1.A Present

Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?

Mom: No, Honey, what?

Kate: A nice teapot.

Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.

Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.

凯特的礼物

凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？

妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？

凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。

妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。

凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。

2.The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

医生懂得多

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说："我想他伤得很厉害。"

医生说："恐怕他已经死了。"

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说："我没死，我还活着。"

妻子说："安静，医生比你懂得多。"
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