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英文笑话：The Bait 把诱饵扔回海里

A man and his wife were on a holiday.Theywent for a sail. Unfortunately the wife fell overboard and ...

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it was my dog!

Did you see the accident ,sir ? 先生，你看到那个事故了吗？ Yes,I did,the driver of that car hit that post over ...

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Beautiful Joke

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted ...

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An unlucky man

Once Bernard Shaw was having a walk when some harum-scarum cyclist ran into him and Shaw fell to the...

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开心一刻

——smoking is not allowed in this sompartment(车厢），sir. ——Am i smoking? ——But you have a pipe in you...

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Cat and Mice猫和老鼠

Cat and Mice猫和老鼠 　Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punc...

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搞笑无厘：用英语损人的30个短句

1. Playing with fire 找死 　　2. Pervert !变态、流氓 　　3. Brag ! 吹牛 　　4. Bullshit! 废话 　　5. Play dumb. 装傻 ...

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a man has a parrot

a man has a parrot. it is blue and green. it can speak like a man. every morning the man goes to tal...

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The Ability of the kangaroo

The Ability of the kangaroo The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure （围墙） for its new...

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peter and the dog

peter was a ventriloquist . he worked in theatres and night clubs, but he wasn't very good, and one ...

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jack can't swim

jack can't swim. a few days ago he fell into a river. he called for help. a boy jumped into the rive...

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test yourself

john puts two big baskets of grapes on his donkey and goes to sell them. at midday it is very hot ,s...

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Message for the Boss

Message for the Boss A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and, whe...

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a panda bear

a panda bear walks into a bar and orders something for lunch.when he finishes, he gets up to leave. ...

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Einstain and Charlie Chaplin

Einstain was a great admirer of Charlie Chaplin's film.Once,in a letter to Chaplin,he said,"i a...

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