wrongs, soothed me with promises of near
redress. I should
espouse his daughter, young Angelica; we two indeed should
reign in Paflagonia. His words were false--false as Angelica's
heart!--false as Angelica's hair, colour, front teeth! She
looked with her skew eyes upon young Bulbo, Crim Tartary's
stupid heir, and she preferred him.' Twas then I turned my
eyes upon Betsinda--Rosalba, as she now is. And I saw in her
the blushing sum of all
perfection; the pink of
maiden modesty;
the nymph that my fond heart had ever woo'd in dreams,' etc.
etc.
(I don't give this speech, which was very fine, but very long;
and though Smith and Jones knew nothing about the
circumstances, my dear reader does, so I go on.)
The Prince and his young friends hastened home to his
apartment, highly excited by the
intelligence, as no doubt by
the ROYAL NARRATOR'S
admirable manner of recounting it, and
they ran up to his room where he had worked so hard at his
books.
On his writing-table was his bag, grown so long that the Prince
could not help remarking it. He went to it, opened it, and
what do you think he found in it?
A splendid long, gold-handled, red-velvet-scabbarded,
cut-and-thrust sword, and on the
sheath was embroidered
'ROSALBA FOR EVER!'
He drew out the sword, which flashed and illuminated the whole
room, and called out 'Rosalba for ever!' Smith and Jones
following him, but quite
respectfully this time, and
taking the
time from His Royal Highness.
And now his trunk opened with a sudden pony, and out there came
three
ostrich feathers in a gold crown,
surrounding a beautiful
shining steel
helmet, a cuirass, a pair of spurs, finally a
complete suit of
armour.
The books on Giglio's
shelves were all gone. Where there had
been some great dictionaries, Giglio's friends found two pairs
of jack-boots labelled, 'Lieutenant Smith,' '--Jones, Esq.,'
which fitted them to a nicety. Besides, there were
helmets,
back and breast plates, swords, etc., just like in Mr. G. P. R.
James's novels; and that evening three cavaliers might have
been seen issuing from the gates of Bosforo, in whom the
porters, proctors, etc., never thought of recognising the young
Prince and his friends.
They got horses at a
livery stable-keeper's, and never drew
bridle until they reached the last town on the
frontier before
you come to Crim Tartary. Here, as their animals were tired,
and the cavaliers hungry, they stopped and refreshed at an
hostel. I could make a chapter of this if I were like some
writers, but I like to cram my
measure tight down, you see, and
give you a great deal for your money, and, in a word, they had
some bread and
cheese and ale
upstairs on the
balcony of the
inn. As they were drinking, drums and trumpets sounded nearer
and nearer, the marketplace was filled with soldiers, and His
Royal Highness looking forth, recognised the Paflagonian
banners, and the Paflagonian national air which the bands were
playing.
The troops all made for the
tavern at once, and as they came up
Giglio exclaimed, on beholding their leader, 'Whom do I see?
Yes! No! It is, it is! Phoo! No, it can't be! Yes! It is
my friend, my
gallantfaithfulveteran, Captain Hedzoff! Ho!
Hedzoff! Knowest thou not thy Prince, thy Giglio? Good
Corporal,
methinks we once were friends. Ha, Sergeant, an' my
memory serves me right, we have had many a bout at
singlestick.'
'I' faith, we have, a many, good my Lord,' says the Sergeant.
'Tell me, what means this
mighty armament,' continued His Royal
Highness from the
balcony, 'and whither march my Paflagonians?'
Hedzoff's head fell. 'My Lord,' he said, 'we march as the
allies of great Padella, Crim Tartary's
monarch.'
'Crim Tartary's usurper,
gallant Hedzoff! Crim Tartary's grim
tyrant, honest Hedzoff!' said the Prince, on the
balcony, quite
sarcastically.
'A soldier, Prince, must needs obey his orders: mine are to
help His Majesty Padella. And also (though alack that I should
say it!) to seize
wherever I should light upon him.'
'First catch your hare! ha, Hedzoff!' exclaimed His Royal
Highness.
'--On the body of GIGLIO, whilome Prince of Paflagonia' Hedzoff
went on, with
indescribableemotion. 'My Prince, give up your
sword without ado. Look! we are thirty thousand men to one!'
'Give up my sword! Giglio give up his sword!' cried the Prince;
and stepping well forward on to the
balcony, the royal youth,
WITHOUT PREPARATION, delivered a speech so
magnificent, that no
report can do justice to it. It was all in blank verse (in
which, from this time, he
invariably spoke, as more becoming
his
majestic station). It lasted for three days and three
nights, during which not a single person who heard him was
tired, or remarked the difference between
daylight and dark.
The soldiers only cheering
tremendously, when occasionally,
once in nine hours, the Prince paused to suck an orange, which
Jones took out of the bag. He explained, in terms which we say
we shall not attempt to
convey, the whole history of the
previous transaction, and his
determination not only not to
give up his sword, but to assume his
rightful crown; and at the
end of this
extraordinary, this truly GIGANTIC effort, Captain
Hedzoff flung up his
helmet, and cried, 'Hurray! Hurray! Long
live King Giglio!'
Such were the consequences of having employed his time well at
College!
When the
excitement had ceased, beer was ordered out for the
army, and their Sovereign himself did not
disdain a little! And
now it was with some alarm that Captain Hedzoff told him his
division was only the
advanced guard of the Paflagonian
contingent, hastening to King Padella's aid; the main force
being a day's march in the rear under His Royal Highness Prince
Bulbo.
'We will wait here, good friend, to beat the Prince,' His
Majesty said, 'and THEN will make his royal father wince.'
XV. WE RETURN TO ROSALBA
King Padella made very similar proposals to Rosalba to those
which she had received from the various
princes who, as we have
seen, had fallen in love with her. His Majesty was a widower,
and offered to marry his fair
captive that
instant, but she
declined his
invitation in her usual
polite gentle manner,
stating that Prince Giglio was her love, and that any other
union was out of the question. Having tried tears and
supplications in vain, this violent-tempered
monarch menaced
her with threats and tortures; but she declared she would
rather suffer all these than accept the hand of her father's
murderer, who left her finally, uttering the most awful
imprecations, and bidding her prepare for death on the
following morning.
All night long the King spent in advising how he should get rid
of this obdurate young creature. Cutting off her head was much
too easy a death for her;
hanging was so common in His
Majesty's dominions that it no longer afforded him any sport;
finally, he bethought himself of a pair of
fierce lions which
had
lately been sent to him as presents, and he determined,
with these
ferocious brutes, to hunt poor Rosalba down.
Adjoining his castle was an amphitheatre where the Prince