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Fiercely the battle raged and, sad to tell,

Our corporal heroically fell!



Fame from her height looked down upon the brawl

And said: "He hadn't very far to fall."



Giacomo Smith

CORPORATION, n. An ingeniousdevice for obtaining individual profit



without individual responsibility.

CORSAIR, n. A politician of the seas.



COURT FOOL, n. The plaintiff.

COWARD, n. One who in a perilousemergency thinks with his legs.



CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but

less indigestible.



In this small fish I take it that human wisdom is admirably

figured and symbolized; for whereas the crayfish doth move only



backward, and can have only retrospection, seeingnaught but the

perils already passed, so the wisdom of man doth not enable him to



avoid the follies that beset his course, but only to apprehend

their nature afterward.



Sir James Merivale

CREDITOR, n. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial



Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.

CREMONA, n. A high-priced violin made in Connecticut.



CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody

tries to please him.



There is a land of pure delight,

Beyond the Jordan's flood,



Where saints, apparelled all in white,

Fling back the critic's mud.



And as he legs it through the skies,

His pelt a sable hue,



He sorrows sore to recognize

The missiles that he threw.



Orrin Goof

CROSS, n. An ancient religious symbol erroneously supposed to owe its



significance to the most solemn event in the history of Christianity,

but really antedating it by thousands of years. By many it has been



believed to be identical with the _crux ansata_ of the ancient phallic

worship, but it has been traced even beyond all that we know of that,



to the rites of primitive peoples. We have to-day the White Cross as

a symbol of chastity, and the Red Cross as a badge of benevolent



neutrality in war. Having in mind the former, the reverend Father

Gassalasca Jape smites the lyre to the effect following:



"Be good, be good!" the sisterhood

Cry out in holy chorus,



And, to dissuade from sin, parade

Their various charms before us.



But why, O why, has ne'er an eye

Seen her of winsome manner



And youthful grace and pretty face

Flaunting the White Cross banner?



Now where's the need of speech and screed

To better our behaving?



A simpler plan for saving man

(But, first, is he worth saving?)



Is, dears, when he declines to flee

From bad thoughts that beset him,



Ignores the Law as 't were a straw,

And wants to sin -- don't let him.



CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do _me_?

CUNNING, n. The faculty that distinguishes a weak animal or person



from a strong one. It brings its possessor much mentalsatisfaction

and great material adversity. An Italian proverb says: "The furrier



gets the skins of more foxes than asses."

CUPID, n. The so-called god of love. This bastardcreation of a



barbarous fancy was no doubt inflicted upon mythology for the sins of

its deities. Of all unbeautiful and inappropriate conceptions this is






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