1.

Clever Thieves

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?

Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?

聪明的小偷

警察：你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的？

失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么时候？

2.

Birthday

Professor: When is your birthday?

Kid: May 30.

Professor: Which year?

Kid: Every year.

生日

教授：你的生日是什么时候？

孩子：5月30日。

教授：哪一年？

孩子：每年都是。

3.

Mushroom and Toadstool

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

蘑菇与毒蕈

年少的童子军：我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒蕈区别开呢？

年长的童子军：上床前吃一个。如果你第二天早上醒来，那就是蘑菇。

4.

Fishing

Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.

On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"

"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."

钓鱼

　　拉里和哈里驱车500英里去钓鱼。两人花了一大笔钱租了一间小屋，又花了差不多同样的钱租了一条船。两人钓了三天，只钓到一条鱼。

　　在回家的路上，拉里开车，哈里拨弄着计算器。一小时后，哈里说："你可知道我们钓的这条鱼几乎用掉我们2000美元？"

　　"哇！"拉里应答："幸亏我们没有多钓到鱼。"
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