1593
THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
by William Shakespeare
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
SOLINUS, Duke of Ephesus
AEGEON, a merchant of Syracuse
ANTIPHOLUS OF EPHESUS twin brothers and sons to
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE Aegion and Aemelia
DROMIO OF EPHESUS twin brothers, and attendants on
DROMIO OF SYRACUSE the two Antipholuses
BALTHAZAR, a merchant
ANGELO, a goldsmith
FIRST MERCHANT, friend to Antipholus of Syracuse
SECOND MERCHANT, to whom Angelo is a debtor
PINCH, a schoolmaster
AEMILIA, wife to AEgeon; an abbess at Ephesus
ADRIANA, wife to Antipholus of Ephesus
LUCIANA, her sister
LUCE, servant to Adriana
A COURTEZAN
Gaoler, Officers, Attendants
SCENE:
Ephesus
THE COMEDY OF ERRORS
ACT I. SCENE 1
A hall in the DUKE'S palace
Enter the DUKE OF EPHESUS, AEGEON, the Merchant
of Syracuse, GAOLER, OFFICERS, and other ATTENDANTS
AEGEON. Proceed, Solinus, to
procure my fall,
And by the doom of death end woes and all.
DUKE. Merchant of Syracuse, plead no more;
I am not
partial to infringe our laws.
The
enmity and
discord which of late
Sprung from the rancorous
outrage of your duke
To merchants, our well-dealing countrymen,
Who,
wanting guilders to
redeem their lives,
Have seal'd his rigorous
statutes with their bloods,
Excludes all pity from our threat'ning looks.
For, since the
mortal and
intestine jars
'Twixt thy seditious countrymen and us,
It hath in
solemn synods been decreed,
Both by the Syracusians and ourselves,
To admit no
traffic to our
adverse towns;
Nay, more: if any born at Ephesus
Be seen at any Syracusian marts and fairs;
Again, if any Syracusian born
Come to the bay of Ephesus-he dies,
His goods
confiscate to the Duke's dispose,
Unless a thousand marks be levied,
To quit the
penalty and to
ransom him.
Thy substance, valued at the highest rate,
Cannot
amount unto a hundred marks;
Therefore by law thou art condemn'd to die.
AEGEON. Yet this my comfort: when your words are done,
My woes end
likewise with the evening sun.
DUKE. Well, Syracusian, say in brief the cause
Why thou departed'st from thy native home,
And for what cause thou cam'st to Ephesus.
AEGEON. A heavier task could not have been impos'd
Than I to speak my griefs unspeakable;
Yet, that the world may
witness that my end
Was
wrought by nature, not by vile offence,
I'll utter what my sorrow gives me leave.
In Syracuse was I born, and wed
Unto a woman, happy but for me,
And by me, had not our hap been bad.
With her I liv'd in joy; our
wealth increas'd
By
prosperous voyages I often made
To Epidamnum; till my factor's death,
And the great care of goods at
random left,
Drew me from kind embracements of my spouse:
From whom my
absence was not six months old,
Before herself, almost at fainting under
The
pleasingpunishment that women bear,
Had made
provision for her following me,
And soon and safe arrived where I was.
There had she not been long but she became
A
joyful mother of two
goodly sons;
And, which was strange, the one so like the other
As could not be disdnguish'd but by names.
That very hour, and in the self-same inn,
A mean woman was delivered
Of such a burden, male twins, both alike.
Those, for their parents were
exceeding poor,
I bought, and brought up to attend my sons.
My wife, not meanly proud of two such boys,
Made daily motions for our home return;
Unwilling, I agreed. Alas! too soon
We came aboard.
A
league from Epidamnum had we sail'd
Before the always-wind-obeying deep
Gave any
tragicinstance of our harm:
But longer did we not
retain much hope,
For what obscured light the heavens did grant
Did but
convey unto our
fearful minds
A
doubtfulwarrant of immediate death;
Which though myself would
gladly have embrac'd,
Yet the
incessant weepings of my wife,
Weeping before for what she saw must come,
And piteous plainings of the pretty babes,
That mourn'd for fashion,
ignorant what to fear,
Forc'd me to seek delays for them and me.
And this it was, for other means was none:
The sailors sought for safety by our boat,
And left the ship, then sinking-ripe, to us;
My wife, more careful for the latter-born,
Had fast'ned him unto a small spare mast,
Such as sea-faring men provide for storms;
To him one of the other twins was bound,
Whilst I had been like heedful of the other.
The children thus dispos'd, my wife and I,
Fixing our eyes on whom our care was fix'd,
Fast'ned ourselves at either end the mast,
And, floating straight,
obedient to the stream,
Was carried towards Corinth, as we thought.
At length the sun, gazing upon the earth,
Dispers'd those vapours that offended us;
And, by the benefit of his wished light,
The seas wax'd calm, and we discovered
Two ships from far making amain to us-
Of Corinth that, of Epidaurus this.
But ere they came-O, let me say no more!
Gather the sequel by that went before.
DUKE. Nay, forward, old man, do not break off so;
For we may pity, though not
pardon thee.
AEGEON. O, had the gods done so, I had not now
Worthily term'd them
merciless to us!
For, ere the ships could meet by twice five
leagues,
We were encount'red by a
mighty rock,
Which being
violently borne upon,
Our helpful ship was splitted in the midst;
So that, in this
unjustdivorce of us,
Fortune had left to both of us alike
What to delight in, what to sorrow for.
Her part, poor soul,
seeming as burdened
With
lesser weight, but not with
lesser woe,
Was carried with more speed before the wind;
And in our sight they three were taken up
By fishermen of Corinth, as we thought.
At length another ship had seiz'd on us;
And,
knowing whom it was their hap to save,
Gave
healthfulwelcome to their ship-wreck'd guests,
And would have reft the fishers of their prey,
Had not their bark been very slow of sail;
And
thereforehomeward did they bend their course.
Thus have you heard me sever'd from my bliss,
That by misfortunes was my life prolong'd,
To tell sad stories of my own mishaps.
DUKE. And, for the sake of them thou sorrowest for,
Do me the favour to
dilate at full
What have befall'n of them and thee till now.
AEGEON. My youngest boy, and yet my
eldest care,
At eighteen years became inquisitive
After his brother, and importun'd me
That his attendant-so his case was like,
Reft of his brother, but
retain'd his name-
Might bear him company in the quest of him;
Whom
whilst I laboured of a love to see,
I hazarded the loss of whom I lov'd.
Five summers have I spent in
farthest Greece,
Roaming clean through the bounds of Asia,
And, coasting
homeward, came to Ephesus;
Hopeless to find, yet loath to leave unsought
Or that or any place that harbours men.
But here must end the story of my life;
And happy were I in my
timely death,
Could all my travels
warrant me they live.
DUKE. Hapless, Aegeon, whom the fates have mark'd
To bear the
extremity of dire mishap!
Now, trust me, were it not against our laws,
Against my crown, my oath, my dignity,
Which princes, would they, may not disannul,
My soul should sue as
advocate for thee.
But though thou art adjudged to the death,
And passed
sentence may not be recall'd
But to our honour's great disparagement,
Yet will I favour thee in what I can.
Therefore, merchant, I'll limit thee this day
To seek thy help by
beneficial hap.
Try all the friends thou hast in Ephesus;
Beg thou, or borrow, to make up the sum,
And live; if no, then thou art doom'd to die.
Gaoler, take him to thy custody.
GAOLER. I will, my lord.
AEGEON. Hopeless and
helpless doth Aegeon wend,
But to procrastinate his
lifeless end. Exeunt
SCENE 2
The mart
Enter ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE, DROMIO OF SYRACUSE,
and FIRST MERCHANT
FIRST MERCHANT. Therefore, give out you are of Epidamnum,
Lest that your goods too soon be
confiscate.
This very day a Syracusian merchant
Is apprehended for
arrival here;
And, not being able to buy out his life,
According to the
statute of the town,
Dies ere the weary sun set in the west.
There is your money that I had to keep.
ANTIPHOLUS OF SYRACUSE. Go bear it to the Centaur, where we host.
And stay there, Dromio, till I come to thee.
Within this hour it will be dinner-time;