virtue, I was going to say, - but that might, perhaps, sound
paradoxical. I have heard an
immense number of moral physicians
lay down the
treatment of moral Guinea-worms, and the vast majority
of them would always insist that the creature had no head at all,
but was all body and tail. So I have found a very common result of
their method to be that the string slipped, or that a piece only of
the creature was broken off, and the worm soon grew again, as bad
as ever. The truth is, if the Devil could only appear in church by
attorney, and make the best statement that the facts would bear him
out in doing on
behalf of his special virtues, (what we commonly
call vices,) the influence of good teachers would be much greater
than it is. For the arguments by which the Devil prevails are
precisely the ones that the Devil-queller most
rarely answers. The
way to argue down a vice is not to tell lies about it, - to say
that it has no attractions, when everybody knows that it has, - but
rather to let it make out its case just as it certainly will in the
moment of
temptation, and then meet it with the weapons furnished
by the Divine
armory. Ithuriel did not spit the toad on his spear,
you remember, but touched him with it, and the blasted angel took
the sad glories of his true shape. If he had shown fight then, the
fair spirits would have known how to deal with him.
That all spasmodic cerebral action is an evil is not perfectly
clear. Men get fairly intoxicated with music, with
poetry, with
religious
excitement, oftenest with love. Ninon de l'Enclos said
she was so easily excited that her soup intoxicated her, and
convalescents have been made tipsy by a beef-steak.
There are forms and stages of
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alcoholic exaltation which, in
themselves, and without regard to their consequences, might be
considered as
positive improvements of the persons
affected. When
the
sluggishintellect is roused, the slow speech quickened, the
cold nature warmed, the
latentsympathy developed, the flagging
spirit kindled, - before the trains of thought become confused or
the will perverted, or the muscles relaxed, - just at the moment
when the whole human zoophyte flowers out like a full-blown rose,
and is ripe for the subscription-paper or the contribution-box, -
it would be hard to say that a man was, at that very time, worse,
or less to be loved, than when driving a hard
bargain with all his
meaner wits about him. The difficulty is, that the
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alcoholicvirtues don't wash; but until the water takes their colors out, the
tints are very much like those of the true
celestial stuff.
[Here I was interrupted by a question which I am very
unwilling to
report, but have confidence enough in those friends who examine
these records to
commit to their candor.
A PERSON at table asked me whether I "went in for rum as a steady
drink?" - His manner made the question highly
offensive, but I
restrained myself, and answered thus:-]
Rum I take to be the name which unwashed moralists apply alike to
the product distilled from
molasses and the noblest juices of the
vineyard. Burgundy "in all its
sunset glow" is rum. Champagne,
"the foaming wine of Eastern France," in rum. Hock, which our
friend, the Poet, speaks of as
"The Rhine's breastmilk, gushing cold and bright,
Pale as the moon, and maddening as her light,"
is rum. Sir, I repudiate the
loathsome vulgarism as an
insult to
the first
miraclewrought by the Founder of our religion! I
address myself to the company. - I believe in
temperance, nay,
almost in abstinence, as a rule for
healthy people. I trust that I
practice both. But let me tell you, there are companies of men of
genius into which I sometimes go, where the
atmosphere of
intellectand
sentiment is so much more stimulating than
alcohol, that, if I
thought fit to take wine, it would be to keep me sober.
Among the gentlemen that I have known, few, if any, were ruined by
drinking. My few
drunken acquaintances were generally ruined
before they became drunkards. The habit of drinking is often a
vice, no doubt, - sometimes a
misfortune, - as when an almost
irresistible
hereditary propensity exists to
indulge in it, - but
oftenest of all a PUNISHMENT.