had found it before--her
humblevanity was contented--she
felt more obliged to the two young men for this simple
praise than a true-quality
heroine would have been
for fifteen sonnets in
celebration of her charms,
and went to her chair in good
humour with everybody,
and
perfectly satisfied with her share of public attention.
CHAPTER 3
Every morning now brought its regular duties--shops were
to be visited; some new part of the town to be looked at;
and the pump-room to be attended, where they paraded up
and down for an hour, looking at everybody and
speakingto no one. The wish of a numerous
acquaintance in Bath
was still uppermost with Mrs. Allen, and she
repeated it
after every fresh proof, which every morning brought,
of her
knowing nobody at all.
They made their appearance in the Lower Rooms;
and here fortune was more favourable to our
heroine.
The master of the ceremonies introduced to her a very
gentlemanlike young man as a
partner; his name was Tilney.
He seemed to be about four or five and twenty, was rather tall,
had a
pleasingcountenance, a very
intelligent and
lively eye, and, if not quite handsome, was very near it.
His address was good, and Catherine felt herself in high luck.
There was little
leisure for
speaking while they danced;
but when they were seated at tea, she found him as
agreeable as she had already given him credit for being.
He talked with fluency and spirit--and there was an archness
and pleasantry in his manner which interested, though it
was hardly understood by her. After chatting some time
on such matters as naturally arose from the objects
around them, he suddenly addressed her with--"I have
hitherto been very remiss, madam, in the proper attentions
of a
partner here; I have not yet asked you how long you
have been in Bath; whether you were ever here before;
whether you have been at the Upper Rooms, the theatre,
and the concert; and how you like the place
altogether.
I have been very negligent--but are you now at
leisureto satisfy me in these particulars? If you are I will
begin directly."
"You need not give yourself that trouble, sir."
"No trouble, I assure you, madam." Then forming
his features into a set smile, and
affectedly softening
his voice, he added, with a simpering air, "Have you
been long in Bath, madam?"
"About a week, sir," replied Catherine,
trying not
to laugh.
"Really!" with
affected astonishment.
"Why should you be surprised, sir?"
"Why, indeed!" said he, in his natural tone.
"But some
emotion must appear to be raised by your reply,
and surprise is more easily assumed, and not less
reasonable than any other. Now let us go on. Were you
never here before, madam?"
"Never, sir."
"Indeed! Have you yet honoured the Upper Rooms?"
"Yes, sir, I was there last Monday."
"Have you been to the theatre?"
"Yes, sir, I was at the play on Tuesday."
"To the concert?"
"Yes, sir, on Wednesday."
"And are you
altogether pleased with Bath?"
"Yes--I like it very well."
"Now I must give one smirk, and then we may be
rational again." Catherine turned away her head,
not
knowing whether she might
venture to laugh.
"I see what you think of me," said he
gravely--"I
shall make but a poor figure in your
journal tomorrow."
"My
journal!" "Yes, I know exactly what you will
say: Friday, went to the Lower Rooms; wore my sprigged
muslin robe with blue trimmings--plain black shoes--appeared
to much
advantage; but was
strangely harassed by a queer,
half-witted man, who would make me dance with him,
and distressed me by his nonsense."
"Indeed I shall say no such thing."
"Shall I tell you what you ought to say?"
"If you please."
"I danced with a very
agreeable young man,
introduced by Mr. King; had a great deal of conversation
with him--seems a most
extraordinarygenius--hope I may
know more of him. That, madam, is what I wish you to say."
"But, perhaps, I keep no
journal."
"Perhaps you are not sitting in this room, and I am
not sitting by you. These are points in which a doubt is
equally possible. Not keep a
journal! How are your absent
cousins to understand the tenour of your life in Bath
without one? How are the civilities and
compliments of
every day to be
related as they ought to be, unless noted
down every evening in a
journal? How are your various
dresses to be remembered, and the particular state of
your
complexion, and curl of your hair to be described
in all their diversities, without having
constant recourse
to a
journal? My dear madam, I am not so
ignorant of
young ladies' ways as you wish to believe me; it is this
delightful habit of
journaling which largely contributes
to form the easy style of
writing for which ladies are
so generally
celebrated. Everybody allows that the talent
of
writingagreeable letters is
peculiarly female.
Nature may have done something, but I am sure it must
be
essentially assisted by the practice of keeping a
journal."
"I have sometimes thought," said Catherine, doubtingly,
"whether ladies do write so much better letters than gentlemen!
That is--I should not think the
superiority was always on our side."
"As far as I have had opportunity of judging,
it appears to me that the usual style of letter-
writingamong women is
faultless, except in three particulars."
"And what are they?"
"A general
deficiency of subject, a total inattention
to stops, and a very
frequentignorance of grammar."
"Upon my word! I need not have been afraid of disclaiming
the
compliment. You do not think too highly of us in that way."
"I should no more lay it down as a general rule that
women write better letters than men, than that they sing
better duets, or draw better landscapes. In every power,
of which taste is the
foundation,
excellence is pretty
fairly divided between the sexes."
They were interrupted by Mrs. Allen: "My dear Catherine,"
said she, "do take this pin out of my
sleeve; I am afraid it
has torn a hole already; I shall be quite sorry if it has,
for this is a favourite gown, though it cost but nine
shillings a yard."
"That is exactly what I should have guessed
it, madam," said Mr. Tilney, looking at the
muslin.
"Do you understand
muslins, sir?"
"Particularly well; I always buy my own cravats,
and am allowed to be an excellent judge; and my
sister has often trusted me in the choice of a gown.
I bought one for her the other day, and it was pronounced
to be a
prodigiousbargain by every lady who saw it.
I gave but five shillings a yard for it, and a true
Indian
muslin."
Mrs. Allen was quite struck by his
genius. "Men commonly
take so little notice of those things," said she; "I can
never get Mr. Allen to know one of my gowns from another.
You must be a great comfort to your sister, sir."
"I hope I am, madam."
"And pray, sir, what do you think of Miss Morland's gown?"
"It is very pretty, madam," said he,
gravely examining it;
"but I do not think it will wash well; I am afraid it will fray."
"How can you," said Catherine, laughing, "be so--"
She had almost said "strange."
"I am quite of your opinion, sir," replied Mrs. Allen;
"and so I told Miss Morland when she bought it."
"But then you know, madam,
muslin always turns
to some
account or other; Miss Morland will get enough
out of it for a
handkerchief, or a cap, or a cloak.
Muslin can never be said to be wasted. I have heard my
sister say so forty times, when she has been extravagant
in buying more than she wanted, or
careless in cutting it
to pieces."
"Bath is a
charming place, sir; there are so many
good shops here. We are sadly off in the country;
not but what we have very good shops in Salisbury,
but it is so far to go--eight miles is a long way;
Mr. Allen says it is nine, measured nine; but I am sure it
cannot be more than eight; and it is such a fag--I come
back tired to death. Now, here one can step out of doors
and get a thing in five minutes."
Mr. Tilney was
polite enough to seem interested
in what she said; and she kept him on the subject of
muslins till the dancing recommenced. Catherine feared,
as she listened to their
discourse, that he indulged
himself a little too much with the foibles of others.
"What are you thinking of so earnestly?" said he,
as they walked back to the ballroom; "not of your
partner,
I hope, for, by that shake of the head, your meditations
are not satisfactory."
Catherine coloured, and said, "I was not thinking
of anything."
"That is artful and deep, to be sure; but I had
rather be told at once that you will not tell me."
"Well then, I will not."
"Thank you; for now we shall soon be acquainted,
as I am authorized to tease you on this subject whenever
we meet, and nothing in the world advances intimacy
so much."
They danced again; and, when the
assembly closed,
parted, on the lady's side at least, with a strong
inclination for continuing the
acquaintance. Whether she
thought of him so much, while she drank her warm wine
and water, and prepared herself for bed, as to dream of him
when there, cannot be ascertained; but I hope it was no
more than in a slight
slumber, or a morning doze at most;
for if it be true, as a
celebratedwriter has maintained,
that no young lady can be justified in falling in love
before the gentleman's love is declared,* it must be very
improper that a young lady should dream of a gentleman
before the gentleman is first known to have dreamt of her.
How proper Mr. Tilney might be as a
dreamer or a lover
had not yet perhaps entered Mr. Allen's head, but that he
was not objectionable as a common
acquaintance for his
young
charge he was on
inquiry satisfied; for he had early
in the evening taken pains to know who her
partner was,
and had been
assured of Mr. Tilney's being a clergyman,
and of a very
respectable family in Gloucestershire.
CHAPTER 4
With more than usual
eagerness did Catherine hasten
to the pump-room the next day, secure within herself
of
seeing Mr. Tilney there before the morning were over,
and ready to meet him with a smile; but no smile was
demanded--Mr. Tilney did not appear. Every creature in Bath,
except himself, was to be seen in the room at different