ci-devant young man, slim still at five-and-forty, with a
countenancelike a sieve. His
cravat was always tied so as to present two menacing
points--one spike reached the
height of his right ear, the other
pointeddownwards to the red
ribbon of his cross. His coat-tails were
violently at
strife. A cut-away
waistcoat displayed the ample,
swelling curves of a stiffly-starched shirt fastened by
massive gold
studs. His dress, in fact, was exaggerated, till he looked almost like
a living caricature, which no one could behold for the first time with
gravity.
Stanislas looked himself over from top to toe with a kind of
satisfaction; he verified the number of his
waistcoat buttons, and
followed the curving outlines of his tight-fitting
trousers with fond
glances that came to a standstill at last on the
pointed tips of his
shoes. When he ceased to
contemplate himself in this way, he looked
towards the nearest mirror to see if his hair still kept in curl;
then, sticking a finger in his
waistcoat pocket, he looked about him
at the women with happy eyes, flinging his head back in three-quarters
profile with all the airs of a king of the poultry-yard, airs which
were prodigiously admired by the
aristocraticcircle of which he was
the beau. There was a
strain of eighteenth century grossness, as a
rule, in his talk; a detestable kind of conversation which procured
him some success with women--he made them laugh. M. du Chatelet was
beginning to give this gentleman some
uneasiness; and, as a matter of
fact, since Mme. de Bargeton had taken him up, the
lively interest
taken by the women in the Byron of Angouleme was
distinctly on the
increase. His coxcomb superciliousness tickled their
curiosity; he
posed as the man whom nothing can
arouse from his
apathy, and his
jaded Sultan airs were like a challenge.
Amelie de Chandour, short, plump, fair-
complexioned, and dark-haired,
was a poor
actress; her voice was loud, like everything else about
her; her head, with its load of feathers in winter and flowers in
summer, was never still for a moment. She had a fine flow of
conversation, though she could never bring a
sentence to an end
without a wheezing
accompaniment from an asthma, to which she would
not confess.
M. de Saintot,
otherwise Astolphe, President of the Agricultural
Society, a tall, stout, high-colored
personage, usually appeared in
the wake of his wife, Elisa, a lady with a
countenance like a withered
fern, called Lili by her friends--a baby name singularly at variance
with its owner's
character and demeanor. Mme. de Saintot was a solemn
and
extremely pious woman, and a very
tryingpartner at a game of
cards. Astolphe was
supposed to be a
scientific man of the first rank.
He was as
ignorant as a carp, but he had compiled the articles on
Sugar and Brandy for a Dictionary of Agriculture by
wholesale plunder
of newspaper articles and pillage of
previous writers. It was believed
all over the department that M. Saintot was engaged upon a
treatise on
modern
husbandry; but though he locked himself into his study every
morning, he had not written a couple of pages in a dozen years. If
anybody called to see him, he always contrived to be discovered
rummaging among his papers,
hunting for a stray note or mending a pen;
but he spent the whole time in his study on puerilities,
reading the
newspaper through from end to end, cutting figures out of corks with
his penknife, and
drawing patterns on his blotting-paper. He would
turn over the leaves of his Cicero to see if anything
applicable to
the events of the day might catch his eye, and drag his
quotation by
the heels into the conversation that evening
saying, "There is a
passage in Cicero which might have been written to suit modern times,"
and out came his
phrase, to the
astonishment of his audience.
"Really," they said among themselves, "Astolphe is a well of
learning." The interesting fact circulated all over the town, and
sustained the general
belief in M. de Saintot's abilities.
After this pair came M. de Bartas, known as Adrien among the
circle.
It was M. de Bartas who boomed out his song in a bass voice, and made
prodigious claims to
musical knowledge. His self-conceit had taken a
stand upon solfeggi; he began by admiring his appearance while he
sang, passed
thence to talking about music, and finally to talking of
nothing else. His
musical tastes had become a monomania; he grew
animated only on the one subject of music; he was
miserable all
evening until somebody begged him to sing. When he had bellowed one of
his airs, he revived again; strutted about, raised himself on his
heels, and received compliments with a deprecating air; but modesty
did not prevent him from going from group to group for his meed of
praise; and when there was no more to be said about the
singer, he
returned to the subject of the song, discussing its difficulties or
extolling the composer.
M. Alexandre de Brebian performed
heroic exploits in sepia; he
disfigured the walls of his friends' rooms with a swarm of crude
productions, and spoiled all the albums in the department. M.
Alexandre de Brebian and M. de Bartas came together, each with his
friend's wife on his arm, a cross-cornered
arrangement which gossip
declared to be carried out to the fullest
extent. As for the two
women, Mesdames Charlotte de Brebian and Josephine de Bartas, or
Lolotte and Fifine, as they were called, both took an equal interest
in a scarf, or the trimming of a dress, or the
reconciliation of
several irreconcilable colors; both were eaten up with a desire to
look like Parisiennes, and neglected their homes, where everything
went wrong. But if they dressed like dolls in tightly-fitting gowns of
home manufacture, and exhibited
outrageous combinations of crude
colors upon their persons, their husbands availed themselves of the
artist's
privilege and dressed as they pleased, and curious it was to
see the
provincial dowdiness of the pair. In their threadbare clothes
they looked like the supernumeraries that represent rank and fashion
at stage weddings in third-rate theatres.
One of the queerest figures in the rooms was M. le Comte de Senonches,
known by the
aristocratic name of Jacques, a
mightyhunter, lean and
sunburned, a
haughty gentleman, about as
amiable as a wild boar, as
suspicious as a Venetian, and
jealous as a Moor, who lived on terms of
the friendliest and most perfect
intimacy with M. du Hautoy,
otherwiseFrancis, the friend of the house.
Madame de Senonches (Zephirine) was a tall, fine-looking woman, though
her
complexion was spoiled already by pimples due to liver complaint,
on which grounds she was said to be
exacting. With a
slender figure
and
delicate proportions, she could afford to
indulge in languid
manners, savoring somewhat of affectation, but revealing
passion and
the
consciousness that every least caprice will be gratified by love.
Francis, the house friend, was rather distinguished-looking. He had
given up his consulship in Valence, and sacrificed his diplomatic
prospects to live near Zephirine (also known as Zizine) in Angouleme.
He had taken the household in
charge, he superintended the children's
education, taught them foreign languages, and looked after the
fortunes of M. and Mme. de Senonches with the most complete devotion.
Noble Angouleme,
administrative Angouleme, and bourgeois Angouleme
alike had looked askance for a long while at this
phenomenon of the
perfect union of three persons; but finally the
mysterious conjugal
trinity appeared to them so rare and
pleasing a
spectacle, that if M.
du Hautoy had shown any
intention of marrying, he would have been
thought monstrously immoral. Mme. de Senonches, however, had a lady
companion, a goddaughter, and her
excessiveattachment to this Mlle.
de la Haye was
beginning to raise surmises of disquieting mysteries;
it was thought, in spite of some impossible discrepancies in dates,
that Francoise de la Haye bore a
strikinglikeness to Francis du
Hautoy.
When "Jacques" was shooting in the
neighborhood, people used to
inquire after Francis, and Jacques would
discourse on his steward's
little ailments, and talk of his wife in the second place. So curious
did this
blindness seem in a man of
jealoustemper, that his greatest
friends used to draw him out on the topic for the
amusement of others
who did not know of the
mystery. M. du Hautoy was a finical dandy
whose minute care of himself had degenerated into mincing affectation
and childishness. He took an interest in his cough, his
appetite, his
digestion, his night's rest. Zephirine had succeeded in making a
valetudinarian of her factotum; she coddled him and doctored him; she
crammed him with
delicate fare, as if he had been a fine lady's lap-
dog; she embroidered
waistcoats for him, and pocket-handkerchiefs and
cravats until he became so used to wearing finery that she transformed
him into a kind of Japanese idol. Their understanding was perfect. In
season and out of season Zizine consulted Francis with a look, and
Francis seemed to take his ideas from Zizine's eyes. They frowned and
smiled together, and
seemingly took
counsel of each other before
making the simplest
commonplace remark.
The largest
landowner in the
neighborhood, a man whom every one
envied, was the Marquis de Pimentel; he and his wife, between them,
had an
income of forty thousand livres, and spent their winters in
Paris. This evening they had
driven into Angouleme in their caleche,
and had brought their neighbors, the Baron and Baroness de Rastignac
and their party, the Baroness' aunt and daughters, two
charming young