1.

No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice．

"Find a girl just like your mother-then she's bound to like her．

So the young man searched and searched， and finally found the girl．He told his friendly adviser：

"Just like you said， I found a girl who looked，talked，dressed， and even cooked like mother．And just as you said，mother liked her"

"So，"asked the friend，"what happened？"

"Nothing，"said the young man．"My father hates her！"

和母亲一样的女孩

无论带哪一个女孩回家，这位青年人总会遭到母亲的反对。一位朋友劝他说：

"找一个和你母亲一样的女孩--那她一定会喜欢她。"

于是这位青年人不停地找啊找，终于找到了这么个女孩。

正像你说的那样，我找到一个长相、谈吐、穿着打扮，甚至连烹饪都和我母亲一样的女孩。也正像你说的那样，我母亲喜欢她。"

"那后来呢？"朋友问。

"没什么，"青年人说。"我父亲讨厌她！"

2.

Young hopeful："Father，what is a traitor in politics？"

Father（a veteran politician）："A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．"

Young hopeful："Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours？"

Father："A convert，my son．"

什么叫叛徒？

有希望的青年人："父亲，什么叫政治叛徒？"

父亲（一位老资格的政治家）："叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。"

有希望的青年人："那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢？"

父亲："叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。"
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