disposition, and broke into a peal of
healthy and natural
laughter.
"Well played, Mrs. Elliott!" he cried; and the housekeeper's face
relaxed into the shadow of an iron smile. "Well played indeed!" said
he. "But you must not be making a stranger of me like that. Why,
Archie and I were at the High School together, and we've been to college
together, and we were going to the Bar together, when - you know! Dear,
dear me! what a pity that was! A life spoiled, a fine young fellow as
good as buried here in the
wilderness with
rustics; and all for what? A
frolic, silly, if you like, but no more. God, how good your scones are,
Mrs. Elliott!"
"They're no mines, it was the lassie made them," said Kirstie; "and,
saving your presence, there's little sense in
taking the Lord's name in
vain about idle vivers that you fill your kyte wi'."
"I daresay you're
perfectly right, ma'am," quoth the imperturbable
Frank. "But as I was
saying, this is a pitiable business, this about
poor Archie; and you and I might do worse than put our heads together,
like a couple of
sensible people, and bring it to an end. Let me tell
you, ma'am, that Archie is really quite a
promising young man, and in my
opinion he would do well at the Bar. As for his father, no one can deny
his
ability, and I don't fancy any one would care to deny that he has
the deil's own
temper - "
"If you'll excuse me, Mr. Innes, I think the lass is crying on me," said
Kirstie, and flounced from the room.
"The
damned, cross-grained, old broomstick!" ejaculated Innes.
In the
meantime, Kirstie had escaped into the kitchen, and before her
vassal gave vent to her feelings.
"Here, ettercap! Ye'll have to wait on yon Innes! I canna haud myself
in. `Puir Erchie!' I'd `puir Erchie' him, if I had my way! And
Hermiston with the deil's ain
temper! God, let him take Hermiston's
scones out of his mouth first. There's no a hair on ayther o' the Weirs
that hasna mair spunk and dirdum to it than what he has in his hale
dwaibly body! Settin' up his snash to me! Let him gang to the black
toon where he's mebbe wantit - birling in a curricle - wi' pimatum on
his heid - making a mess o' himsel' wi' nesty hizzies - a fair
disgrace!" It was impossible to hear without
admiration Kirstie's
graduated
disgust, as she brought forth, one after another, these
somewhat baseless charges. Then she remembered her immediate purpose,
and turned again on her fascinated auditor. "Do ye no hear me, tawpie?
Do ye no hear what I'm tellin' ye? Will I have to shoo ye in to him?
If I come to attend to ye, mistress!" And the maid fled the kitchen,
which had become practically dangerous, to attend on Innes' wants in the
front parlour.
TANTAENE IRAE? Has the reader perceived the reason? Since Frank's
coming there were no more hours of
gossip over the supper tray! All his
blandishments were in vain; he had started handicapped on the race for
Mrs. Elliott's favour.
But it was a strange thing how
misfortune dogged him in his efforts to
be
genial. I must guard the reader against accepting Kirstie's epithets
as evidence; she was more
concerned for their
vigour than for their
accuracy. Dwaibly, for
instance; nothing could be more calumnious.
Frank was the very picture of good looks, good
humour, and manly youth.
He had bright eyes with a
sparkle and a dance to them, curly hair, a
charming smile,
brilliant teeth, an
admirablecarriage of the head, the
look of a gentleman, the address of one accustomed to please at first
sight and to improve the
impression. And with all these advantages, he
failed with every one about Hermiston; with the silent
shepherd, with
the obsequious
grieve, with the groom who was also the
ploughman, with
the
gardener and the
gardener's sister - a pious, down-hearted woman
with a shawl over her ears - he failed
equally and
flatly. They did not
like him, and they showed it. The little maid, indeed, was an
exception; she admired him devoutly, probably dreamed of him in her
private hours; but she was accustomed to play the part of silent auditor
to Kirstie's tirades and silent recipient of Kirstie's buffets, and she
had
learned not only to be a very
capable girl of her years, but a very
secret and
prudent one besides. Frank was thus
conscious that he had
one ally and sympathiser in the midst of that general union of disfavour
that surrounded, watched, and waited on him in the house of Hermiston;
but he had little comfort or society from that
alliance, and the demure
little maid (twelve on her last birthday) preserved her own
counsel, and
tripped on his service, brisk, dumbly responsive, but inexorably
unconversational. For the others, they were beyond hope and beyond
endurance. Never had a young Apollo been cast among such
rusticbarbarians. But perhaps the cause of his ill-success lay in one trait
which was
habitual and un
conscious with him, yet diagnostic of the man.
It was his practice to approach any one person at the expense of some
one else. He offered you an
alliance against the some one else; he
flattered you by slighting him; you were drawn into a small intrigue
against him before you knew how. Wonderful are the virtues of this
process generally; but Frank's mistake was in the choice of the some one
else. He was not
politic in that; he listened to the voice of
irritation. Archie had offended him at first by what he had felt to be
rather a dry
reception, had offended him since by his
frequent absences.
He was besides the one figure
continually present in Frank's eye; and it
was to his immediate dependants that Frank could offer the snare of his
sympathy. Now the truth is that the Weirs, father and son, were
surrounded by a posse of
strenuous loyalists. Of my lord they were
vastly proud. It was a
distinction in itself to be one of the vassals
of the "Hanging Judge," and his gross,
formidable joviality was far from
unpopular in the neighbourhood of his home. For Archie they had, one
and all, a
sensitiveaffection and respect which recoiled from a word of
belittlement.
Nor was Frank more successful when he went farther afield. To the Four
Black Brothers, for
instance, he was antipathetic in the highest degree.
Hob thought him too light, Gib too
profane. Clem, who saw him but for a
day or two before he went to Glasgow, wanted to know what the fule's
business was, and whether he meant to stay here all
session time!
"Yon's a drone," he
pronounced. As for Dand, it will be enough to
describe their first meeting, when Frank had been whipping a river and
the
rusticcelebrity chanced to come along the path.
"I'm told you're quite a poet," Frank had said.
"Wha tell't ye that, mannie?" had been the unconciliating answer.
"O, everybody!" says Frank.
"God! Here's fame!" said the sardonic poet, and he had passed on his
way.
Come to think of it, we have here perhaps a truer
explanation of Frank's
failures. Had he met Mr. Sheriff Scott he could have turned a neater
compliment, because Mr. Scott would have been a friend worth making.
Dand, on the other hand, he did not value
sixpence, and he showed it
even while he tried to
flatter. Condescension is an excellent thing,
but it is strange how one-sided the pleasure of it is! He who goes
fishing among the Scots peasantry with condescension for a bait will
have an empty basket by evening.
In proof of this theory Frank made a great success of it at the
Crossmichael Club, to which Archie took him immediately on his arrival;
his own last appearance on that scene of
gaiety. Frank was made welcome
there at once, continued to go
regularly, and had attended a meeting (as
the members ever after loved to tell) on the evening before his death.
Young Hay and young Pringle appeared again. There was another supper at
Windiclaws, another dinner at Driffel; and it resulted in Frank being
taken to the bosom of the county people as unreservedly as he had been
repudiated by the country folk. He occupied Hermiston after the manner
of an
invader in a conquered capital. He was perpetually issuing from
it, as from a base, to toddy parties,
fishing parties, and dinner
parties, to which Archie was not invited, or to which Archie would not
go. It was now that the name of The Recluse became general for the
young man. Some say that Innes invented it; Innes, at least, spread it
abroad.
"How's all with your Recluse to-day?" people would ask.
"O, reclusing away!" Innes would declare, with his bright air of
sayingsomething witty; and immediately
interrupt the general
laughter which he
had provoked much more by his air than his words, "Mind you, it's all
very well laughing, but I'm not very well pleased. Poor Archie is a
good fellow, an excellent fellow, a fellow I always liked. I think it
small of him to take his little
disgrace so hard, and shut himself up.