Qian Long followed Zhao and Wei down one floor where a
large round table had been set up in the centre of the
room. All the seats around the table were already
occupied except for three, and as Qian Long descended,
the diners stood up and saluted him. Qian Long was
secretly ecstatic at this sudden display of respect.
"Our Great Helmsman says Your Highness and he have
been close friends ever since you first met," said
Priest Wu Chen. "As a result, he has invited you here
to stay for a few days to provide an opportunity for
the two of you to have a discussion. However,
important matters have suddenly come up which require
the Great Helmsman's attention and he has asked me to
convey his sincere apologies."
Qian Long grunted noncommitally. Priest Wu Chen
invited him to take a seat, and Qian Long took the
guest of honour's place.
A servant brought up a flask of wine and the priest
took it from him.
"We brothers are very
uncouth, completely
incapable of
waiting on Your Highness properly. Please do not be
offended," he said, pouring wine into Qian Long's cup.
But as it reached the rim, his face darkened.
"His Majesty must have the very best wine," he shouted
angrily at the servant. "How dare you bring us this
tepid spirit?" He picked up the cup and threw its
contents into the servant's face.
"This is only wine we have here, sir," replied the
servant apologetically. "I will immediately go to the
city and buy some of better quality."
"And be quick about it," shouted Priest Wu Chen. "Wine
such as this is all right for coarse people like
ourselves, but how can you offer it to His Highness?"
'Mastermind' Xu took the wine flask from him and
poured out a cup for everyone else, leaving only Qian
Long's cup empty, apologising effusively as he did so.
A moment later, another servant brought in four
steaming dishes of food, one of lightly-fried shrimps,
another piled with salted pork ribs, a third with
steamed fish, and a fourth of fried chicken slices.
Qian Long breathed in the
fragrant aroma of the food,
but Priest Wu Chen frowned.
"Who cooked this food?" he demanded. A man took two
steps forward. "I did," he said.
"What sort of object are you? Why didn't you arrange
for His Majesty's favourite cook, Zhang Anguan, to
come to prepare some dishes? How can you expect His
Majesty to eat such rough Hangzhou food?"
"These dishes look delicious," protested Qian Long.
"They certainly cannot be called rough." He picked up
his chopsticks and stretched over to pick up some
food. Lu Feiqing, sitting next to him, stretched out
his own chopsticks and caught Qian Long's between
them.
"These dishes are too coarse for Your Highness. You
would not wish to have an upset stomach," he said, and
applying a slight amount of pressure, snapped Qian
Long's chopsticks in two.
Qian Long's face flushed deep red and he slammed the
chopstick ends down onto the table. The others
pretended not to notice and began eating.
"Go and get His Highness's personal cook to prepare
some food quickly," Xu shouted. "His Highness is
hungry, do you hear?"
The cook hastily
retired. Qian Long knew they were
playing with him. Hunger burned in his stomach as he
watched the others eating and drinking voraciously. He
was livid with rage, but he could not risk displaying
his feelings. When they had finished, a servant came
in with some tea.
"This tea is not too bad," said Xu. "Your Highness may
like to drink a cupful."
Qian Long drank the cup dry in two mouthfuls, but it
only served to
aggravate his hunger. 'Crocodile' Jiang
rubbed his belly appreciatively and said: "I'm full!"
"We are making arrangements for a proper
banquet for
you, Your Highness," 'Buddha' Zhao said.
Priest Wu Chen stamped his foot and exclaimed that the
Great Helmsman would be very displeased to find his
honoured guest had been kept waiting.
Lord Zhou began clicking his iron gallstones together.
"Are you hungry, Your Majesty?" he asked. Qian Long
said nothing.
"What do you mean, hungry?" asked 'Crocodile' Jiang.
"I'm full!"
"The well-fed never appreciate the
anguish of the
hungry," added Xu. "There are
countless millions of
common people who are starving, but when have those in
authority ever spared a thought for them? Having been
a little bit hungry today, perhaps Your Highness will
in future understand more about how the common people
suffer when they starve."
"Some people are hungry for months and years on end.
Some never eat their fill once in a whole lifetime,"
said one of the Twin Knights. "What's so special about
not eating anything for a day or two?"
Most of the Red Flower Society heroes had been born
into poverty. Their anger rose as they thought of the
past and they all began talking at once, swapping
stories.
Qian Long's face went pale as he listened. He found
himself moved by their
sincerity. "Could such misery
really exist in the world?" he asked himself. The more
he heard, the more embarrassed he felt, and finally he
rose and went back
upstairs. The heroes did not try to
stop him.
A few hours later, he smelt the aroma of
mutton with
onions and green peppers wafting up from below. This
was a speciality of the Imperial chef, Zhang Anguan,
and just as Qian Long was wondering if it could really
be him, Zhang Anguan ran up and kowtowed, saying:
"Please come and eat, Your Highness."
"What are you doing here?" Qian Long asked in
amazement.
"Your slave was watching an opera performance in a
park yesterday when I was kidnapped. Today, I was
asked to wait on you, and your slave was
delighted to
have the opportunity."
Qian Long nodded and went downstairs. The table had
been set with a number of dishes including the
mutton,
all them his personal favorites. As well as the main
dishes, there were also a dozen or so plates of small
delicacies, and his heart leapt for joy at the sight
of the feast. Chef Zhang filled a bowl of rice for
him.
"Please eat, Your Highness," said Priest Wu Chen.
Qian Long wondered whether they would allow him to eat
this time. He was just about to raise his chopsticks
when a young girl came in carrying a cat.
"Daddy," she said to Lord Zhou. "Kitty is hungry."
The cat struggled to free itself and jumped onto the
table. The animal ate a couple of mouthfuls from the
dishes spread before Qian Long, then it suddenly went
rigid, dropped onto the table top, dead.
Qian Long's face went white, and Chef Zhang, shaking
from fright, knelt down and said: "Your
Highness...Your Highness...the food...they've poisoned
the food...don't eat it!"
Qian Long laughed out loud. "You have committed
rebellion and other heinous crimes. Now you wish to
assassinate me," he said. "If you are going to kill
me, do it
cleanly. Why go to the trouble of poisoning
the food?" He pushed his chair back and stood up.
"Your Highness, are you sure this meal is inedible?"
asked Priest Wu Chen.
"You traitorous thieves!" Qian Long shouted, his anger
breaking through. "We'll see what sort of an end you
all come to!"
Priest Wu Chen slammed his hand down on the table.
"For a real man, life and death are
decided by
Heaven!" he shouted. "If you won't eat, then I will!
Who has the guts to join me?"
He picked up his chopsticks, took some food from one
of the dishes the cat had tried, and began chewing
noisily. The other heroes sat down again too, all
saying: "If we die, we die. What does it matter?" Qian
Long was stunned at the sight of these criminals
eating poisoned food.
The heroes, who had fed the cat poison in advance, ate
all the dishes clean in a trice, and suffered no ill
effects. Qian Long, having failed to eat even one
mouthful, had lost yet another round.
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