demeanour. "His manner was not prepossessing - scarcely, she
thinks, manly or natural. It seemed as if he
affected a
rusticity or LANDERTNESS, so that when he said the music was
`bonnie, bonnie,' it was like the expression of a child."
These would be company manners; and
doubtless on a slight
degree of
intimacy the affectation would grow less. And his
talk to women had always "a turn either to the
pathetic or
humorous, which engaged the attention particularly."
The Edinburgh magnates (to conclude this
episode at once)
behaved well to Burns from first to last. Were heaven-born
genius to revisit us in similar guise, I am not venturing too
far when I say that he need expect neither so warm a welcome
nor such solid help. Although Burns was only a
peasant, and
one of no very
elegantreputation as to morals, he was made
welcome to their homes. They gave him a great deal of good
advice, helped him to some five hundred pounds of ready
money, and got him, as soon as he asked it, a place in the
Excise. Burns, on his part, bore the
elevation with perfect
dignity; and with perfect
dignity returned, when the time had
come, into a country
privacy of life. His powerful sense
never deserted him, and from the first he recognised that his
Edinburgh
popularity was but an ovation and the affair of a
day. He wrote a few letters in a high-flown, bombastic vein
of
gratitude; but in practice he suffered no man to intrude
upon his self-respect. On the other hand, he never turned
his back, even for a moment, on his old associates; and he
was always ready to sacrifice an
acquaintance to a friend,
although the
acquaintance were a duke. He would be a bold
man who should promise similar conduct in
equally exacting
circumstances. It was, in short, an
admirable appearance on
the stage of life -
socially successful,
intimately self-
respecting, and like a gentleman from first to last.
In the present study, this must only be taken by the way,
while we return to Burns's love affairs. Even on the road to
Edinburgh he had seized upon the opportunity of a flirtation,
and had carried the "battering" so far that when next he
moved from town, it was to steal two days with this anonymous
fair one. The exact importance to Burns of this affair may
be gathered from the song in which he commemorated its
occurrence. "I love the dear lassie," he sings, "because she
loves me;" or, in the tongue of prose: "Finding an
opportunity, I did not
hesitate to profit by it, and even
now, if it returned, I should not
hesitate to profit by it
again." A love thus founded has no interest for
mortal man.
Meantime, early in the winter, and only once, we find him
regretting Jean in his
correspondence. "Because" - such is
his reason - "because he does not think he will ever meet so
delicious an armful again;" and then, after a brief excursion
into verse, he goes straight on to describe a new
episode in
the
voyage of discovery with the daughter of a Lothian farmer
for a
heroine. I must ask the reader to follow all these
references to his future wife; they are
essential to the
comprehension of Burns's
character and fate. In June, we
find him back at Mauchline, a famous man. There, the Armour
family greeted him with a "mean, servile compliance," which
increased his former
disgust. Jean was not less compliant; a
second time the poor girl submitted to the
fascination of the
man whom she did not love, and whom she had so cruelly
insulted little more than a year ago; and, though Burns took
advantage of her
weakness, it was in the ugliest and most
cynical spirit, and with a heart
absolutelyindifferent judge
of this by a letter written some twenty days after his return
- a letter to my mind among the most degrading in the whole
collection - a letter which seems to have been inspired by a
boastful, libertine bagman. "I am afraid," it goes, "I have
almost ruined one source, the
principal one, indeed, of my
former happiness - the
eternal propensity I always had to
fall in love. My heart no more glows with
feverish rapture;
I have no paradisiacal evening interviews." Even the process
of "battering" has failed him, you
perceive. Still he had
some one in his eye - a lady, if you please, with a fine
figure and
elegant manners, and who had "seen the politest
quarters in Europe." "I
frequently visited her," he writes,
"and after passing
regularly the
intermediate degrees between
the distant
formal bow and the familiar grasp round the
waist, I ventured, in my
careless way, to talk of friendship
in rather ambiguous terms; and after her return to - , I
wrote her in the same terms. Miss, construing my remarks
further than even I intended, flew off in a tangent of female
dignity and reserve, like a mounting lark in an April
morning; and wrote me an answer which measured out very
completely what an
immense way I had to travel before I could
reach the
climate of her favours. But I am an old hawk at
the sport, and wrote her such a cool,
deliberate, prudent
reply, as brought my bird from her
aerial towerings, pop,
down to my foot, like Corporal Trim's hat." I avow a carnal
longing, after this transcription, to
buffet the Old Hawk
about the ears. There is little question that to this lady
he must have
repeated his addresses, and that he was by her
(Miss Chalmers)
eventually, though not at all unkindly,
rejected. One more detail to
characterise the period. Six
months after the date of this letter, Burns, back in
Edinburgh, is served with a writ IN MEDITATIONE FUGAE, on
behalf of some Edinburgh fair one, probably of
humble rank,
who declared an
intention of adding to his family.
About the
beginning of December (1787), a new period opens in
the story of the poet's
random affections. He met at a tea
party one Mrs. Agnes M'Lehose, a married woman of about his
own age, who, with her two children, had been deserted by an
unworthy husband. She had wit, could use her pen, and had
read WERTHER with attention. Sociable, and even somewhat
frisky, there was a good, sound, human
kernel in the woman; a
warmth of love, strong dogmatic religious feeling, and a
considerable, but not
authoritative, sense of the
proprieties. Of what biographers refer to daintily as "her
somewhat voluptuous style of beauty," judging from the
silhouette in Mr. Scott Douglas's
invaluableedition, the
reader will be fastidious if he does not
approve. Take her
for all in all, I believe she was the best woman Burns
encountered. The pair took a fancy for each other on the
spot; Mrs. M'Lehose, in her turn, invited him to tea; but the
poet, in his
character of the Old Hawk, preferred a TETE-A-
TETE, excused himself at the last moment, and offered a visit
instead. An accident confined him to his room for nearly a
month, and this led to the famous Clarinda and Sylvander
correspondence. It was begun in simple sport; they are
already at their fifth or sixth exchange, when Clarinda
writes: "It is really curious so much FUN passing between two
persons who saw each other only ONCE;" but it is hardly safe
for a man and woman in the flower of their years to write
almost daily, and sometimes in terms too ambiguous, sometimes
in terms too plain, and generally in terms too warm, for mere
acquaintance. The exercise partakes a little of the nature
of battering, and danger may be apprehended when next they
meet. It is difficult to give any
account of this remarkable
correspondence; it is too far away from us, and perhaps, not
yet far enough, in point of time and manner; the imagination
is baffled by these stilted
literary utterances,
warming, in
bravura passages, into
downright truculent nonsense.
Clarinda has one famous
sentence in which she bids Sylvander
connect the thought of his
mistress with the changing phases
of the year; it was
enthusiastically admired by the swain,
but on the modern mind produces mild
amazement and alarm.
"Oh, Clarinda," writes Burns, "shall we not meet in a state -
some yet unknown state - of being, where the
lavish hand of
Plenty shall
minister to the highest wish of Benevolence, and