1.Always Thirsty

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

"No, but I am always thirsty!"

总感到口渴

一个男人对他的朋友说："我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。"

"真是太糟糕了！"朋友说道："你觉得疼吗？"

"不疼，可是我总感到口渴。"

2.A Useful Way

Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

Father: What"s that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.

一个有效的方法

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？

杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？

杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。
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