1.

Frog

The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you

this frog in my pocket." He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a

chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,

"That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."

青蛙

　　老师正在给学生上生物课："现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。"接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道："真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。"

2.

The Bad News and the Terrible News

Michael sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Give me the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" asked Michael incredulously. "I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

坏消息和可怕的消息

　　迈克尔坐在律师的办公室里。"您想先知道坏消息还是可怕的消息？"律师问。

　　"先告诉我坏消息吧。"

　　"您的妻子发现了一张价值５０万美元的照片。"

　　"那就是坏消息？"迈克尔满腹怀疑，"我要等不及听那个可怕的消息了。"

　　"那可怕的消息就是那是一张您和秘书的照片。"

3.

The Day that You're Inaugurated

A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.

"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff," complained the husband, "and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"

"The day that you're inaugurated," the wife replied.

在你宣誓就职的那天

　　一个妇人正和丈夫在外面购物，她想起来需要为自己渐渐变白的头发买一些染发剂。"你什么时候才会停止购买这些昂贵的东西，"丈夫抱怨说："而让你的头发自然变白，就像巴巴拉布什那样呢？"

　　"在你宣誓就职的那天。"妻子回答道。
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