Rex: "There you go!"



Andrew: "Yes!"



Danielle: "Thank you Daddy!"



(The kids get in the car and drive away.)



(Bree glares at Rex. He stands to face her, triumphant. She watches her kids drive away, passing by the Solis residence as Gabrielle pulls up in her car.)



(Bree storms over to where Gabrielle is removing shopping bags from her car.)



Bree: "Did you offer to help Danielle get into modeling school?"



Gabrielle: "What? Uh, yes, no, um, is that how she heard it?"



Bree: "Yes. Gabrielle, did you, or did you not offer to sponsor her?"



Gabrielle: "I just wanted to help out."



Bree: "It's in New York, for God's sakes, why on earth would you suggest that?"



Gabrielle: "It's her dream, and don't you want her to be happy?"



Bree: "No, and in the future I would appreciate you keeping your ridiculous ideas to yourself!"



Gabrielle: "Bree..."



(Bree leaves, furious.)



(John, who heard the conversation, looks at Gabrielle with hostility, and then turns away.)



Gabrielle: "John...John..."



(Gabrielle runs after him.)



John: "You're so jealous of Danielle, you try to ship her off to New York?"



Gabrielle: "I'm not jealous. I just don't like to share."



John: "Well, you know what, I quit. The yard. Us. Everything!"



Gabrielle: "Oh, don't be that way."



John: "Well, what's the point if we can never be together? You know, an hour here, an hour there."



Gabrielle: "I don't want us to end on a bad note. Carlos has this black tie thing tonight. I could slip..."



John: "Mrs. Solis..."



Gabrielle: "John, please, what we had was so special. I think it deserves a proper goodbye."



(She runs her hand down John's tank top.)



John: "We'd still be over though..."



Gabrielle: "Of course!"



(Mama Solis, hiding around the corner, smiles, as she eats something.)



[Neighbor's House]



(Lynette and the neighbor watch their kids scream and play in the backyard.)



Lynette: "I knew this play date was a good idea."



Woman: "Oh, yeah. Thank you for suggesting it. Your boys are the only ones I know who could tire out Timmy."



Lynette: "Yep. He's a feisty one."



(The woman laughs and agrees.)



Lynette: "Hey, word on the street is that you've been medicating Timmy..."



Woman: "Oh yeah, for his ADD . The pills have been a godsend."



Lynette: "I bet...can I use your bathroom?"



(In the bathroom, she closes the door behind her, then quickly flushes the toilet, then turns on the water in the sink. She opens up the medicine cabinet and takes down the ADD pill container. She opens it and swallows one, then puts the container back.)



Mary Alice Voiceover: "As Lynette swallowed the stolen medication of an eight-year-old child, she vowed she'd never again sink to such depths..."



(Lynette takes the bottle again and pours a handful into her hand.)



Mary Alice Voiceover:"... any time soon."



[Paul's House]



(Sitting in a car, Paul and Mr. Shaw look at Mary Alice's note, comparing it with the stationary from Edie.)



Mr. Shaw: "Well, looks like you've got your blackmailer. Is it time to bring in the police?"



Paul: "That's not really an option for me. Before my wife shot herself, we lived a life that I was proud of. We loved each other. We had values. We went to church. We gave to charity. We were good people, Mr. Shaw."



Mr. Shaw: "I believe you."



Paul: "That's why it's so incomprehensible to me that Edie Brit would try to destroy us."



Mr. Shaw: "Well, you've suffered a great loss. For your pain to heal, that's going to take some time."



Paul: "I can't wait, I need help now."



Mr. Shaw: "For five grand she's hurt. For ten grand she's gone ."



[Outside of Bree's House]



(Andrew and Danielle drive up to Bree's house. Outside of the house are all of their possessions. Bree methodically adds more items to the piles on the lawn.)



Danielle: "Mom, what's going on?"



Bree: "Oh, I'm throwing you out. I've separated all your things into two sides. One side is yours, Danielle, and the other one is Andrews."



Andrew: "Okay, you've lost it. "



Danielle: "Where are we supposed to live?"



Bree: "Darned if I know. Uh, Danielle, everything in the north quadrant of your side is clothes and books and such, and the south side are miscellaneous items."



Andrew: "Mom, this isn't going to work. Okay, I'm not giving up my car."



Bree: "That's a smart idea, because you're probably going to have to sleep in it for a while."



Danielle (while picking up her items): "Mom, you can't stop us from going back inside the house."



Bree: "Oh, no? That's Mr. Conlan, the locksmith . He's been very helpful today. Of course, I could give you the new keys, which would mean you'd have to adhere to my rules, which would include giving back your father's gifts."



Danielle: "Okay, fine, you win. I won't go to New York."



(Bree drops a key into Danielle's hand and then looks expectantly at Andrew. He shakes his head.)



Andrew: "I'm outta here."



[Outside Paul Young's House]



(Mike and Kendra start up towards the open house that Edie is having for Paul Young's house.)



Kendra: "An open house in the suburbs? This is beyond quiche."



Mike: "Behave yourself. It's one of the houses on the street I've had a hard time getting into."



Kendra: "God, I wish you would let this go."



(They pass by Edie who overhears the first part of their conversation.)



Mike: "I'm taking you out for drinks tonight. There's this cowboy bar called the Saddle Ranch, you need to see."



Kendra: "Why?"



Mike: "It's the last place anybody ever saw your sister."



(Susan walks up to the house and runs into Edie.)



Edie: "Susan! What brings you here?"



Susan: "I just wanted to say goodbye to Mary Alice's house, before somebody else moved in."



Edie: "Aw, that sounds almost plausible. "



Susan: "I beg your pardon?"



Edie: "Oh, come on. We both know why you're here, and the answer is yes, they are having sex. No question."



Susan: "You don't know what you are talking about. They're just friends."



Edie: "Hmm, think so? I overheard them saying they're going to the Saddle Ranch tonight. For drinks. And dancing."



Susan: "So friends can do that."



Edie: "Oh my god, I just want to slap and shake you. "



(Edie walks away.)



(Susan sees Kendra touch Mike's stomach playfully.)



Susan: "Where did you say they were going tonight?"



(Susan runs after Edie. )



[Saddle Ranch]



Susan: "I don't know why I let you talk me into coming here. There is obviously nothing going on between them."



Edie: "Where are you going?"



Susan: "I'm going to the bathroom and I'm going home. I don't want Mike to catch me here."



Edie: "It's only been ten minutes. She could be waiting to make her move."



(In the background, a man rides a mechanical bull.)



Edie: "Oh come on, you're not gonna beat a girl like that by knocking off early."



Susan: "It's not a competition."



Edie: "The hell it isn't. "



Susan: "Good night, Edie."



Edie: "Suit yourself. But for the record, I was rooting for you to land him."



Susan: "And why would you root for me? "



Edie: "Well, I figured it would be easier for me to steal Mike from you than her - she seems like fun!"



[Gabrielle's Bedroom]



(Gabrielle lies on the bed, in a bathrobe. Carlos and Mama Solis stand by the bed.)



Carlos: "Just take some antacid. "



Gabrielle: "It's not those kind of cramps ."



Carlos: "This is a business dinner. It's important."



(Gabrielle groans.)



Mama Solis: "Relax. You and I can go alone. Gabrielle can stay here and get better."



Carlos: "Fine. I'll see you in a couple of hours."



Gabrielle: "Okay. Take good care of Carlos."



Mama Solis: "Oh, I always do."



(She closes the door behind her and Gabrielle gets off of the bed.)



[Saddle Ranch]



(Susan starts to leave when she notices Edie riding the mechanical bull in the center of the ring. She bends over to pick up the hat that Edie threw to her. When she stands up, Mike is standing there.)



Susan: "Mike! What a small, small world."



Mike: "Yeah, it sure is. I caught Edie hiding in the back."



Susan: "No kidding, is she here?"



(Slowly, Mike turns his head to where Edie is playing to the crowd.)



Mike: "Yeah. Yeah, she said, uh, the jig is up, and then she went to ride the bull. Oh, and she said you two came together."



Susan: "Oh, well, yeah, we, we did, uh, I just thought she left."



Mike: "Are you following me?"



Susan: "What? No, no, I just came here, you know, with Edie. We, just, love to ride that bull."



Mike: "You ride the bull."



Susan: "Yeah, yeah, it's a real rush."



Mike: "Come on, Susan, give me a break ."



Susan: "No, you give me a break! I did not follow you here, and even if I had followed you here, it's because you've been so secretive about Kendra."



Mike: "Kendra and I are friends."



Susan: "And I came here to ride the bull!"



(She plops Edie's hat on her head and a nearby cowboy hears her and dings the triangle he has in his hand. He lets out a whoop and calls out "We've got another one to ride the bull!")



(Susan's eyes go wide. Mike backs away to watch.)



Cowboy: "Okay, little doggie, you're up!"



Susan: "Oh fun. I'm a doggie."



(She steps into the ring where the bull is and looks over at Mike, who smirks at her. She throws her purse to Mike, pulls up her shirt, and ties it. The crowd of mostly men catcalls at her. "Woo, baby, woo!")



Susan: "Oh, yeah, I'm here to ride the bull. Check it out! Okay! Yeah! Woo! Baby! Woo!"



(She tosses the hat into the crowd. It hits a man, who falls onto the controls for the bull. The bull starts to buck, and Susan, not yet on it, falls over, landing hard on the rubber mat.)



[Rex's Hotel Room]



Rex: "Andrew, you promised you'd stay with your mother. That's why I gave you the car."



Andrew: "Dad, she wants me out! She put all my stuff on the front lawn."



Rex: "This is ridiculous. I'm going to call her, and I'm going to smooth all this out. you're going home."



(Rex picks up the phone. Andrew grabs it and puts it down.)



Andrew: "No, Dad, why? Now I can live with you without feeling guilty. It will be perfect. It will be like our own little bachelor pad."



(Rex walks away.)



Andrew: "What?"



Rex: "Son, that's not gonna happen."



Andrew: "Why not?"



Rex: "Andrew, these past few months have been incredibly difficult for me. There are a lot of things that I've got to work out for myself, and I can't do that if you're living with me. I'm sorry."



Andrew: "I don't care. All right. I'm not going back there.



Rex: "I don't think you have a choice."



Andrew: "But Dad..."



Rex: "Uh-uh."



(Andrew storms out. Rex calls after him.)



Rex: "Oh, come on now, don't!"



[Andrew's Car]



(Andrew makes a call on his cell phone.)



Andrew: "Keith? Yeah, it's me. Do you still have that fake ID? Yeah, I've got to go home and kiss my mother's ass. I am not going to do it sober !"



(He drives off.)



[Lynette's House]



(Tom and his guests are in the living room while Lynette works in the kitchen. As they laugh and joke, Lynette brings out a plate of desserts and sets it on the coffee table.)



Woman: "Oh, the desserts are wonderful. Lynette, do you need any help?"



Lynette: "I've got it covered, no problem."



(In the living room, Tom outlines his ideas to his boss.)



Boss: "Okay, Scavo, you're up. Let's hear this genius idea of yours."



Tom: "Okay. Uh, okay. The single greatest obstacle facing Spotless Scrub is a lack of visibility. We need to concentrate ads in places where women spend a majority of their time."



(Lynette, smiling, listens from the kitchen as she prepares more dessert.)



Tom: "For example, large chain grocery stores. Picture Spotless Scrub ads on the side of every mother's shopping cart."



Boss: "Interesting."



Lynette: "Oh, you know what would be even better? Dry cleaning bags."



Tom: "What?"



Lynette: "No, really, hear me out. Put a big Spotless Scrub ad between a woman and her cashmere sweater, and I guarantee you'll get her attention."



Tom: "Honey, honey, that's great. I'm in the middle of a thing here."



Lynette (still smiling): "Oh!"



Boss's wife: "She's got a point. And those dry cleaning bags hang in our closets forever, and so it is like constant advertising."



Lynette: "Exactly!"



Tom: "You know, maybe there's a way that we can work that in - "



Boss: "You know, this is kind of a fantastic idea. Can we go nationwide with this?"



Lynette: "Why not? Start by targeting the top chain, then branch out from there. Boom, boom, boom. Mass saturation. Oh, and you know what else would be a great idea? Here's the thing ..."



Mary Alice Voiceover: "While Lynette was commanding everyone's attention..."



[Saddle Ranch]



Mary Alice Voiceover:"...Susan was trying to remain inconspicuous. "



Susan: "Everybody's looking at me, aren't they?"



Mike: "Just the slapstick fans."



Susan: "Oh God, why couldn't I have just have been knocked unconscious?"



Kendra: "Beer?"



Susan: "Absolutely. Oh. Ow! Ow, ow."



Mike: "Susan, this is Kendra."



Susan: "We've been introduced."



Mike: "No, this is Kendra. We've been friends for years. She's here on a visit. She's leaving tomorrow. That's it."



Kendra: "It's true. I have no designs on this man whatsoever."



Mike: "I'll be right back."



(He leaves Kendra and Susan alone at their table.)



Kendra: "Sorry about the misunderstanding,"



Susan: "Me, too."



Kendra: "So, how long have you two been seeing each other?"



Susan: "Well, you sort of interrupted our first date. But up until then, smoking hot tension. Sounds pathetic, I know."



Kendra: "No, I think it's good to take it slow. you'd be smart to be careful."



Susan: "Any particular reason?"



Kendra: "Look, Mike's a wonderful guy, really. But you should ask him why he moved to Wisteria Lane. It's one hell of a story."



Mike: "Here, I got some ice. Here ya go."



Susan: "Thanks."



(Mr. Shaw walks into the Saddle Ranch and spots Edie, who's saying good night to a group of men. He comes up to her.)



Mr. Shaw: "Hey, there."



Edie: "Well, good evening! Have a seat."



[Gabrielle's Bedroom]



(Gabrielle and John collapse on her bed, spent.)



John: "I could get used to this whole closure thing,"



Gabrielle: "I love long good byes."



[Outside Gabrielle's House]



Mama Solis: (gets out of a taxi cab, talking to the driver.) "Wait around the corner. I'll be right back."



(She rushes into the house and into Gabrielle's bedroom, where the light from the hallway falls onto Gabrielle and John, kissing on the bed. Mama Solis holds a camera up to her eye and looks through it, snapping a picture.)



Mama Solis: "Smile, Gabrielle."



(Mama Solis leaves. John pushes Gabrielle off of him and grabs his clothing. Gabrielle gets off of the bed calmly and goes to her closet, where she begins carrying clothing to the bed, where she's placed a suitcase.)



Gabrielle: "Well, that's it then ."



John: "What are you doing? She had a camera, we've got to catch her. Mrs. Solis, your husband's gonna kill us. Come on!"



(He rushes downstairs.)



Mama Solis: "Leave me alone!"



John: "Gimme that camera right now!"



Mama Solis: "Shut up!"



John: "I'm not kidding, old woman!"



Mama Solis: "Stay away from me! Don't touch me!"



(She hits him and he falls on the floor.)



(She rushes out of the house, running and looking behind her. A car careens around the corner. She stops in the middle of the road as it speeds towards her. Shocked, she can only stand there.)



(As Gabrielle packs, she can hear tires screeching, and then a thud. She looks out the window and her jaw falls open. The car speeds away.)



(Gabrielle runs out of the house. Mama Solis lies motionless in the middle of the street.)



(John joins Gabrielle outside. He starts to head towards Mama Solis, but Gabrielle stops him.)



Gabrielle: "No, no, you go home. I'll take care of this. And you were never here. Go. Go."



(Gabrielle runs towards Mama Solis. The taxi driver comes running.)



Taxi Driver: "Did you see that? The guy came barreling around the corner and just hit her."



Gabrielle: "Do you have a cell phone?"



Taxi Driver: "Yeah."



Gabrielle: "Call 911."



(He runs to his cab.)



(Gabrielle stares at Mama Solis, looks around, and then takes the camera lying next to her, putting it in her robe pocket.)



(The car that hit Mama Solis pulls into a driveway. Its right front headlight is smashed in. Inside the driver's seat is Andrew, who's breathing hard. He looks behind him.)



[Outside]



Mary Alice Voiceover: "As Juanita hovered dangerously close to the white light, Lynette and Tom were heading into a black void."



Lynette: "I was just participating. "



Tom: "No, your participation was supposed to be limited to making dinner, not making my ideas look bad."



Lynette: "Well, maybe you need better ideas. I'm sorry-I'm sorry, I didn't mean that."



Tom: "No, no no no no. We both know that your career was going so much better than mine before we had kids. You never let me forget that."



Lynette: "That is not fair!"



Tom: "You are always competing with me, and judging by tonight , you know what, you still are!"



Lynette: "Tom, I am sorry about tonight. Truly, but these days, if I'm competing with anyone, it's the Bree Van de Kamps of the world with their spotless kitchens, and their perfect kids, who throw fabulous parties where nothing ever goes wrong. I try so hard to keep up, but I can't."



Tom: "Lynette, that's not my expectation."



Lynette: "And when you work on a pitch, or you bring the partners over, I am reminded of a world I left behind where I was the winner, and people tried to keep up with me! I can't go back. I can't win where I am. I'm stuck in the middle, and it is really starting to get to me."



Tom: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. For your information, I thought you threw an amazing dinner party tonight. I was thrilled! I don't know how you pulled it all together."



(They look at each other.)



Lynette: "Yeah, well."



Tom: "And whether you believe it or not, everyone who knows you thinks that you are a great wife and mother."



Lynette: "No, they don't."



Tom: "Yes, they do - especially me."



Lynette: "Thanks."



(He pauses.)



Tom: "What's wrong with your eyes?"



Lynette: "Nothing, I'm tired."



Tom: "Turn around, I want to look at you."



Lynette: "I'm fine, really...what's going on outside?"



[Outside]



(EMS technicians rush to Mama Solis's side while neighbors watch. Gabrielle sits on the steps to her house, watching.)



(Lynette and Tom rush up to Bree.)



Bree: "Oh my god, thank god you're here. Will you go take care of Gabrielle? I have to go home for a minute."



[Bree's House]



(Bree rushes into her house. Andrew is standing there, leaning against a counter, looking shaken.)



Bree: "Oh, Andrew, thank god you're back. I need your help, honey. There's been an accident. Andrew?"



Andrew (crying): "Mama."



Bree: "Andrew..."



(Bree is on the phone.)



Bree: "Rex, you need to come home. Something's happened, and we need you."



(Danielle and Andrew hold each other's hands.)



Mary Alice Voiceover: "Competition, it means different things to different people. But whether it's a friendly rivalry..."



(At the Saddle Ranch, Susan watches Mike and Kendra head towards the door.)



Mary Alice Voiceover:"...or a fight to the death,"



(Edie and Mr. Shaw drink together.)



Mary Alice Voiceover: "the end result is the same. There will be winners -"



(Gabrielle watches Mama Solis taken away on a stretcher.)



Mary Alice Voiceover: "and there will be losers."



(Lynette, drawn and tired-looking, looks at herself in the mirror. She looks at the pills in her hand.)



Mary Alice Voiceover: "Of course, the trick is to know which battles to fight. You see, no victory comes without a price."



(Quietly, Rex drives Andrew's car into a small garage. Bree stands at the entrance and looks around, and once he gets out of the car, the two of them close the garage door.)

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