1.

Whose Son Is the Greatest

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"

The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"

"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"

The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"

谁的儿子最伟大

　　四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。"我儿子是个牧师，"第一个骄傲的母亲说，"当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，'您好，牧师。"

　　第二个母亲接着说，"我儿子是个主教，当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，'您好，主教阁下。"

　"我儿子是红衣主教，"第三个母亲继续，"当他走进一个房间时，人们会说，'您好，尊敬的红衣主教。"

　　第四个母亲想了一会儿，说："我儿子身高6尺10吋，体重300磅，当他走进一个房间时，人们都说，'哦，我的上帝！"

2.

Friend for Dinner

"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't

feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

请朋友吃饭

　　"亲爱的，"丈夫对妻子说："我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。"

　　"什么？你疯了吗？我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。"

　　"这些我全都知道。"

　　"那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭？"

　　"因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。"
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