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LADY BRACKNELL. Every luxury that money could buy, including
christening, had been lavished on you by your fond and doting

parents.
JACK. Then I was christened! That is settled. Now, what name was

I given? Let me know the worst.
LADY BRACKNELL. Being the eldest son you were naturally christened

after your father.
JACK. [Irritably.] Yes, but what was my father's Christian name?

LADY BRACKNELL. [Meditatively.] I cannot at the present moment
recall what the General's Christian name was. But I have no doubt

he had one. He was eccentric, I admit. But only in later years.
And that was the result of the Indian climate, and marriage, and

indigestion, and other things of that kind.
JACK. Algy! Can't you recollect what our father's Christian name

was?
ALGERNON. My dear boy, we were never even on speaking terms. He

died before I was a year old.
JACK. His name would appear in the Army Lists of the period, I

suppose, Aunt Augusta?
LADY BRACKNELL. The General was essentially a man of peace, except

in his domestic life. But I have no doubt his name would appear in
any military directory.

JACK. The Army Lists of the last forty years are here. These
delightful records should have been my constant study. [Rushes to

bookcase and tears the books out.] M. Generals . . . Mallam,
Maxbohm, Magley, what ghastly names they have - Markby, Migsby,

Mobbs, Moncrieff! Lieutenant 1840, Captain, Lieutenant-Colonel,
Colonel, General 1869, Christian names, Ernest John. [Puts book

very quietly down and speaks quite calmly.] I always told you,
Gwendolen, my name was Ernest, didn't I? Well, it is Ernest after

all. I mean it naturally is Ernest.
LADY BRACKNELL. Yes, I remember now that the General was called

Ernest, I knew I had some particular reason for disliking the name.
GWENDOLEN. Ernest! My own Ernest! I felt from the first that you

could have no other name!
JACK. Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out

suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the
truth. Can you forgive me?

GWENDOLEN. I can. For I feel that you are sure to change.
JACK. My own one!

CHASUBLE. [To MISS PRISM.] Laetitia! [Embraces her]
MISS PRISM. [Enthusiastically.] Frederick! At last!

ALGERNON. Cecily! [Embraces her.] At last!
JACK. Gwendolen! [Embraces her.] At last!

LADY BRACKNELL. My nephew, you seem to be displaying signs of
triviality.

JACK. On the contrary, Aunt Augusta, I've now realised for the
first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.

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