1.

Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the

paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer

have drunk alcohol.

Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.

妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.

丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.

2.

Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms.

Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked.

"Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞

杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问.

"有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."

3.

As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"

一名陌生人走进一家乡间小商店，看到玻璃门上帖着的一个告示牌上写着，"危险! 小心有狗!" 进去后，他看到一条样子一点都不凶的老狗趴在收款机旁边的地板上睡觉。 "这就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊？" 陌生人问店主。"是，就是他"，店主回答。 听到这个回答， 陌生人觉得很好笑。"我觉得那条狗一点都不可怕。 你帖那个告示做什么？" "因为，" 店主解释说，"在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他绊倒。"
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