Waitress: "I'm pretty sure you said medium."



Edie: "Are you? Well, maybe if you'd written it down, you could have spared yourself the walk of shame back to the kitchen."



Edie hands the large plate back to the waitress who walks away.



Susan: "Edie, why are you torturing that girl?"



Edie: "That is her. That is the one that Karl is in love with. We have been here a million times and you should see the way that she flirts with him. When she comes back here, I'm gonna shove this pitcher in her perky little mug and when she's..."



Susan: "Let's not make a scene. It's not worth it. For the sake of argument, let's, let's, let's say that it's someone else. You know, probably it would be a vulnerable lonely woman who Karl just took advantage of. And what if this poor confused soul begged your forgiveness? What would you say?"



Edie: "I'd say too little, too late, bitch, and then I'd kick her!"



Susan: "Oh."



Edie: "Yeah, but you don't have to worry about that cause I'm positive it's her. I mean, who else could it be? Karl's office is all guys and the only women he sees are me, Julie, that, that lesbian who does his taxes and you."



Susan sees the waitress coming back with Edie's plate.



Susan: "You know what? It is her."



Edie: "Really? Why?"



Susan: "She just spit in your wings."



Edie: "You got my back?"



Susan: "Uh, sure."



The waitress starts walking back to Edie's table carrying the large plate of food.



Waitress: "Here you go, extra spicy."



Edie sticks out her leg, tripping the waitress. The waitress falls and the food goes flying. She gets up and confronts Edie.



Waitress: "You did that on purpose."



Edie punches her and the waitress falls over. Three other waitresses look over to see what's happening. Edie jumps on top of the waitress.



Edie: "You!"



A whistle blows. Edie turns around to see the three other waitresses jumping on top of her. Susan looks on in shock.



Edie: "Hey, get off. Get off me you brats. Mayer! Oh, help!"



Susan finally jumps in to help. Everyone is lying on the floor among the wings, fighting.



Betty's House



Matthew is packing. Caleb is concentrating on lining up wine glasses.



Matthew: "So, uh, when we leave who are you gonna miss the most?"



Caleb: "I don't know."



Matthew: "Yeah, you do. You say goodbye to her yet?"



Caleb: "No."



Matthew: "Look man, it's, it's okay if you like her. You know, I think Danielle really likes you too."



Caleb: "Really?"



Matthew: "Yeah. She told me she'd be really sad if you left and didn't say goodbye. You know, I think that she might even want you to give her a little kiss."



Caleb: "But, Danielle doesn't even like me in her room. She gets mad."



Matthew: "Yeah. I talked to her about that. She feels really bad. But you know what? She told me if you come in her room again, she won't get mad. And Caleb, she's gonna act like she doesn't want you to kiss her, but she does."



Parson's Christian Academy Gymnasium



A pep rally is taking place. Student are cheering below a "Huskies" banner.



"Dale Helm, like all the students at Parson's Christian Academy, was taught that his future was safely in God's hands. What he didn't know was that Gabrielle Solis was about to force a fumble."



Gabrielle walks into the building where a sign hangs reading "Jesus never punts." She opens the door to the main gym and sees the pep rally going on. She looks at the students and sees Dale sitting with the other football players in the front row. She waves, and Dale shakes his head no.



Coach: "All right guys. We all know next week we're playing the Falcons. We're gonna fry up those guys for dinner!"



The crowd cheer and applauds. Gabrielle waves at Dale to come over to her.



Coach: "Cause we're the Huskies! Are you all the Huskies?"



The crowd stands and yells.



Crowd: "Huskies! Huskies! Huskies!"



Gabrielle starts walks toward Dale. Dale sees her and runs to her. He turns her around and pushes her toward the door.



Crowd: "Huskies! Huskies! Huskies!"



Dale pushes her out the door.



Dale: "What are you doing? You can't be here."



Gabrielle: "Let's talk turkey. What is it gonna take for you to give up the baby?"



Dale: "It's not gonna happen okay? I gotta get back. I'm the quarterback. It doesn't look right."



Dale starts walking toward the door. Gabrielle grabs him.



Gabrielle: "Okay, no, no. Wait! What about a car or college? Tuition's a killer these days. I could help you out."



Dale: "I don't need help. You hear those cheers? Those are for me. Last game, I threw two hundred forty-six yards. With stats like that, I could get into the college of my choice."



Gabrielle: "So why do you wanna be a dad? These are your glory days. A baby would ruin your life."



Dale: "Oh, I know. But Frank said once I get the baby, he's gonna take it off my hands."



Gabrielle: "But it's not even his!"



Dale: "Libby dumped him and he thinks that if he has the baby and she sees him acting all mature, she'll take him back."



Gabrielle: "No, no, no. I am not letting that idiot use my baby as a bargaining chip!"



Dale: "Hey, it's outta my hands."



Gabrielle: "No, it doesn't have to be. Okay, just do the right thing and sign the release form."



Dale: "Look, I'm really sorry."



Dale runs by Gabrielle back into the gym.



Inside the gym, the coach blows a whistle and the crowd quiets. Dale comes running in and sits down.



Coach: "Before we adjourn today, let's take a moment to bow our heads."



Everyone bows their heads in silent prayer. They all turn to look as they hear the gym doors open. Dale is shocked to see Gabrielle walking to the podium. Gabrielle physically pushes the coach aside to get to the microphone.



Gabrielle: "Hello everyone! I'm Gaby Solis, class of ninety-four. Woo-hoo! I just wanted to give God a big shout out to this amazing season. The man upstairs has definitely been on your side. You wanna know why? Because you boys live clean. You keep your noses up. You stay out of trouble. And you don't go around getting strippers pregnant. And that's a good thing, 'cause if one of you caused a scandal like that, ha, not only would that guy get kicked off the team and lose all of his scholarships, but God would drop your school colors so fast it'd make your head spin! And then the football season would go to hell! No pun intended. So my point is, do the right thing and no one gets hurt."



Dale stares at Gaby, eyes wide.



Gabrielle's House



Carlos is walking Lily around as Gabrielle comes in, placing the paper on the table.



Gabrielle: "Signed, sealed, delivered. Lily's ours."



Parcher and Murphy Advertising Agency



Tom: "So what do you think, are you staying late again or can I finally have dinner at home with my wife?"



Lynette: "Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna go check with Ed."



Tom: "Okay."



Ed's Office



Ed is sitting in a dark office in front of his computer concentrating.



Lynette: "Hey. Any luck with that IMing thing?"



Ed: "No, not really. I was online chatting with Fran a while ago and I asked her what she was wearing and she said a yellow blouse."



Lynette: "Okay, that's good. Then what?"



Ed: "Then, man that's it. I just kinda blocked."



Lynette: "You blocked?"



Ed: "Yeah, I didn't know what else to say."



Lynette: "You're an award winning copywriter. You get paid to write!"



Ed: "Yeah, jingles for oatmeal, not soft core porn."



Lynette: "For God's sakes, it's not brain surgery. Is she still online?"



Ed: "Yeah, I think so."



Lynette grabs Ed's keyboard.



Lynette: "Ah." (typing) "'I love the way that blouse clings to your body.'"



An instant message appears from Funnyfran



FUNNYFRAN: "ARE YOU JOKING?"



Ed: "Okay."



Lynette: "Mmm, mmm, mmm." (typing) "'Nothing funny about those beautiful breasts.'" (reading the response off of the screen) "Yeah? What did you want to do to me?"



Ed: "Uh..."



Jerry comes in



Jerry: "Ed, your conference call is ready."



Ed: "Oh god. I almost forgot about that. Okay, I gotta go take this. You keep going 'cause you're doing great!"



Lynette: "No, Ed, I'm not doing this for you."



Ed: "Just..."



Lynette: "What!"



Ed pushes Lynette into his chair and starts to leave the room. He mimics typing at Lynette, then leaves the room.



Lynette (typing as she talks): "Touch every inch of your body until you are trembling."



FUNNYFRAN: "WILL U DO THAT THING WITH UR TEETH?"



Lynette (typing as she talks): "Oh yeah, I'll bite you good."



FUNNYFRAN: "CAN I DO THAT THING I DID ON THE HONEYMOON?"



Lynette (typing as she talks): "Hell, yeah. First I want you to touch yourself."



FUNNYFRAN: "R U?"



Lynette (typing as she talks): "Oh yeah!"



FUNNYFRAN: "GET HOME NOW!!!"



Lynette (typing as she talks): "I'm on my way."



Bree's Bedroom



Bree is fast asleep when the phone rings.



Bree: "Hello."



Peter (over the phone): "Bree, it's Peter and I'm in trouble."



Apartment 3D



Bree knocks on the door. A man in boxer shorts with a mask on his head opens the door.



Bree: "Hi. I'm looking for, um, Peter McMillan."



Man: "Not sure I know him. Should ask my wife. She organized the party. Hey, Judy, get over here and act like a hostess. Come on in, come on, come on."



He pulls Bree inside. The room is filled with people having a party in various states of undress. A naked woman walks up to her.



Judy: "Hey, there. Things are just getting started. After you take off your clothes, feel free to jump right in."



Bree: "No, no, I'm good. I'm just here to pick up my friend Peter. He's locked himself in your bathroom and I'm here to take him home."



Man: "Oh, yeah, that guy. We wondered about him. The bathroom's over there."



Judy: "Hey, is that your natural color?"



Bree: "Yes, it is."



Judy: "Beautiful. I wish mine would do that. This is out of a bottle."



Bree: "Yes, I'm aware of that."



Bree runs toward the bathroom and knocks on the door.



Bree: "Peter? Peter, it's Bree. Are you in there?"



She walks into the bathroom and finds a fully clothed Peter sitting on the toilet seat.



Bree: "What are you doing here?"



Peter: "I'm a sex addict, what do you thing?"



Bree: "You can't possibly be turned on by what's going on out there."



Peter: "Disgusting, isn't it?"



Bree: "Yes! Why would you want to come to a place like this?"



Peter: "I didn't! I wanted you to come. I can't make you not have feelings for me but I can show you who I was, what my life was like."



Bree: "Well, that's not your life anymore."



Peter: "But it could be. If I slip again this exactly where you could find me. Or some place worse! Then what would you think of me?"



Bree: "Peter."



Peter: "Bree. It's dangerous to care about me. A lot of people have over the years and they all end up getting hurt."



Bree: "Rex said he'd always be faithful. George said he's never hurt me and as it turned out they were both liars. So as long as you're honest with me, you'd be amazed at what I can put up with. Now let's go home."



Ed's Office



Ed is lying on his couch as Lynette walks in.



Lynette: "Hey, there. Did you have a late night? I hope."



Ed: "It was horrible. The whole thing blew up in my face. Why would you tell my wife to bite my nipple off?"



Lynette: "I didn't! I didn't. Why would she, ohhhh. The honeymoon thing."



Ed: "Yeah! And it hurt like hell then, too. It didn't take her long to figure out that I let a stranger seduce her online."



Lynette: "Oh. God!"



Ed: "She was so mad she locked herself in the bathroom and called a divorce lawyer."



Lynette: "You're getting divorced?"



Ed: "I spent two hours pleading with her through the bathroom door, begging her not to leave me. We finally managed to come to terms."



Lynette: "What kind of terms?"



Ed: "I promised her I would fire the person who did it."



Lynette: "You're gonna fire me?"



Ed: "No, of course not. You're too important here. I'm gonna fire Tom. I told her it was him that send the IMs."



Lynette: "What?"



Ed: "I told her that he had a problem with boundaries. I'm sorry, I didn't want to do this, but my marriage was on the line."



Lynette: "You can't make my husband your scapegoat! I won't let you!"



Ed: "I don't have a damn choice. I can't be divorced, Lynette. I can't."



Lynette: "He's under contract. If you just fire him, he'll sue you and I'll back him up! You need cause."



Ed: "Well, I guess I'll have to find cause. Shouldn't be too difficult if I look hard enough."



Lynette walks out of Ed's office to see Tom talking with some coworkers. He smiles at her and she smiles back.



Susan's House



Edie is at the front door.



Edie: "Hey, how's the eye?"



Susan: "Oh, it's still a little red but I think I got all the hot sauce out."



Edie: "That's good. So, um, you know the other day when I said that thing about us being sisters? Well when I said it, I really didn't mean it."



Susan: "Yeah, I kinda figured that."



Edie: "No, I mean I really didn't mean it. But, um, now I do. Thank you. Thank you for having my back."



Edie hugs Susan.



Susan: "So, do I have to worry about you attacking any more waitresses?"



Edie: "Nah. My bar brawling days are over."



Edie looks up as a car drives by.



Edie: "Oh, you know, I'd better go, I have a meeting. I'll talk to you later."



Edie runs down the street to her house. A man is getting out of the car parked in front of her house.



Edie: "Are you Oliver?"



Oliver: "You must be Edie. Pleasure to meet you."



Edie: "Oh, likewise. I hear you're one of the best private detectives in town."



Oliver: "I do what I can."



Edie: "Well, come on in. Let's talk. Um, basically, I just want you to trail my ex. He left me for another woman and I want to nail that ho to the wall."



Betty's House - Nighttime



Caleb is sleeping on the couch. Matthew comes downstairs.



Matthew: "Caleb, hey, come on buddy, wake up. Caleb. It's time."



Wisteria Lane - Nighttime



Caleb is running down the street toward Bree's house. He looks up at Danielle's window, sees the light on, and runs toward the house.



Danielle's Bedroom



Danielle is at the mirror, in her pajamas, combing her hair. She sees Caleb in the mirror, entering her room.



Bree's Bedroom



Bree is removing her earrings getting ready for bed when she hears Danielle scream.



Danielle: "Ahhh! Get away from me!"



Bree goes to her night stand and pulls a gun out of the drawer. She runs into Danielle's room and sees Caleb standing over Danielle on the floor trying to pull away. She points the gun at Caleb, then shoots into the air. Caleb turns toward Bree.



Bree: "Get away from her! Danielle, I want you to pick up the phone and call the police."



Danielle: "No!"



Bree: "What?"



Danielle: "Matthew and his mother have been protecting Caleb. They're in as much trouble as he is."



Bree: "I don't care!"



Danielle: "Mom, please, I love him! Please!"



Betty's House



Betty is sitting at her table looking shocked. Matthew walks in.



Bree: "If I hadn't been in the house, he could have raped her or worse!"



Matthew: "He's locked in his room now so..."



Bree: "Needless to say the agreement between us is off! Caleb is dangerous and I want him put away! If he is not gone by tomorrow, I am calling the police!"



Matthew: "He will be, I promise you. Can I go check on Danielle?"



Bree: "Yes. Betty, I am serious. Either you do something or I will!"



Betty: "Bree, stop worrying. I understand what needs to happen now."



Danielle's Bedroom



Danielle is curled up on the window seat. Matthew enters.



Matthew: "Danielle?"



Danielle: "Did it work?"



Matthew: "Perfectly! You did great."



Betty's House - Daytime



Betty is unpacking groceries. Matthew walks in.



Matthew: "So I got some rates on some mental hospitals around here and, um, there's one called Silvercrest, which actually seems okay."



Betty: "Put this ham in the refrigerator, will you? I think I'll make it for dinner."



Matthew: "Uh, mom, I know you don't want to talk about his, but we have to. I mean Mrs. Van de Kamp is gonna call the police."



Betty: "I promised myself I would never institutionalize your brother."



Matthew: "Mom!"



Betty: "How long do you think it will be before he'd act out? Maybe even hurt somebody. A couple days? A week? Then they'd throw him in a straight jacket and drug away what's left of his mind. Spend the rest of his life at the mercy of strangers."



Matthew: "But if we don't send him to a hospital, he's gonna end up in prison and don't you think that's worse?"



Betty: "Yes, of course I do."



Matthew: "So, what the hell are we gonna do?"



Betty hands Matthew a bottle of medicine.



Matthew: "Phenobarbital?"



Betty: "It's easy. It's painless. Just a few extra drops. He simply falls asleep. Caleb was meant for a better world than this, Matthew. It's time to give your brother the peace he deserves."



Matthew looks at the bottle, then his mother.



Gabrielle's House



Gabrielle is gently tossing Lily when the door bell rings.



Gabrielle: "Who's the pretty girl? Oh, looks like it's Daddy's turn. Yes."



Gabrielle hands the baby to Carlos and opens the door. Outside are two officers and a court officer in a suit.



Court Officer: "Mrs. Solis?"



Gabrielle: "Yes?"



Court Officer: "We have a court order to take the Collins?baby into custody."



Carlos: "No, no, no, that's a mistake. No we. we have the paperwork. The birth father signed away his rights."



Court Officer: "It's the birth mother who's protesting."



Gabrielle: "What?"



Court Officer: "Until the adoption is legally finalized, the birth mother can still change her mind and she has."



They look out to the police car. Libby and Frank get out of the car. Gabrielle runs out to the police car.



Gabrielle: "No, no, no, no, no, no!"



Carlos: "Gaby, wait!"



Gabrielle: "You? You don't even want to be a mother."



Libby: "Well, look, Frank quit using and, uh, he got a good job down at the plant. He's really stepped up."



Gabrielle: "So?"



Libby: "Well, so we're gonna the whole family thing a shot. Well, I'll totally give you all your money back."



Gabrielle: "I don't want my money back! I want my baby!"



Carlos hands Lily to a female officer. Libby sees this and starts getting in the car.



Libby: "C'mon, let's go."



Gabrielle: "Carlos! No! Carlos, what's happening?"



The female officer carries the baby toward the car. Gabrielle tries to stop her.



Gabrielle: "No no, no, no, Ma'am, you don't understand, you don't understand! This is our baby!"



As Gabrielle tries to grab the baby the 2nd officer pulls her away.



Gabrielle: "No! We've been, we've been feeding her and we've been bathing her. And we wake up in the middle of the night and we rock her!"



The female officer hands Libby the baby.



Gabrielle: "Which is crazy, cause if you knew me I don't do that! I don't do that. And my husband, my husband, he sings to her. He sings! So, you can't take her away! It's too late, we've already fallen in love with her!"



Libby gets in the police car. The 2nd officer lets go of Gabrielle.



Gabrielle: "Carlos, do something!"



The police car starts up and begins to drive away. Gabrielle starts walking toward it. Carlos grabs her as the car drives away.



Gabrielle: "No! You can't go! You can't, you can't take her! You can't take her! No! She's our baby! She's ours! No! Please! Please!"



"There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don't want to accept."



A.A. Meeting



Everyone is sitting in a circle.



"The power of the prayer comes from it's insight into human nature."



Bree: "We ask God to grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change."



Outside Edie's House



The yard is covered with Karl's clothes. Edie comes out the door and throws more clothes.



"Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us."



A.A. Meeting



Bree: "The courage to change the things we can."



Parcher and Murphy Advertising Agency



Ed is walking out of his office. He looks over at Lynette and he gets into the elevator.



"Because so many of us are cowardly. And afraid to stand up for what is right."



A.A. Meeting



Bree: "And the wisdom to know the difference."



Betty's House



Betty is standing at the counter, staring at the prescription bottle in her hand, crying.



"Because so many of us give into despair..."



Betty puts the bottle in the kitchen drawer.



"...when faced with an impossible choice."



A.A Meeting



Peter, sitting next to Bree, takes her hand. Bree smiles at him.



"The good news for those who utter these words is that God will hear you and answer your prayer."



Gabrielle's House



Carlos is helping a crying Gabrielle back into the house.



"The bad news is that sometimes..."



They go inside and close the door.



"...the answer is no."



~ The End ~

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