his exalted family. The single objection! for the four black brothers
are
awkwardcustomers. If anything were to go wrong, Gib would gibber,
and Clem would prove
inclement; and Dand fly in danders, and Hob blow up
in gobbets. It would be a Helliott of a business!"
"Very
humorous, I am sure," said Archie.
"Well, I am
trying to be so," said Frank. "It's none too easy in this
place, and with your
solemn society, my dear fellow. But
confess that
the
milkmaid has found favour in your eyes, or
resign all claim to be a
man of taste."
"It is no matter," returned Archie.
But the other continued to look at him,
steadily and quizzically, and
his colour slowly rose and deepened under the glance, until not
impudence itself could have denied that he was blushing. And at this
Archie lost some of his control. He changed his stick from one hand to
the other, and - "O, for God's sake, don't be an ass!" he cried.
"Ass? That's the
retortdelicate without doubt," says Frank. "Beware
of the
homespun brothers, dear. If they come into the dance, you'll see
who's an ass. Think now, if they only
applied (say) a quarter as much
talent as I have
applied to the question of what Mr. Archie does with
his evening hours, and why he is so unaffectedly nasty when the
subject's touched on - "
"You are
touching on it now," interrupted Archie with a wince.
"Thank you. That was all I wanted, an
articulateconfession," said
Frank.
"I beg to
remind you - " began Archie.
But he was interrupted in turn. "My dear fellow, don't. It's quite
needless. The subject's dead and buried."
And Frank began to talk
hastily on other matters, an art in which he was
an adept, for it was his gift to be fluent on anything or nothing. But
although Archie had the grace or the timidity to suffer him to rattle
on, he was by no means done with the subject. When he came home to
dinner, he was greeted with a sly demand, how things were looking
"Cauldstaneslap ways." Frank took his first glass of port out after
dinner to the toast of Kirstie, and later in the evening he returned to
the
charge again.
"I say, Weir, you'll excuse me for returning again to this affair. I've
been thinking it over, and I wish to beg you very
seriously to be more
careful. It's not a safe business. Not safe, my boy," said he.
"What?" said Archie.
"Well, it's your own fault if I must put a name on the thing; but
really, as a friend, I cannot stand by and see you rushing head down
into these dangers. My dear boy," said he,
holding up a
warning cigar,
"consider! What is to be the end of it?"
"The end of what?" - Archie,
helpless with
irritation, persisted in this
dangerous and ungracious guard.
"Well, the end of the
milkmaid; or, to speak more by the card, the end
of Miss Christina Elliott of the Cauldstaneslap."
"I assure you," Archie broke out, "this is all a figment of your
imagination. There is nothing to be said against that young lady; you
have no right to introduce her name into the conversation."
"I'll make a note of it," said Frank. "She shall
henceforth be
nameless,
nameless,
nameless, Grigalach! I make a note besides of your
valuable
testimony to her
character. I only want to look at this thing
as a man of the world. Admitted she's an angel - but, my good fellow,
is she a lady?"
This was
torture to Archie. "I beg your
pardon," he said, struggling to
be
composed, "but because you have wormed yourself into my confidence - "
"O, come!" cried Frank. "Your confidence? It was rosy but
unconsenting. Your confidence, indeed? Now, look! This is what I must
say, Weir, for it concerns your safety and good
character, and
thereforemy honour as your friend. You say I wormed myself into your confidence.
Wormed is good. But what have I done? I have put two and two together,
just as the
parish will be doing tomorrow, and the whole of Tweeddale in
two weeks, and the black brothers - well, I won't put a date on that; it
will be a dark and stormy morning! Your secret, in other words, is poor