forget. It shapes our thoughts for us; - the waves of conversation
roll them as the surf rolls the pebbles on the shore. Let me
modify the image a little. I rough out my thoughts in talk as an
artist models in clay. Spoken language is so plastic, - you can
pat and coax, and spread and shave, and rub out, and fill up, and
stick on so easily when you work that soft material, that there is
nothing like it for modelling. Out of it come the shapes which you
turn into
marble or
bronze in your
immortal books, if you happen to
write such. Or, to use another
illustration,
writing or printing
is like shooting with a rifle; you may hit your reader's mind, or
miss it; - but talking is like playing at a mark with the pipe of
an engine; if it is within reach, and you have time enough, you
can't help hitting it."
The company agreed that this last
illustration was of superior
excellence, or, in the
phrase used by them, "Fust-rate." I
acknowledged the
compliment, but
gently rebuked the expression.
"Fust-rate," "prime," "a prime article," "a superior piece of
goods," "a handsome garment," "a gent in a flowered vest," - all
such expressions are final. They blast the lineage of him or her
who utters them, for generations up and down. There is one other
phrase which will soon come to be
decisive of a man's social
STATUS, if it is not already: "That tells the whole story." It
is an expression which
vulgar and
conceited people particularly
affect, and which well-meaning ones, who know better, catch from
them. It is intended to stop all
debate, like the previous
question in the General Court. Only it doesn't; simply because
"that" does not usually tell the whole, nor one half of the whole
story.
- It is an odd idea, that almost all our people have had a
professional education. To become a doctor a man must study some
three years and hear a thousand lectures, more or less. Just how
much study it takes to make a
lawyer I cannot say, but probably not
more than this. Now most
decent people hear one hundred lectures
or
sermons (discourses) on
theology every year, - and this, twenty,
thirty, fifty years together. They read a great many religious
books besides. The
clergy, however,
rarely hear any
sermons except
what they
preach themselves. A dull
preacher might be conceived,
therefore, to lapse into a state of QUASI heathenism, simply for
want of religious
instruction. And on the other hand, an attentive
and
intelligenthearer, listening to a
succession of wise teachers,
might become
actually better educated in
theology than any one of
them. We are all
theological students, and more of us qualified as
doctors of
divinity than have received degrees at any of the
universities.
It is not strange,
therefore, that very good people should often
find it difficult, if not impossible, to keep their attention fixed
upon a
sermon treating
feebly a subject which they have thought
vigorously about for years, and heard able men discuss scores of
times. I have often noticed, however, that a
hopelessly dull
discourse acts INDUCTIVELY, as electricians would say, in
developing strong
mental currents. I am
ashamed to think with what
accompaniments and variations and FIORITURE I have sometimes
followed the droning of a heavy
speaker, - not
willingly, - for my
habit is reverential, - but as a necessary result of a slight
continuous
impression on the senses and the mind, which kept both
in action without furnishing the food they required to work upon.
If you ever saw a crow with a king-bird after him, you will get an
image of a dull
speaker and a
livelylistener. The bird in sable
plumage flaps heavily along his straight-forward course, while the
other sails round him, over him, under him, leaves him, comes back
again, tweaks out a black
feather, shoots away once more, never
losing sight of him, and finally reaches the crow's perch at the
same time the crow does, having cut a perfect
labyrinth of loops
and knots and spirals while the slow fowl was
painfully working
from one end of his straight line to the other.
[I think these remarks were received rather
coolly. A temporary
boarder from the country, consisting of a somewhat more than
middle-aged
female, with a
parchmentforehead and a dry little