honoured old age among the trophies he helped to procure.
Funny Face first met Little Simba when on an early investigating
tour. With
considerable difficulty he had shinnied up the table
leg, and had hoisted himself over the
awkwardly projecting table
edge. When almost within reach of the
fascinating affairs
displayed atop, he looked straight up into the face of Little
Simba! Funny Face shrieked aloud, let go all holds and fell off
flat on his back. Recovering immediately, he climbed just as high
as he could, and proceeded, during the next hour, to
relieve his
feelings by the most insulting chatterings and grimaces. He never
recovered from this
initial experience. All that was necessary to
evoke all sorts of
monkey talk was to produce Little Simba.
Against his benign plush front then broke a storm of
remonstrance. He became the object of slow advances and sudden
scurrying, shrieking retreats, that lasted just as long as he
stayed there, and never got any farther than a certain quite
conservative point. Little Simba did not mind. He was too busy
being a god.
XXIV. BUFFALO
The Cape Buffalo is one of the four dangerous kinds of African
big game; of which the other three are the lion, the rhinoceros,
and the
elephant. These latter are familiar to us in zoological
gardens, although the African and larger form of the rhinoceros
and
elephant are seldom or never seen in
captivity. But
buffaloes
are as yet unrepresented in our living collections. They are huge
beasts,
tremendous from any point of view, whether considered in
height, in mass, or in power. At the shoulder they stand from
just under five feet to just under six feet in
height; they are
short legged, heavy bodied bull necked, thick in every dimension.
In colour they are black as to hair, and slate gray as to skin;
so that the individual
impression depends on the
thickness of the
coat. They wear their horns parted in the middle, sweeping
smoothly away in the curves of two great bosses either side the
head. A good
trophy will
measure in spread from forty inches to
four feet. Four men will be required to carry in the head alone.
As
buffaloes when disturbed or
suspicious have a habit of
thrusting their noses up and forward, that position will cling to
one's memory as the most
typical of the species.
A great many
hunters rank the
buffalo first among the dangerous
beasts. This is not my own opinion, but he is certainly dangerous
enough. He possesses the size, power, and truculence of the
rhinoceros, together with all that animal's keenness of scent and
hearing but with a sharpness of
vision the rhinoceros has not.
While not as clever as either the lion or the
elephant, he is
tricky enough when angered to
circle back for the purpose of
attacking his pursuers in the rear or flank, and to arrange
rather
ingenious ambushes for the same purpose. He is rather more
tenacious of life than the rhinoceros, and will carry away an
extraordinary quantity of big bullets. Add to these
considerations the facts that
buffaloes go in herds; and that,
barring luck, chances are about even they will have to be
followed into the thickest cover, it can
readily be seen that
their
pursuit is exciting.
The problem would be simplified were one able or
willing to slip
into the
thicket or up to the grazing herd and kill the nearest
beast that offers. As a matter of fact an ordinary herd will
contain only two or three bulls worth shooting; and it is the
hunter's
delicate task to glide and crawl here and there, with
due regard for sight, scent and sound, until he has picked one of
these from the scores of undesirables. Many times will he worm
his way by inches toward the great black bodies half defined in
the
screen of thick undergrowth only to find that he has stalked
cows or small bulls. Then inch by inch he must back out again,
unable to see twenty yards to either side, guiding himself by the
probabilities of the faint chance
breezes in the
thicket. To
right and left he hears the quiet continued crop, crop, crop,
sound of animals grazing. The sweat runs down his face in
streams, and blinds his eyes, but only
occasionally and with the
utmost
caution can he raise his hand-or, better, lower his
head-to clear his
vision. When at last he has
withdrawn from the
danger zone, he wipes his face, takes a drink from the canteen,
and tries again. Sooner or later his presence comes to the notice
of some old cow. Behind the leafy
screen where unsuspected she
has been
standing comes the most
unexpected and heart-jumping
crash! Instantly the
jungle all about roars into life. The great
bodies of the alarmed beasts hurl themselves through the
thicket,
smash! bang! crash! smash! as though a tornado were uprooting the
forest. Then
abruptly a complete silence! This lasts but ten
seconds or so; then off rushes the wild stampede in another
direction; only again to come to a listening halt of breathless
stillness. So the
hunter,
unable to see anything, and feeling
very small, huddles with his gunbearers in a
compact group,
listening to the wild surging short rushes, now this way, now
that, hoping that the stampede may not run over him. If by chance
it does, he has his two shots and the
possibility of hugging a
tree while the rush divides around him. The latter is the most
likely; a single
buffalo is hard enough to stop with two shots,
let alone a herd. And yet, sometimes, the mere flash and noise
will
suffice to turn them, provided they are not
actually trying
to attack, but only rushing
indefinitely about. Probably a man
can experience few more thrilling moments than he will enjoy
standing in one of the small leafy rooms of an African
junglewhile several hundred tons of
buffalo crash back and forth all
around him.
In the best of circumstances it is only
rarely that having
identified his big bull, the
hunter can deliver a knockdown blow.
The beast is
extraordinarily vital, and in
addition it is
exceedingly difficult to get a fair, open shot. Then from the
danger of being trampled down by the blind and
senseless stampede
of the herd he passes to the more defined peril from an angered
and
cunning single animal. The majority of fatalities in hunting
buffaloes happen while following wounded beasts. A flank
chargeat close range may catch the most
experienced man; and even when
clearly seen, it is difficult to stop. The
buffalo's wide bosses
are a
helmet to his brain, and the body shot is always chancy.
The beast tosses his
victim, or tramples him, or pushes him
against a tree to crush him like a fly.
He who would get his
trophy, however, is not always-perhaps is
not generally-forced into the
thicket to get it. When not much
disturbed,
buffaloes are in the habit of grazing out into the
open just before dark; and of returning to their
thicket cover
only well after
sunrise. If the
hunter can arrange to meet his
herd at such a time, he stands a very good chance of getting a
clear shot. The job then requires merely ordinary
caution and
manoeuvring; and the only danger, outside the ever-present one
from the wounded beast, is that the herd may
charge over him
deliberately. Therefore it is well to keep out of sight.
The difficulty generally is to locate your beasts. They wander
all night, and must be blundered upon in the early morning before
they have drifted back into the
thickets. Sometimes, by sending
skilled trackers in several directions, they can be traced to
where they have entered cover. A
messenger then brings the white
man to the place, and every one tries to guess at what spot the
buffaloes are likely to
emerge for their evening
stroll. It is
remarkably easy to make a wrong guess, and the remaining daylight
is
rarely sufficient to
repair a mistake. And also, in the case
of a herd ranging a wide country with much tall grass and several
drinking holes, it is rather difficult, without very good luck,
to locate them on any given night or morning. A few herds, a very