Chapter 34
A Turn Of The Screw
"Now, what," says Mr George, "may this be? Is it blank
cartridge, or ball? A flash in the pan, or a shot?"
An open letter is the subject of the
trooper's
speculations, and it seems to
perplex him mightily. He looks at it
at arm's length, brings it close to him, holds it in his right hand,
holds it in his left hand, reads it with his head on this side, with his
head on that side, contracts his
eyebrows, elevates them; still,
cannot satisfy himself. He smooths it out upon the table with his
heavy palm, and
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thoughtfully walking up and down the gallery,
makes a halt before it every now and then, to come upon it with a
fresh eye. Even that won't do. "Is it," Mr George muses, "blank
cartridge or ball?"
Phil Squod, with the aid of a brush and paint-pot, is employed
in the distance whitening the
targets; softly whistling, in quick-
march time, and in drum-and-fife manner, that he must and he
will go back again to the girl he left behind him.
"Phil!" The
trooper beckons as he calls him.
Phil approaches in his usual way; sidling off at first as if he were
going anywhere else, and then
bearing down upon his commander
like a bayonet-charge. Certain splashes of white show in high
relief upon his dirty face, and he scrapes his one
eyebrow with the
handle of his brush.
"Attention, Phil! Listen to this."
"Steady, commander, steady."
"'Sir. Allow me to remind you (though there is no legal
necessity for my doing so, as you are aware) that the bill at two
months' date, drawn on yourself by Mr Matthew Bagnet, and by
you accepted, for the sum of ninety-seven pounds four shillings
and ninepence, will become due tomorrow, when you will please
be prepared to take up the same on
presentation. Yours, JOSHUA
SMALLWEED.'-What do you make of that, Phil?"
"Mischief, guv'ner."
"Why?"
"I think," replies Phil, after pensively tracing out a cross-
wrinkle in his forehead with the brush handle, "that mischeevious
consequences is always meant when money's asked for."
"Lookye, Phil," says the
trooper, sitting on the table. "First and
last, I have paid, I may say, half as much again as this principal, in
interest and one thing and another."
Phil intimates, by sidling back a pace or two, with a very
unaccountable
wrench of his wry face, that he does not regard the
transaction as being made more promising by this incident.
"And lookye further, Phil," says the
trooper, staying his
premature conclusions with a wave of his hand. "There has always
been an understanding that this bill was to be what they call
Renewed. And it has been renewed, no end of times. What do you
say now?"
"I say that I think the times is come to a end at last."
"You do? Humph! I am much of the same mind myself."
"Joshua Smallweed is him that was brought here in a chair?"
"The same."
"Guv'ner," says Phil, with
exceedinggravity, "he's a leech in his
dispositions, he's a screw and a wice in his actions, a snake in his twistings, and a
lobster in his claws."
Having thus
expressively uttered his sentiments, Mr Squod,
after waiting a little to
ascertain if any further remark be expected
of him, gets back, by his usual series of movements, to the
targethe has in hand; and
vigorously signifies, through his former
musical medium, that he must and he will return to that ideal
young lady. George having folded the letter, walks in that
direction.
"There is a way, commander," says Phil, looking
cunningly at
him, "of settling this."
"Paying the money, I suppose? I wish I could."
Phil shakes his head. "No, guv'ner, no; not so bad as that. There
is a way," says Phil, with a highly
artistic turn of his brush-"what
I'm a doing at present."
"Whitewashing."
Phil nods.
"A pretty way that would be! Do you know what would become
of the Bagnets in that case? Do you know they would be ruined to
pay off my old scores? You're a moral character," says the
trooper,
eyeing him in his large way with no small
indignation, "upon my
life you are, Phil!"
Phil, on one knee at the
target, is in course of protesting
earnestly, though not without many allegorical scoops of his
brush, and smoothings of the white surface round the rim with his
thumb, that he had forgotten the Bagnet responsibility, and would
not so much as injure a hair of the head of any member of that
worthy family, when steps are
audible in the long passage without,
and a cheerful voice is heard to wonder whether George is at
home. Phil, with a look at his master, hobbles up,
saying, "Here's the guv'ner, Mrs Bagnet! Here he is!" and the old girl herself,
accompanied by Mr Bagnet, appears.
The old girl never appears in walking trim, in any season of the
year, without a grey cloth cloak, coarse and much worn but very
clean, which is, undoubtedly, the
identical garment rendered so
interesting to Mr Bagnet by having made its way home to Europe
from another quarter of the globe, in company with Mrs Bagnet
and an
umbrella. The latter faithful appendage is also
invariably a
part of the old girl's presence out of doors. It is of no colour known
in this life, and has a corrugated wooden crook for a handle, with a
metallic object let into its prow or beak, resembling a little model
of a fan-light over a street door, or one of the oval glasses out of a
pair of spectacles: which
ornamental object has not that tenacious
capacity of sticking to its post that might be desired in an article
long associated with the British army. The old girl's
umbrella is of
a flabby habit of waist, and seems to be in need of stays-an
appearance that is possibly referable to its having served, through
a series of years, at home as a
cupboard, and on journeys as a
carpet bag. She never puts it up, having the greatest reliance on
her well-proved cloak with its
capacious hood; but generally uses
the instrument as a wand with which to point out joints of meat or
bunches of greens in marketing, or to arrest the attention of
tradesmen by a friendly poke. Without her market-basket, which
is a sort of wicker well with two flapping lids, she never stirs
abroad. Attended by these her
trusty companions, therefore, her
honest sunburnt face looking
cheerily out of a rough straw
bonnet,
Mrs Bagnet now arrives, fresh-coloured and bright, in George's
Shooting Gallery.
"Well, George, old fellow," says she, "and how do you do, this sunshiny morning?"
Giving him a friendly shake of the hand, Mrs Bagnet draws a
long breath after her walk, and sits down to enjoy a rest. Having a
faculty, matured on the tops of baggage-wagons, and in other such
positions, of resting easily anywhere, she perches on a rough
bench, unties her
bonnet strings, pushes back her
bonnet, crosses
her arms, and looks
perfectly comfortable.
Mr Bagnet, in the mean time, has shaken hands with his old
comrade, and with Phil: on whom Mrs Bagnet likewise bestows a
good-humoured nod and smile.
"Now, George," says Mrs Bagnet,
briskly, "here we are, Lignum
and myself;" she often speaks of her husband by this appellation,
on account, as it is supposed, of Lignum Vitae having been his old
regimental
nickname when they first became ac
quainted, in
compliment to the extreme
hardness and toughness of his
physiognomy; "just looked in, we have, to make it all correct as
usual about that security. Give him the new bill to sign, George,
and he'll sign it like a man."
"I was coming to you this morning," observes the
trooper,
reluctantly.
"Yes, we thought you'd come to us this morning, but we turned
out early, and left Woolwich, the best of boys, to mind his sisters,
and came to you instead-as you see! For Lignum, he's tied so
close now, and gets so little exercise, that a walk does him good.
But what's the matter, George?" asks Mrs Bagnet, stopping in her
cheerful talk. "You don't look yourself."
"I am not quite myself," returns the
trooper; "I have been a
little put out, Mrs Bagnet."
Her bright quick eye catches the truth directly. "George!"
holding up her
forefinger. "Don't tell me there's anything wrong
about that security of Lignum's! Don't do it, George, on account of
the children!"
The
trooper looks at her with a troubled visage.
"George," says Mrs Bagnet, using both her arms for emphasis,
and occasionally bringing down her open hands upon her knees.
"If you have allowed anything wrong to come to that security of
Lignum's, and if you have let him in for it, and if you have put us
in danger of being sold up-and I see sold up in your face, George,
as plain as print-you have done a
shameful action, and deceived
us
cruelly. I tell you,
cruelly, George. There!"
Mr Bagnet, otherwise as
immovable as a pump or a lamp-post,
puts his large right hand on the top of his bald head, as if to defend
it from a shower-bath, and looks with great
uneasiness at Mrs
Bagnet.
"George!" says that old girl. "I wonder at you! George, I am
ashamed of you! George, I couldn't have believed you would have
done it! I always knew you to be a rolling stone that gathered no
moss; but I never thought you would have taken away what little
moss there was for Bagnet and the children to lie upon. You know
what a hard-working steady-going chap he is. You know that
Quebec and Malta and Woolwich are-and I never did think you
would, or could, have had the heart to serve us so. O George!" Mrs
Bagnet gathers up her cloak to wipe her eyes on, in a very genuine
manner, "How could you do it?"
Mrs Bagnet ceasing, Mr Bagnet removes his hand from his
head as if the shower-bath were over, and looks disconsolately at
Mr George; who has turned quite white, and looks distressfully at
the grey cloak and straw
bonnet."Mat," says the
trooper, in a subdued voice, addressing him,
but still looking at his wife; "I am sorry you take it so much to
heart, because I do hope it's not so bad as that comes to. I certainly
have, this morning, received this letter; which he reads aloud; "but
I hope it may be set right yet. As to a rolling stone, why, what you
say is true. I am a rolling stone; and I never rolled in anybody's
way, I fully believe, that I rolled the least good to. But it's
impossible for an old
vagabond comrade to like your wife and
family better than I like 'em, Mat, and I trust you'll look upon me
as forgivingly as you can. Don't think I've kept anything from you.
I haven't had the letter more than a quarter of an hour."
"Old girl!" murmurs Mr Bagnet, after a short silence, "will you
tell him my opinion?"
"O! Why didn't he marry," Mrs Bagnet answers, half laughing
and half crying, "Joe Pouch's widder in North America? Then he
wouldn't have got himself into these troubles."
"The old girl," says Mr Bagnet, "puts it correct-why didn't
you?"
"Well, she has a better husband by this time, I hope," returns
the
trooper. "Anyhow, here I stand, this present day, not married
to Joe Pouch's widder. What shall I do? You see all I have got
about me. It's not mine; it's yours. Give the word, and I'll sell off
every
morsel. If I could have hoped it would have brought in
nearly the sum wanted, I'd have sold all long ago. Don't believe
that I'll leave you or yours in the lurch, Mat. I'd sell myself first. I
only wish," says the
trooper, giving himself a disparaging blow in
the chest, "that I knew of anyone who'd buy such a second-hand
piece of old stores."
Old girl," murmurs Mr Bagnet, "give him another bit of my mind."
"George," says the old girl, "you are not so much to be blamed,
on full consideration, except for ever
taking this business without
the means."
"And that was like me!" observed the
penitenttrooper, shaking
his head. "Like me, I know."
"Silence! The old girl," says Mr Bagnet, "is correct-in her way
of giving my opinions-hear me out!"
"That was when you never ought to have asked for the security,
George, and when you never ought to have got it, all things
considered. But what's done can't be
undone. You are always an
honourable and straight-forward fellow, as far as lays in your
power, though a little flighty. On the other hand, you can't admit
but what it's natural in us to be anxious, with such a thing hanging
over our heads. So forget and forgive all round, George. Come!
Forget and forgive all round!"
Mrs Bagnet, giving him one of her honest hands, and giving her
husband the other, Mr George gives each of them one of his, and
holds them while he speaks.
"I do assure you both, there's nothing I wouldn't do to
discharge this obligation. But whatever I have been able to scrape
together, has gone every two months in keeping it up. We have
lived plainly enough here, Phil and I. But the Gallery don't quite
do what was expected of it, and it's not-in short, it's not the Mint.
It was wrong in me to take it? Well, so it was. But I was in a
manner drawn into that step, and I thought it might steady me,
and set me up, and you'll try to overlook my having such
expectations, and upon my soul, I am very much obliged to you,
and very much ashamed of myself." With these concluding words,Mr George gives a shake to each of the hands he holds, and,
relinquishing them, backs a pace or two, in a broad-chested
upright attitude, as if he had made a final
confession, and were
immediately going to be shot with all military honours.
"George, hear me out!" says Mr Bagnet, glancing at his wife.
"Old girl, go on!"
Mr Bagnet, being in this
singular manner heard out, has merely
to observe that the letter must be attended to without any delay;
that it is
advisable that George and he should immediately wait on
Mr Smallweed in person; and that the primary object is to save
and hold
harmless Mr Bagnet, who had none of the money. Mr
George entirely assenting, puts on his hat, and prepares to march
with Mr Bagnet to the enemy's camp.
"Don't you mind a woman's hasty word, George," says Mrs
Bagnet, patting him on the shoulder. "I trust my old Lignum to
you, and I am sure you'll bring him through it."
The
trooper returns, that this is kindly said, and that he will
bring Lignum through it somehow. Upon which Mrs Bagnet, with
her cloak, basket, and
umbrella, goes home, bright-eyed again, to
the rest of her family; and the comrades sally forth on the hopeful
errand of mollifying Mr Smallweed.
Whether there are two people in England less likely to come
satisfactorily out of any
negotiation with Mr Smallweed than Mr
George and Mr Matthew Bagnet, may be very reasonably
questioned. Also,
notwithstanding their
martial appearance, broad
square shoulders, and heavy tread, whether there are, within the
same limits, two more simple and unaccustomed children, in all
the Smallweedy affairs of life. As they proceed with great
gravitythrough the streets towards the region of Mount Pleasant, Mr Bagnet, observing his companion to be
thoughtful, considers it a
friendly part to refer to Mrs Bagnet's late sally.
"George, you know the old girl-she's as sweet and as mild as
milk. But touch her on the children-or myself-and she's off like
gunpowder."
"It does her credit, Mat!"
"George," says Mr Bagnet, looking straight before him, "the old
girl-can't do anything-that don't do her credit. More or less. I
never say so. Discipline must be maintained."
"She's worth her weight in gold," returns the
trooper.
"In gold?" says Mr Bagnet. "I'll tell you what. The old girl's
weight-is twelve stone six. Would I take that weight-in any
metal-for the old girl? No. Why not? Because the old girl's metal
is far more precious-than the preciousest metal. And she's all
metal!"
"You are right, Mat!"
"When she took me-and accepted of the ring-she 'listed
under me and the children-heart and head; for life. She's that
earnest," says Mr Bagnet, "and true to her colours-that, touch us
with a finger-and she turns out-and stands to her arms. If the
old girl fires wide-once in a way-at the call of duty-look over it,
George. For she's loyal!"
"Why bless her, Mat!" returns the
trooper, "I think the higher
of her for it!"
"You are right!" says Mr Bagnet, with the warmest enthusiasm,
though without relaxing the rigidity of a single muscle. "Think as
high of the old girl-as the rock of Gibraltar-and still you'll be
thinking low-of such merits. But I never own to it before her.
Discipline must be maintained."These encomiums bring them to Mount Pleasant, and to
Grandfather Smallweed's house. The door is opened by the
perennial Judy, who, having surveyed them from top to toe with
no particular favour, but indeed with a
malignant sneer, leaves
them standing there, while she consults the
oracle as to their
admission. The
oracle may be inferred to give consent, from the
circumstance of her returning with the words on her honey lips
"that they can come in if they want to it." Thus
privileged they
come in, and find Mr Smallweed with his feet in the drawer of his
chair as if it were a paper footbath, and Mrs Smallweed obscured
with the cushion like a bird that is not to sing.
"My dear friend," says Grandfather Smallweed, with those two
lean
affectionate arms of his stretched forth. "How de do? How de
do? Who is our friend, my dear friend?"
"Why this," returns George, not able to be very conciliatory at
first, "is Matthew Bagnet, who has obliged me in that matter of
ours, you know."
"Oh! Mr Bagnet? Surely!" the old man looks at him under his
hand. "Hope you're well, Mr Bagnet? Fine man, Mr George!
Military air, sir!"
No chairs being offered, Mr George brings one forward for
Bagnet, and one for himself. They sit down; Mr Bagnet as if he
had no power of bending himself, except at the hips for that
purpose.
"Judy," says Mr Smallweed, "bring the pipe."
"Why, I don't know," Mr George interposes, "that the young
woman need give herself that trouble, for to tell you the truth, I am
not inclined to smoke it today."
"Ain't you?" returns the old man. "Judy, bring the pipe.""The fact is, Mr Smallweed," proceeds George, "that I find