Parcher & Murphy - Day Care Center



Veronica is just taking Donovan back to the center.



Lynette: "Hey, Veronica. Hi, Donovan! My, he's getting big. How old is he?"



Veronica: "He just turned five."



Lynette: "Oh, wow, he's such a big boy."



Veronica: "Yeah."



Lynette: "Hey you know, breast-feeding on this schedule must be a real hassle. I remember I used to express my milk into a bottle. Made my life so much easier.



Veronica: "Is there a problem, Lynette?"



Lynette: "The people in this office feel a little concerned that you're nursing a boy of Donovan's age."



Veronica: "Do they know breast milk boosts the immune system? It's loaded with vitamins, and in the third world, it's not unusual to nurse babies up to the age of six.



Lynette: "Yeah, well, in the third world, they don't have juice boxes."



Veronica: "This is Donovan's decision. He will tell me when he's ready to stop nursing."



Lynette: "Come on, baby birds don't jump out of the nest, they need to be pushed."



Veronica: "Did you also know that breast milk is thought to raise IQ scores?"



Veronica looks into the day care room where the Scavo boys are hitting each other and yelling while every other child plays quietly.



Veronica: "Yeah, maybe if you had weaned your kids a bit later, they'd be more civilized."



Lynette: "Ouch."



Veronica: "I will not be judged by you or anyone else and if people don't like my breast-feeding, they can talk to my lawyer."



Susan's Dining Room



Susan, Dr. Ron, and Karl are having dinner.



Karl: "And then she took the salad bowl, put it on the floor and said, 慽f you wanna act like a pig, you can eat like a pig.'"



Dr. Ron: "You know, I never thought I'd have such a good time hanging out with my girlfriend and her husband."



Susan: "Yeah, well, believe me, behind all the laughs, there's still plenty of bitterness and resentment."



Dr. Ron: "Oh, really?"



Susan: "Yeah."



Dr. Ron: "Hey, what do you say you and I clear the table and bring on dessert?"



Susan: "No, no. I got it, I got it."



Dr. Ron: "No, honey, you're not gonna do anything. You're in a wheelchair for a reason, okay? Why don't you let Karl and I do the dishes?"



Susan: "All right, but if I catch you guys in there talking about me, you're gonna be the one in a wheelchair."



Dr. Ron: "Oh, really?"



Susan: "Yeah."



Dr. Ron: "Yeah?"



Karl watches them kiss as he walks into the kitchen.



Dr. Ron: "Well, I think maybe the dishes can wait for a second."



Susan (whispers): "Just a second?"



Dr. Ron: (whispers) "Yeah, just a second."



Karl walks into the kitchen. He puts the dishes down at the sink and looks out the window. He sees Mike pull into his driveway and walk into his house.



Karl peeks back in the dining room to see Susan and Dr. Ron still kissing. Karl goes back to the kitchen. He takes pliers and loosens the pipe under the sink causing water to spray out. He puts the pliers down and closes the cabinets. Dr. Ron enters the kitchen. He sees water all over the floor.



Dr. Ron: "What the hell?"



Karl: "What's the matter?"



Dr. Ron: "Ah! Jeez, ah, we got a leak."



Karl: "Oh. I'll sop up the water. Why don't you see go see the guy across the street? He's a plumber, in the gray house."



Dr. Ron: "All right. I'll be right back."



Karl: "His name's Delfino."



Susan wheels herself into the kitchen.



Susan: "Where's he going?"



Karl: "Oh, we've got a bit of a plumbing emergency."



Susan: "So you sent him over to Mike's?"



Karl: "Oh, my god. I am such an idiot! I wasn't even thinking."



Susan: "Karl! Oh, god!"



Karl: "There's just so much water here."



Susan: "What were you thinking? Oh, oh!"



Susan wheels herself to the door, bumping into it. Karl looks out the window and sees Dr. Ron knocking on Mike's door.



Mike's House



Dr. Ron: "Hi, Mr. Delfino? My name is Ron. My girlfriend is Susan Mayer. You know, from across the street?"



Mike: "Yeah, yeah, I know her."



Dr. Ron: "We've got kind of a burst pipe."



Mike: "Okay, um, come on in while I get my tools. And you can call me Mike."



Dr. Ron freezes at the name "Mike."



Susan's Front Porch



Susan is rolling down the porch, banging and bumping all the way down the steps.



Susan: "Oh! ugh! Oh, ah, okay. I made it."



She begins rolling the chair toward Mike's.



Mike's House



Dr. Ron: "So, Mike, you, uh, have you known Susan long?"



Mike: "A year and a half."



Wisteria Lane - Nighttime



Susan continues wheeling herself over to Mike's.



Susan: "Ah! ooh!"



Mike's House



Mike: "Didn't she mention we dated?"



Dr. Ron: "No, no, she didn't. She, she didn't."



Wisteria Lane - Nighttime



Susan rolling herself, rolls over the curb and the chair tips over and Susan falls out.



Susan: "Oh!"



Mike's House



Dr. Ron: "Can you excuse me, please?"



Dr. Ron walks out.



Wisteria Lane - Nighttime



Susan rolls over holding her side. She starts climbing up onto the wheelchair when Dr. Ron approaches.



Susan: "That smarts! Aah!"



Dr. Ron: "Liar!"



Susan: "I take it you met Mike."



Dr. Ron: "Yeah, I did."



Susan: "Please, please let me explain."



Dr. Ron: "No, just, just let go of me."



Susan: "Oh!"



Susan grabs Dr. Ron. He pushes her and she falls. Mike sees her fall. He drops his tool box and runs over to Susan's.



Dr. Ron (to Susan): "I'm sorry."



Susan: "Okay."



Dr. Ron: "Here, come on, let me help you."



Mike: "Hey, get away from her!"



He pulls Dr. Ron off of Susan.



Mike: "Are you okay?"



Susan: "I'm fine!"



Mike: "What the hell is the matter with you?"



Dr. Ron: "Hey, that was an accident!"



Mike: "That didn't look like an accident."



Karl watches through the kitchen window.



Susan: "Okay, Mike, just, it's okay. Just go home."



Dr. Ron: "Yeah, go home, Mike."



Mike: "You touch her like that again, you're gonna be dealing with me."



Dr. Ron: "You might wanna get out of my face."



Mike: "Or what?"



Susan: "Oh. Okay."



Mike walks away. Ron grabs and pushes him. Karl watches from the window, eating dessert.



Susan: "Ron, what are you doing?"



Mike gets up and charges Dr. Ron. Dr. Ron runs. Mike grabs him.



Susan: "Oh, my god! Guys, stop it. Stop it, right now!"



Dr. Ron: "All right, all right. I can't believe I wasted my time with you. You've just been leading me on! You're obviously still in love with this guy. All right, I'm done."



Susan: "No, Ron, don't go!"



Dr. Ron: "Don't call me."



Dr. Ron gets in his car and slams the door. Karl smiles from the window, still eating dessert. Ron drives away.



Susan: "Oh, Ron! Oh! Ugh!" (to Mike) "What the hell is wrong with you?"



Mike: "I thought he was hurting you."



Susan: "Well, he wasn't! And now my boyfriend is gone. Thank you very much."



Susan wheels herself away.



Strip Club



Pregnant Libby is sitting at a table while giving instructions to a dancer on the stage dancing around a pole.



Libby: "Okay, but the pole is your friend, okay? Push your boobs up against it."



Cecile: "Oh, I can't. They're new."



Libby: "Well, do something, Cecile. I'm losing my wood down here."



Gabrielle walks in.



Cecile: "Wow! That's a kickin' outfit."



Gabrielle: "Well, thank you, sweetie. I clean up well for a wetback, don't I?"



Libby: "Look, I'm not some sort of racist. I just want what's best for my baby girl. I mean, why should I settle for middle-class Mexicans when I know I can find rich white folks to adopt her?"



Gabrielle: "Please, do I look middle class to you?"



Libby: "Well, you didn't seem all that rich in Mr. Beale's office. I mean, when I brought up the idea of gifts to your husband, he acted like he couldn't even afford a Harley."



Gabrielle: "So is that what it's gonna take to change your mind? A gift? Fine. What do you want?"



Libby: "I don't know."



Gabrielle: "You like jewelry?"



She removes her diamond necklace and hands it to Libby.



Gabrielle: "Well, here."



Libby: "Are these real diamonds?"



Gabrielle: "Honey, the one in the center is three karats."



Libby: "I never touched a real diamond before."



Gabrielle: "Well, my husband and I can expose you to a lot of nice new things."



Libby: "Well, only if I let you have my baby."



Gabrielle: "Well, like they say, there's no such thing as a free lunch."



Libby: "Okay."



Gabrielle: "Really? Just like that?"



Libby: "Just like that. Of course, we probably shouldn't tell the lawyer about our understanding, because then we'll have to deal with percentages and all that."



Gabrielle: "I always hated math."



They shake hands. Gabrielle starts to walk away. She turns back toward Libby.



Libby: "What's wrong?"



Gabrielle: "You never gave a crap that we were Mexican, did you?"



Libby: "Not really."



Gabrielle: "So why put me through this?"



Libby: "Because I thought if it looked like you weren't gonna get my baby that you might be just a bit more generous."



Gabrielle: "Wow. You're a lot smarter than I thought."



Libby: "I'm smarter than everybody thinks."



Parcher & Murphy - Lynette's House



Lynette is drinking from a carton of milk when Donovan walks in.



Donovan: "Where's my mom? I'm thirsty."



Lynette: "Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Your mom is in her office on a conference call and she's busy, so you're just gonna have to wait, okay?"



Donovan: "What's that?"



Lynette: "That's chocolate milk. I shouldn't be having it. Have you ever had any?"



Donovan: "Mm-mm."



Lynette: "Follow me. Here. Go ahead, try it. Come on, you'll really like it. I promise. Come on, yeah. C'mon, all the grown-ups are drinking it. Yeah, that's good. Just chug it on down. Good. You like that?"



Donovan drinks the chocolate milk and smiles.



Department Store



Bree sits at a bar located in the middle of the store.



Bartender: "Would you like dessert or another glass of wine?"



Bree: "Oh, no, thank you. I have to run. Just the, uh, check. I have a charity event this weekend and I have to find a cocktail dress before the store closes. But everything was just yummy."



Bree gets up and sees Andrew and Justin at the counter paying for a purchase.



Andrew: "Looks good on your ass."



Justin: "Thank you."



Andrew: "Yeah."



Bree approaches them.



Justin: "Oh, hey, Mrs. Van de Kamp."



Bree: "What do you think you're doing? You're supposed to be grounded."



Andrew: "I'm, uh, buying a belt."



Bree: "With what? You don't have any money."



Andrew holds up a credit card.



Bree: "You took that out of my purse."



Andrew: "Give that back."



Bree: "We are going home. Wait till I tell the judge about you stealing my credit cards and sneaking off. It's gonna do wonders for your little emancipation case."



Andrew: "I don't think you're gonna let this get to the court."



Andrew: "Oh, and why is that?"



Andrew: "Because then I'd be forced to testify about my childhood."



Bree: "So? You had one of the loveliest childhoods I've ever known."



Andrew: "You sure about that? 'Cause I'm starting to remember some abuse."



Bree: "Andrew, the judge is not seriously gonna believe that I beat you."



Andrew: "Oh, I'm not talking about that kind of abuse. You know, it's funny. The angrier I get, the more these repressed memories start to come up."



Bree: "You can't be serious."



Andrew: "Like, touching me in places you shouldn't have..."



Bree: "No one is ever gonna believe a word of that."



Andrew: "Yeah, well, you know how people are. They might say that they believe you, but they'll always wonder. So if I were you, I'd back the hell off."



Andrew grabs the credit card back.



Andrew: "Come on, Justin. I'm gonna buy you something pretty. Justin!"



Bree walks back to the bar.



Bree: "On second thought, I will have another glass of wine. You can leave the bottle."



Department Store - Nighttime



All the lights are off. Bree wakes up on the floor of a dressing room, wearing a green cocktail dress. She comes out and sees the dark store. She is shocked. She runs to the front door, pulling on the locked gates.



Later, Bree has changed her clothes. She goes back to the gate, pulling on it. She grabs the arm off a mannequin and tries to pry the gate open. The gate opens enough for her to step toward the door. The arm snaps and traps her inside the doorway of the gate. She tries pushing it but is not strong enough to pry it open.



Peter's Apartment - Nighttime



The phone rings. In bed, Peter turns on a light and answers.



Peter: "Yeah?"



Bree: Hi, it's Bree Van de Kamp. I didn't know who else to call, and, well, I'm in a bit of a situation."



Outside Department Store - Nighttime



Peter arrives with a guard who unlocks the gate.



Peter: "Well, how did you get stuck like that?"



Bree: "I would rather not discuss it right now."



Security Guard: "Man, the other security guys are not gonna believe this."



He takes out his camera phone.



Security Guard: "Do you mind?"



Bree: "I'd prefer it you didn't."



The secuity guard snaps a picture anyway.



Peter's Car



Peter: "Your son threatened you with repressed memories? Oh, my god, he is seriously twisted. I gotta meet this kid."



Bree: "You sound like you're impressed."



Peter: "I sorta am. Sounds like you're definitely raising an alpha male."



Bree: "I'm raising a monster is what I'm raising. It's no wonder I drink. I don't know why I said that."



Peter: "Maybe it's true."



Bree: "No, it makes it sound like I think I have a problem and I don't."



Peter: "Look, I don't wanna get into a fight or anything, but you passed out in a department store. And in my way of thinking, that is a problem."



Bree: "Tonight was a very unusual situation. I wish you could've known me when Rex was alive and my kids were young and everything was the way it was supposed to be. I think you really would've liked me so much."



Peter: "I like you just fine."



Bree: "Really? Because I don't."



Bree's House



Danielle comes home and begins calling out as she walks through the house.



Danielle: "Mom? Andrew?"



She goes upstairs to her room. Caleb is sitting on her bed.



Danielle: "Caleb?"



Caleb: "Hey, Danielle."



Danielle: "What are you doing here?"



Caleb: "Happy Birthday."



He holds out a blue brooch to her.



Danielle: "You really have to go home. If my mom knew you were here, she'd freak."



Caleb: "Don't you want to wear it?"



Danielle: "No, I don't. Now please leave."



Caleb: "I can help you with it."



Danielle: "No! Didn't you hear me, you freak? Leave!"



Caleb walks out and Danielle shuts her bedroom door, leaning her back against it.



Veronica's Office



Lynette walks past Veronica's office, where she's crying.



Lynette: "Hey. What's wrong?"



Veronica: "You can tell everyone in the office to relax. He won't take my milk anymore."



Lynette: "Already? I mean, I'm sorry."



Veronica: "Yeah, I bet. I mean, I'm not naïve. I just didn't think it would be so soon."



Lynette: "Oh, sweetie, I know that we wanna keep them young as long as we can, but kids grow up. They just do."



Veronica: "I know. If that's not bad enough, now I'm gonna get fat again."



Lynette: "Huh?"



Veronica: "Breast-feeding was the only thing that kept the weight off. Every mealtime was like doing thirty minutes of cardio. Now I'm gonna have to join a gym!"



Lynette: "Wow, that is really a bummer."



Veronica: "It is. It really is."



Susan's House



Susan is lying on the couch reading when Mike comes in.



Mike: "Hey, uh, Julie let me in."



Susan: "I can see that. So, what, did you run out of strangers to beat up on the street and you're going house to house now?"



Mike: "I feel really awful about what happened."



Susan: "If you don't wanna be my boyfriend, fine. Don't beat up the only guy who wants to volunteer for the job."



Mike: "Look, I know I overreacted. But come on, the way he was yelling at you?"



Susan: "I deserved it, believe me. After what I did...God, this is such a mess. He won't even return my phone calls."



Mike: "What'd you do?"



Susan: "I said something to Dr. Ron before the operation, and it just devastated him."



Mike: "What?"



Susan: "I can't tell you."



Mike: "Yeah, you can. You can tell me anything. You know that."



Julie walks in.



Julie: "Mom, um, phone call. It's Dr. Ron."



Susan: "Oh? Um, I need to take this."



Mike: "You, um, you wanna talk about this later?"



Susan: "No. No, not really. Um, what's the point?"



Mike walks out.



Susan (on the phone): "Hi."



Hospital Delivery Room



A young woman has given birth.



"At that precise moment, as Dr. Hanson Mills was cutting yet another umbilical cord, other ties were being severed all over town."



Veronica's Office



Veronica hands Donovan a milk carton.



"Like the one between a child and the mother who didn't want him to grow up so quickly..."



Bree's Kitchen



Bree at the sink with a case of wine.



"...or the one between a case of fine wine and the housewife who hadn't wanted to admit that she had a problem..."



Hospital



Dr. Ron is on the phone.



"...or the one between a woman and the boyfriend who couldn't forgive her betrayal."



Strip Club



A young woman dancing around a pole. Libby is wiping off a table when her a man comes up behind her and hugs her.



"The choice to separate from what we love is painful..."



He hugs her and her pregnant belly.



Libby's Boyfriend: "Hey. How's my girl today? How are both of my girls?"



"The only thing worse..."



Libby: "We're doing good. We're doing real good."



"...is when someone we've trusted makes the choice for us."



~ The End ~

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