was ready to receive and make much of them.
Catherine's mind was too full, as she entered
the house, for her either to observe or to say a
great deal; and, till called on by the general for her
opinion of it, she had very little idea of the room
in which she was sitting. Upon looking round it then,
she perceived in a moment that it was the most comfortable
room in the world; but she was too guarded to say so,
and the
coldness of her praise disappointed him.
"We are not
calling it a good house," said he.
"We are not comparing it with Fullerton and Northanger--we
are
considering it as a mere parsonage, small and confined,
we allow, but
decent, perhaps, and habitable; and altogether
not
inferior to the generality; or, in other words,
I believe there are few country parsonages in England half
so good. It may admit of
improvement, however. Far be
it from me to say
otherwise; and anything in reason--a
bow thrown out, perhaps--though, between ourselves,
if there is one thing more than another my aversion,
it is a patched-on bow."
Catherine did not hear enough of this speech to understand
or be pained by it; and other subjects being studiously
brought forward and supported by Henry, at the same time that
a tray full of refreshments was introduced by his servant,
the general was
shortly restored to his complacency,
and Catherine to all her usual ease of spirits.
The room in question was of a commodious,
well-proportioned size, and handsomely fitted up as
a dining-parlour; and on their quitting it to walk round
the grounds, she was shown, first into a smaller apartment,
belonging
peculiarly to the master of the house, and made
unusually tidy on the occasion; and afterwards into what
was to be the drawing-room, with the appearance of which,
though unfurnished, Catherine was
delighted enough even
to satisfy the general. It was a prettily shaped room,
the windows reaching to the ground, and the view
from them pleasant, though only over green
meadows;
and she expressed her
admiration at the moment with
all the honest
simplicity with which she felt it.
"Oh! Why do not you fit up this room, Mr. Tilney? What
a pity not to have it fitted up! It is the prettiest
room I ever saw; it is the prettiest room in the world!"
"I trust," said the general, with a most satisfied smile,
"that it will very
speedily be furnished: it waits only for
a lady's taste!"
"Well, if it was my house, I should never sit
anywhere else. Oh! What a sweet little
cottage there is
among the trees--apple trees, too! It is the prettiest
cottage!"
"You like it--you
approve it as an object--it is enough.
Henry, remember that Robinson is
spoken to about it.
The
cottage remains."
Such a
compliment recalled all Catherine's consciousness,
and silenced her directly; and, though pointedly applied
to by the general for her choice of the
prevailing colour
of the paper and hangings, nothing like an opinion
on the subject could be drawn from her. The influence
of fresh objects and fresh air, however, was of great
use in dissipating these embarrassing associations;
and, having reached the
ornamental part of the premises,
consisting of a walk round two sides of a
meadow, on which
Henry's
genius had begun to act about half a year ago,
she was
sufficiently recovered to think it prettier than any
pleasure-ground she had ever been in before, though there
was not a shrub in it higher than the green bench in the corner.
A
saunter into other
meadows, and through part
of the village, with a visit to the stables to examine
some
improvements, and a
charming game of play with a
litter of puppies just able to roll about, brought them
to four o'clock, when Catherine scarcely thought it could
be three. At four they were to dine, and at six to set
off on their return. Never had any day passed so quickly!
She could not but observe that the
abundance of the
dinner did not seem to create the smallest astonishment
in the general; nay, that he was even looking at the
side-table for cold meat which was not there. His son
and daughter's observations were of a different kind.
They had seldom seen him eat so
heartily at any table
but his own, and never before known him so little
disconcerted by the melted butter's being oiled.
At six o'clock, the general having taken his coffee,
the
carriage again received them; and so gratifying had been
the tenor of his conduct throughout the whole visit, so well
assured was her mind on the subject of his expectations,
that, could she have felt
equallyconfident of the wishes
of his son, Catherine would have quitted Woodston with
little
anxiety as to the How or the When she might return to it.
CHAPTER 27
The next morning brought the following very unexpected
letter from Isabella:
Bath, April
My dearest Catherine, I received your two kind
letters with the greatest delight, and have a thousand
apologies to make for not answering them sooner.
I really am quite
ashamed of my
idleness; but in
this
horrid place one can find time for nothing.
I have had my pen in my hand to begin a letter to
you almost every day since you left Bath, but have
always been prevented by some silly trifler or other.
Pray write to me soon, and direct to my own home.
Thank God, we leave this vile place tomorrow. Since
you went away, I have had no pleasure in it--the
dust is beyond anything; and everybody one cares
for is gone. I believe if I could see you I should
not mind the rest, for you are dearer to me than
anybody can
conceive. I am quite
uneasy about your
dear brother, not having heard from him since he
went to Oxford; and am
fearful of some
misunderstanding. Your kind offices will set all
right: he is the only man I ever did or could love,
and I trust you will
convince him of it. The spring
fashions are
partly down; and the hats the most
frightful you can imagine. I hope you spend your
time
pleasantly, but am afraid you never think of
me. I will not say all that I could of the family
you are with, because I would not be ungenerous, or
set you against those you
esteem; but it is very
difficult to know whom to trust, and young men never
know their minds two days together. I
rejoice to
say that the young man whom, of all others, I
particularly abhor, has left Bath. You will know,
from this
description, I must mean Captain Tilney,
who, as you may remember, was
amazingly disposed to
follow and tease me, before you went away. Afterwards
he got worse, and became quite my shadow. Many
girls might have been taken in, for never were such
attentions; but I knew the
fickle sex too well. He
went away to his
regiment two days ago, and I trust
I shall never be plagued with him again. He is the
greatest coxcomb I ever saw, and
amazinglydisagreeable. The last two days he was always by
the side of Charlotte Davis: I pitied his taste,
but took no notice of him. The last time we met
was in Bath Street, and I turned directly into a
shop that he might not speak to me; I would not even
look at him. He went into the pump-room afterwards;
but I would not have followed him for all the world.
Such a
contrast between him and your brother! Pray
send me some news of the latter--I am quite unhappy
about him; he seemed so
uncomfortable when he went
away, with a cold, or something that
affected his
spirits. I would write to him myself, but have
mislaid his direction; and, as I hinted above, am
afraid he took something in my conduct amiss. Pray
explain everything to his
satisfaction; or, if he
still harbours any doubt, a line from himself to
me, or a call at Putney when next in town, might
set all to rights. I have not been to the rooms
this age, nor to the play, except going in last
night with the Hodges, for a
frolic, at half price:
they teased me into it; and I was determined they
should not say I shut myself up because Tilney was
gone. We happened to sit by the Mitchells, and they
pretended to be quite surprised to see me out. I
knew their spite: at one time they could not be
civil to me, but now they are all friendship; but
I am not such a fool as to be taken in by them.
You know I have a pretty good spirit of my own.
Anne Mitchell had tried to put on a
turban like
mine, as I wore it the week before at the concert,
but made
wretched work of it--it happened to become
my odd face, I believe, at least Tilney told me so
at the time, and said every eye was upon me; but he
is the last man whose word I would take. I wear
nothing but
purple now: I know I look
hideous in
it, but no matter-- it is your dear brother's
favourite colour. Lose no time, my dearest, sweetest
Catherine, in
writing to him and to me,
Who ever am, etc.
Such a
strain of
shallow artifice could not impose
even upon Catherine. Its inconsistencies, contradictions,
and
falsehood struck her from the very first. She was
ashamed of Isabella, and
ashamed of having ever loved her.
Her professions of
attachment were now as disgusting
as her excuses were empty, and her demands impudent.
"Write to James on her behalf! No, James should never hear
Isabella's name mentioned by her again."
On Henry's
arrival from Woodston, she made known to him
and Eleanor their brother's safety, congratulating them
with
sincerity on it, and
reading aloud the most material
passages of her letter with strong indignation.
When she had finished it--"So much for Isabella,"
she cried, "and for all our intimacy! She must think me
an idiot, or she could not have written so; but perhaps
this has served to make her
character better known to me
than mine is to her. I see what she has been about.
She is a vain coquette, and her tricks have not answered.
I do not believe she had ever any regard either for James
or for me, and I wish I had never known her."
"It will soon be as if you never had," said Henry.
"There is but one thing that I cannot understand.
I see that she has had designs on Captain Tilney, which have
not succeeded; but I do not understand what Captain Tilney
has been about all this time. Why should he pay her
such attentions as to make her quarrel with my brother,
and then fly off himself?"
"I have very little to say for Frederick's motives,
such as I believe them to have been. He has his vanities
as well as Miss Thorpe, and the chief difference is, that,
having a stronger head, they have not yet injured himself.
If the effect of his behaviour does not justify him with you,
we had better not seek after the cause."