if your blood wants rousing, turn round that stake in the river,
which you see a mile from here; and when you come in in sixteen
minutes, (if you do, for we are old boys, and not champion
scullers, you remember,) then say if you begin to feel a little
warmed up or not! You can row easily and
gently all day, and you
can row yourself blind and black in the face in ten minutes, just
as you like. It has been long agreed that there is no way in which
a man can accomplish so much labor with his muscles as in rowing.
It is in the boat, then, that man finds the largest
extension of
his volitional and
muscularexistence; and yet he may tax both of
them so
slightly, in that most
delicious of exercises, that he
shall mentally write his
sermon, or his poem, or recall the remarks
he has made in company and put them in form for the public, as well
as in his easy-chair.
I dare not
publicly name the rare joys, the
infinite delights, that
intoxicate me on some sweet June morning, when the river and bay
are smooth as a sheet of beryl-green silk, and I run along ripping
it up with my knife-edged shell of a boat, the rent closing after
me like those wounds of angels which Milton tells of, but the seam
still shining for many a long rood behind me. To lie still over
the Flats, where the waters are
shallow, and see the crabs crawling
and the sculpins gliding
busily and
silently beneath the boat, - to
rustle in through the long harsh grass that leads up some tranquil
creek, - to take shelter from the sunbeams under one of the
thousand-footed bridges, and look down its
interminable colonnades,
crusted with green and oozy growths, studded with minute barnacles,
and belted with rings of dark muscles, while
overheadstreams and
thunders that other river whose every wave is a human soul flowing
to
eternity as the river below flows to the ocean, - lying there
moored
unseen, in
loneliness so
profound that the columns of Tadmor
in the Desert could not seem more
remote from life, - the cool
breeze on one's
forehead, the
stream whispering against the half-
sunken pillars, - why should I tell of these things, that I should
live to see my
beloved haunts invaded and the waves blackened with
boats as with a swarm of water-beetles? What a city of idiots we
must be not to have covered this
glorious bay with gondolas and
wherries, as we have just
learned to cover the ice in winter with
skaters!
I am satisfied that such a set of black-coated, stiff-jointed,
soft-muscled, paste-
complexioned youth as we can boast in our
Atlantic cities never before
sprang from loins of Anglo-Saxon
lineage. Of the females that are the mates of these males I do not
here speak. I preached my
sermon from the lay-pulpit on this
matter a good while ago. Of course, if you heard it, you know my
belief is that the total climatic influences here are getting up a
number of new patterns of
humanity, some of which are not an
improvement on the old model. Clipper-built, sharp in the bows,
long in the spars,
slender to look at, and fast to go, the ship,
which is the great organ of our national life of relation, is but a
reproduction of the
typical form which the elements
impress upon
its
builder. All this we cannot help; but we can make the best of
these influences, such as they are. We have a few good boatmen, -
no good horsemen that I hear of, - I cannot speak for cricketing, -
but as for any great
athletic feat performed by a gentleman in
these latitudes, society would drop a man who should run round the
Common in five minutes. Some of our
amateur fencers, single-stick
players, and boxers, we have no reason to be
ashamed of. Boxing is
rough play, but not too rough for a
hearty young fellow. Anything
is better than this white-blooded degeneration to which we all
tend.
I dropped into a gentlemen's sparring
exhibition only last evening.
It did my heart good to see that there were a few young and
youngish youths left who could take care of their own heads in case
of
emergency. It is a fine sight, that of a gentleman resolving
himself into the
primitive constituents of his
humanity. Here is a
delicate young man now, with an
intellectualcountenance, a slight
figure, a sub-pallid
complexion, a most unassuming
deportment, a
mild adolescent in fact, that any Hiram or Jonathan from between
the ploughtails would of course expect to handle with perfect ease.
Oh, he is
taking off his gold-bowed spectacles! Ah, he is
divesting himself of his cravat! Why, he is stripping off his
coat! Well, here he is, sure enough, in a tight silk shirt, and
with two things that look like
batter puddings in the place of his
fists. Now see that other fellow with another pair of
batterpuddings, - the big one with the broad shoulders; he will certainly
knock the little man's head off, if he strikes him. Feinting,
dodging, stopping, hitting, countering, - little man's head not off
yet. You might as well try to jump upon your own shadow as to hit
the little man's
intellectual features. He needn't have taken off
the gold-bowed spectacles at all. Quick,
cautious, shifty, nimble,
cool, he catches all the
fierce lunges or gets out of their reach,
till his turn comes, and then, whack goes one of the
batterpuddings against the big one's ribs, and bang goes the other into
the big one's face, and, staggering, shuffling, slipping, tripping,
collapsing, sprawling, down goes the big one in a miscellaneous
bundle. - If my young friend, whose excellent article I have
referred to, could only introduce the manly art of self-defence
among the
clergy, I am satisfied that we should have better
sermons
and an
infinitely less quarrelsome church-militant. A bout with
the gloves would let off the ill-nature, and cure the indigestion,
which, united, have embroiled their subject in a bitter
controversy. We should then often hear that a point of difference
between an
infallible and a
heretic, instead of being vehemently
discussed in a
series of newspaper articles, had been settled by a
friendly
contest in several rounds, at the close of which the
parties shook hands and appeared
cordially reconciled,
But
boxing you and I are too old for, I am afraid. I was for a
moment tempted, by the contagion of
muscularelectricity last
evening, to try the gloves with the Benicia Boy, who looked in as a
friend to the noble art; but remembering that he had twice my
weight and half my age, besides the
advantage of his training, I
sat still and said nothing.
There is one other
delicate point I wish to speak of with reference
to old age. I refer to the use of dioptric media which correct the
diminished refracting power of the humors of the eye, - in other
words, spectacles. I don't use them. All I ask is a large, fair
type, a strong
daylight or gas-light, and one yard of focal
distance, and my eyes are as good as ever. But if YOUR eyes fail,
I can tell you something encouraging. There is now living in New
York State an old gentleman who, perceiving his sight to fail,
immediately took to exercising it on the finest print, and in this
way fairly bullied Nature out of her foolish habit of
takingliberties at five-and-forty, or thereabout. And now this old
gentleman performs the most
extraordinary feats with his pen,
showing that his eyes must be a pair of microscopes. I should be
afraid to say to you how much he writes in the
compass of a half-
dime, - whether the Psalms or the Gospels, or the Psalms AND the
Gospels, I won't be positive.
But now let rue tell you this. If the time comes when you must lay
down the
fiddle and the bow, because your fingers are too stiff,
and drop the ten-foot sculls, because your arms are too weak, and,
after dallying
awhile with eye-glasses, come at last to the
undisguised
reality of spectacles, - if the time comes when that
fire of life we spoke of has burned so low that where its flames
reverberated there is only the sombre stain of regret, and where
its coals glowed, only the white ashes that cover the embers of
memory, - don't let your heart grow cold, and you may carry
cheerfulness and love with you into the teens of your second
century, if you can last so long. As our friend, the Poet, once
said, in some of those
old-fashioned heroics of his which he keeps