Str. 'Very exactly and
punctually.'
Abp. 'Indeed! Pray, how stands your game now?'
Str. 'There! I have just lost!'
Abp. 'How much have you lost?'
Str. 'Fifty
guineas.'
Abp. 'How do you manage to pay it? Does God take your money?'
Str. 'No! The poor are his treasurers. He always sends some
worthy person to receive it, and you are at present his
purse-bearer.'
Saying this, the stranger put fifty
guineas into his Grace's
hand, and
retired, adding--'I shall play no more to-day.'
The prelate was
delighted; though he could not tell what to make
of this
extraordinary man. The
guineas were all good; and the
archbishopapplied them to the use of the poor, as he had been
directed.
The
archbishop, on his return, stopped at the same town, and
could not help going in search of the chess-
player, whom he found
engaged as before, when the following dialogue ensued:--
Abp. 'How has the chance stood since we met before?'
Str. 'Sometimes for me--sometimes against me. I have lost and
won.'
Abp. 'Are you at play now?'
Str. 'Yes, sir. We have played several games to-day.'
Abp. 'Who wins?'
Str. 'The
advantage is on my side. The game is just over. I
have a fine stroke--check-mate-- there it is.'
Abp. 'How much have you won?'
Str. 'Five hundred
guineas.'
Abp. 'That is a large sum. How are you to he paid?'
Str. 'God always sends some good rich man when I win, and YOU
are the person. He is
remarkablypunctual on these occasions.'
The
archbishop had received a
considerable sum on that day, as
the stranger knew; and so, producing a
pistol by way of receipt,
he compelled the
delivery of it. His Grace now discovered that
he had been the dupe of a thief; and though he had greatly
bruited his first adventure, he prudently kept his own
counsel in
regard to the last.
Such is the tale. Se non e vero e ben trovato.
SKITTLE SHARPERS.
'I know a
respectabletradesman,' says a
writer in Cassell's
Magazine--'I know him now, for he lives in the house he occupied
at the time of my tale--who was sent for to see a French
gentleman at a
tavern, on business connected with the
removal of
this gentleman's property from one of the London docks. The
business, as explained by the
messenger,
promising to be
profitable, he of course
promptly obeyed the summons, and during
his walk found that his
conductor had once been in service in
France. This
delighted Mr Chase--the name by which I
signify the
tradesman--for he, too, had once so lived in France; and by the
time he reached the
tavern he had talked himself into a very good
opinion of his new
patron. The French gentleman was very urbane,
gave Mr Chase his instructions, let him understand expense was
not to be
studied, and, as he was at lunch, would not be
satisfied unless the
tradesman sat down with him. This was a
great honour for the latter, as he found his
employer was a
baron. Well, the
foreigner was disposed to praise everything
English; he was glad he had come to live in London--Paris was
nothing to it; they had nothing in France like the English beer,
with which, in the exuberance of his
hospitality, he filled and
refilled Mr Chase's glass; but that which
delighted him above all
that he had seen "vos de leetle game vid de ball--vot you call--
de--de--aha! de skittel." Mr Chase assented that it was a very
nice game certainly; and the French gentleman
seeming by this
time to have had quite enough beer, insisted, before they went to
the docks--which was essential--that they should see just one
game played.
'As he insisted on paying Mr Chase for all the time consumed with
him, and as his servant, of course, could not object, the party
adjourned to the "Select Subscription Ground" at once. In the
ground there was a quiet, insignificant-looking little man,
smoking a cigar; and as they were so few, he was asked to assist,
which, after
considerablehesitation and many apologies for his
bad play, he did. The end is of course guessed. The French
gentleman was a foolish
victim, with more money than wits, who
backed himself to do almost impossible feats, when it was
evidenthe could not play at all, and laid sovereigns against the best
player, who was the little stranger, doing the easiest. What
with the
excitement, and what with the beer, which was probably
spiced with some unknown
relish a little stronger than nutmeg, Mr
Chase could not help joining in
winning the foreign gentleman's
money; it seemed no harm, he had so much of it.
'By a strange concurrence of events, it so happened that by
random throws the Frenchman sometimes knocked all the pins down
at a single swoop, though he clearly could not play--Mr Chase was
sure of that--while the skilful
player made every now and then
one of the blunders to which the best
players are
liable. That
the
tradesman lost forty sovereigns will be easily understood;
and did his tale end here it would have differed so little from a
hundred others as scarcely to
deserve telling; but it will
surprise many, as it did me, to learn that he then walked to and
from his own house--a distance of
precisely a mile each
way--fetched a bill for thirty pounds, which a
customer had
recently paid him, got it discounted, went back to the skittle-
ground, and, under the same
malignant star, lost the whole.
'It was the only case in my experience of the work going on
smoothly after such a break. I never could
account for it, nor
could Mr Chase. Great was the latter's
disgust, on
setting the
police to work, to find that the French
nobleman, his servant,
and the quiet stranger, were all dwellers within half a mile or
so of his own house, and
slightly known to him--men who had
trusted, and very
successfully, to great
audacity and well-
arranged disguise.'
A vast deal of gambling still goes on with skittles all over the
country. At a place not ten miles from London, I am told that as
much as two thousand pounds has been seen upon the table in a
single 'alley,' or place of play. The bets were, accordingly,
very high. The instances revealed by
exposure at the police-
courts give but a faint idea of the
extent of skittle sharping.
Amidst such abuses of the game, it can scarcely surprise us that
the police have been recently directed to
prohibit all playing at
skittles and bowls. However much we may regret the interference
with popular pastimes, in themselves unobjectionable, it is
evident that their flagrant abuse warrants the most stringent
measures in order to prevent their
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constantlyrepeated and dismal
consequences. Even where money was not played for, pots of beer
were the wager--leading, in many instances, to intoxication, or
promoting this habit, which is the cause of so much
misery among
the lower orders.
CHAPTER II.
PROFESSIONAL GAMESTERS AND THEIR FRAUDS.
A gambling house at the end of the last century was conducted by
the following officials:--
1. A Commissioner,--who was always a
proprietor; who looked in
of a night, and audited the week's
account with two other
proprietors.
2. A Director,--who superintended the room.
3. An Operator,--who dealt the cards at the cheating game called
Faro.
4. Two Croupiers, or crow-pees, as they were vulgarly called,