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开心一笑

A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion. In the back of the pro...

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"第一印象”搞砸了

A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...

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A “KISS” 不是代表一个吻

　　At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his...

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前台小姐的8级英语(爆笑)

昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的："Hello?" 　　外国人："Hi." 　　前台小姐：&...

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an essential correction

teacher: walter, why don’t you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning. w...

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say sir

teacher: (to a new boy)what’s your name, my little fellow? new boy: erbert arris. teacher: always ...

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够淫荡吗？

某日,一名男子进入电梯,发现已有一名妙龄女子在内. 女子问道:"先生,你够淫荡吗??" 男子大惊!支唔以对"我.....还好吧..." 女子白眼一翻,道:...

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jaccasses jokes

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and ...

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An Honest Child

Peter was eitht and a half years old,and he went to a school near his house. He always went there an...

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抽象名词

Teacher: What’s an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don’t know, madam. Teacher: What, you don’t know! ...

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新发现

新发现 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地...

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现在我们跑吧

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorb...

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A crazy wife!

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hai...

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拥挤的月亮

A geography teacher once told her class, “The moon is so large that several million people could liv...

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I Work for the IRS

Once there was a young man who was so confident in his strength(力量)that he offered a $1000 bet. He w...

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