reporter from its key-hole, calls upon Truth,
majestic virgin! to
get off from her
pedestal and drop her
academic poses, and take a
festive
garland and the
vacant place on the MEDIUS LECTUS, - that
carnival-shower of questions and replies and comments, large axioms
bowled over the
mahogany like bomb-shells from
professionalmortars, and
explosive wit dropping its trains of many-colored
fire, and the mischief-making rain of BON-BONS pelting everybody
that shows himself, - the picture of a truly
intellectual banquet
is one which the old Divinities might well have attempted to
reproduce in their -
- "Oh, oh, oh!" cried the young fellow whom they call John, - "that
is from one of your lectures!"
I know it, I replied, - I
concede it, I
confess it, I
proclaim it.
"The trail of the
serpent is over them all!"
All lecturers, all professors, all schoolmasters, have ruts and
grooves in their minds into which their conversation is perpetually
sliding. Did you never, in riding through the woods of a still
June evening, suddenly feel that you had passed into a warm stratum
of air, and in a minute or two strike the chill layer of atmo
spherebeyond? Did you never, in cleaving the green waters of the Back
Bay, - where the Provincial blue-noses are in the habit of beating
the "Metropolitan" boat-clubs, - find yourself in a tepid
streak, a
narrow, local gulf-
stream, a gratuitous warm-bath a little
underdone, through which your glistening shoulders soon flashed, to
bring you back to the cold realities of full-sea temperature? Just
so, in talking with any of the
characters above referred to, one
not unfrequently finds a sudden change in the style of the
conversation. The lack-lustre eye rayless as a Beacon-Street door-
plate in August, all at once fills with light; the face flings
itself wide open like the church-portals when the bride and
bridegroom enter; the little man grows in
stature before your eyes,
like the small prisoner with hair on end,
beloved yet dreaded of
early
childhood; you were talking with a dwarf and an imbecile, -
you have a giant and a trumpet-tongued angel before you! - Nothing
but a
streak out of a fifty-dollar lecture. - As when, at some
unlooked-for moment, the
mighty fountain-column springs into the
air before the astonished passer-by, - silver-footed, diamond-
crowned, rainbow-scarfed, - from the bosom of that fair sheet,
sacred to the hymns of quiet batrachians at home, and the epigrams
of a less
amiable and less elevated order of REPTILIA in other
latitudes.
- Who was that person that was so abused some time since for saying
that in the
conflict of two races our sympathies naturally go with
the higher? No matter who he was. Now look at what is going on in
India, - a white, superior "Caucasian" race, against a dark-
skinned,
inferior, but still "Caucasian" race, - and where are
English and American sympathies? We can't stop to settle all the
doubtful questions; all we know is, that the brute nature is sure
to come out most
strongly in the lower race, and it is the general
law that the human side of
humanity should treat the
brutal side as
it does the same nature in the
inferior animals, - tame it or crush
it. The India mail brings stories of women and children outraged
and murdered; the royal
stronghold is in the hands of the babe-
killers. England takes down the Map of the World, which she has
girdled with empire, and makes a
correction thus: [DELPHI] DELE.
The
civilized world says, Amen.
- Do not think, because I talk to you of many subjects briefly,
that I should not find it much lazier work to take each one of them
and dilute it down to an essay. Borrow some of my old college
themes and water my remarks to suit yourselves, as the Homeric
heroes did with their MELAS OINOS, - that black sweet, syrupy wine
(?) which they used to alloy with three parts or more of the
flowing
stream. [Could it have been MELASSES, as Webster and his
provincials spell it, - or MOLOSSA'S, as dear old smattering,
chattering, would-be-College-President, Cotton Mather, has it in
the "Magnalia"? Ponder thereon, ye small antiquaries who make