good Andrew Carnegie has made his
profession of faith in the matter.
Carnegie the
dauntless has uttered his call
To battle: "The brokers are parasites all!"
Carnegie, Carnegie, you'll never prevail;
Keep the wind of your
slogan to belly your sail,
Go back to your isle of
perpetual brume,
Silence your pibroch, doff tartan and plume:
Ben Lomond is
calling his son from the fray --
Fly, fly from the region of Wall Street away!
While still you're possessed of a single baubee
(I wish it were pledged to
endowment of me)
'Twere wise to
retreat from the wars of
financeLest its value decline ere your credit advance.
For a man 'twixt a king of
finance and the sea,
Carnegie, Carnegie, your tongue is too free!
Anonymus Bink
WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing
political condition is a period of
international amity. The student
of history who has not been taught to expect the
unexpected may justly
boast himself
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inaccessible to the light. "In time of peace prepare
for war" has a deeper meaning than is
commonly discerned; it means,
not merely that all things
earthly have an end -- that change is the
one immutable and
eternal law -- but that the soil of peace is thickly
sown with the seeds of war and singularly suited to their germination
and growth. It was when Kubla Khan had decreed his "stately pleasure
dome" -- when, that is to say, there were peace and fat feasting in
Xanadu -- that he
heard from afar
Ancestral voices prophesying war.
One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of
men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us
have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of
that elemental
distrust that is the
security of nations. War loves to
come like a thief in the night;
professions of
eternal amity provide
the night.
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the
privilege of
governing himself for the
advantage of good government. In justice to
him it should be said that he did not want to.
They took away his vote and gave instead
The right, when he had earned, to _eat_ his bread.
In vain -- he clamors for his "boss," pour soul,
To come again and part him from his roll.
Offenbach Stutz
WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman
wherewith she
holds
dominion over the male of her
species,
binding him to the
service of her will and paralyzing his
rebellious energies.
WEATHER, n. The
climate of the hour. A
permanent topic of
conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have
inherited the
tendency to
chatter about it from naked arboreal
ancestors whom it
keenlyconcerned. The
setting up official weather
bureaus and their
maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments
are
accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.
Once I dipt into the future far as human eye could see,
And I saw the Chief Forecaster, dead as any one can be --
Dead and
damned and shut in Hades as a liar from his birth,
With a record of unreason seldom paralleled on earth.
While I looked he reared him
solemnly, that incadescent youth,
From the coals that he'd preferred to the
advantages of truth.
He cast his eyes about him and above him; then he wrote
On a slab of thin asbestos what I
venture here to quote --
For I read it in the rose-light of the
everlasting glow:
"Cloudy;
variable winds, with local showers; cooler; snow."
Halcyon Jones
WEDDING, n. A
ceremony at which two persons
undertake to become one,
one
undertakes to become nothing, and nothing
undertakes to become
supportable.
WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All