door. He had been sent on two or three days in advance, to take
charge of the house, and seemed to have had enough of hermit-life,
for he hailed us with a wild whoop, throwing his straw hat half-way
up one of the poplars. Perkins was a boy of fifteen, the child of
poor parents, who were satisfied to get him off their hands,
regardless as to what humanitarian theories might be tested upon
him. As the Arcadian Club recognized no such thing as caste, he
was always admitted to our meetings, and understood just enough of
our conversation to
excite a silly
ambition in his slow mind. His
animal nature was predominant, and this led him to be deceitful.
At that time, however, we all looked upon him as a proper
young Arcadian, and hoped that he would develop into a second Abel
Mallory.
"After our effects had been deposited on the stoop, and the
carriages had
driven away, we proceeded to apportion the rooms, and
take possession. On the first floor there were three rooms, two of
which would serve us as dining and
drawing rooms, leaving the third
for the Shelldrakes. As neither Eunice and Miss Ringtop, nor
Hollins and Abel showed any
disposition to room together, I quietly
gave up to them the four rooms in the second story, and installed
myself in one of the attic chambers. Here I could hear the music
of the rain close above my head, and through the little gable
window, as I lay in bed, watch the colors of the morning gradually
steal over the distant shores. The end was, we were all satisfied.
"`Now for our first meal in Arcadia!' was the next cry. Mrs.
Shelldrake, like a
prudenthousekeeper, marched off to the kitchen,
where Perkins had already kindled a fire. We looked in at the
door, but thought it best to allow her undisputed sway in such a
narrow realm. Eunice was unpacking some loaves of bread and paper
bags of crackers; and Miss Ringtop, smiling through her ropy curls,
as much as to say, `You see, _I_ also can perform the
coarser tasks
of life!' occupied herself with plates and cups. We men,
therefore, walked out to the garden, which we found in a promising
condition. The usual
vegetables had been planted and were
growing
finely, for the season was yet scarcely warm enough
for the weeds to make much headway. Radishes, young onions, and
lettuce formed our
contribution to the table. The Shelldrakes, I
should explain, had not yet
advanced to the antediluvian point, in
diet: nor, indeed, had either Eunice or myself. We acknowledged
the
fascination of tea, we saw a very mitigated evil in milk and
butter, and we were
conscious of stifled longings after the
abomination of meat. Only Mallory, Hollins, and Miss Ringtop had
reached that loftiest round on the
ladder of progress where the
material nature loosens the last
fetter of the
spiritual. They
looked down upon us, and we
meekly admitted their right to do so.
"Our board, that evening, was really
tempting. The
absence of meat
was compensated to us by the crisp and racy onions, and I craved
only a little salt, which had been interdicted, as a most
pernicious substance. I sat at one corner of the table, beside
Perkins Brown, who took an opportunity, while the others were
engaged in conversation, to jog my elbow
gently. As I turned
towards him, he said nothing, but dropped his eyes significantly.
The little
rascal had the lid of a blacking-box, filled with salt,
upon his knee, and was
privately seasoning his onions and radishes.
I blushed at the thought of my
hypocrisy, but the onions were so
much better that I couldn't help dipping into the lid with him.
"`Oh,' said Eunice, `we must send for some oil and vinegar! This
lettuce is very nice.'
"`Oil and vinegar?' exclaimed Abel.
"`Why, yes,' said she,
innocently: `they are both
vegetablesubstances.'
"Abel at first looked rather foolish, but quickly recovering
himself, said--
"`All
vegetable substances are not proper for food: you would not
taste the poison-oak, or sit under the upas-tree of Java.'
"`Well, Abel,' Eunice rejoined, `how are we to
distinguish what is
best for us? How are we to know WHAT
vegetables to choose, or
what animal and
mineral substances to avoid?'
"`I will tell you,' he answered, with a lofty air. `See here!'
pointing to his
temple, where the second pimple--either from the
change of air, or because, in the
excitement of the last few days,