too．

One evening Mr．and Mrs．Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival．"This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes，"said Mr．Taylor．

Pat came into the room just then and said，"What are you talking about？""We were saying that we'll have to move to an other house now，because the new baby's coming，"his mother answered．

" It's no use，"said Pat hopelessly．" He'll follow us there．"

新生儿

泰勒夫妇有一个七岁的男孩，名叫帕特。现在泰勒太太正怀着第二胎。

帕特在别人家看见过婴儿，他不太喜欢他们，所以他对自己家里也将有一个婴儿的消息感到不满。

一天晚上，泰勒夫妇正在为这个婴儿的降生计划做安排。泰勒先生说："有了婴儿，我们的房子就太小，不够住了。"

帕特恰好在这个时候走进屋，他问："你们在说什么？"他的母亲回答说："我们在说我们现在得搬家，因为婴儿就要诞生了。"

"那没用，"帕特绝望地说。"他会跟我们到那儿去的。"

2.

I'm Glad

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad．"Now，children，" said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？"

"Please，teacher，"said a small boy，"I've made someone glad yesterday．"

"Well done．Who was that？"

"My granny．"

"Good boy．Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad．"

"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours．Then I said to her，'Granny，I'm going home，'and she said，'Well，I'm glad'！"

我很高兴

一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。"现在，孩子们，"她说："你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？"

"我，老师，"一个小男孩说："昨天我就使别人高兴过。"

"做得好。是谁呢？"

"我奶奶。"

"好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。"

"是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：'奶奶，我要回家了。'她说：'啊我很高兴！'"
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