breath. Hold your tongue as much as possible at least, and observe
my conduct
narrowly; it will serve you for a model.'
Anastasie did as she was bidden, and considered the Doctor's
behaviour. She observed that he embraced the boy three times in
the course of the evening, and managed generally to
confound and
abash the little fellow out of speech and
appetite. But she had
the true womanly
heroism in little affairs. Not only did she
refrain from the cheap
revenge of exposing the Doctor's errors to
himself, but she did her best to remove their ill-effect on Jean-
Marie. When Desprez went out for his last
breath of air before
retiring for the night, she came over to the boy's side and took
his hand.
'You must not be surprised nor frightened by my husband's manners,'
she said. 'He is the kindest of men, but so clever that he is
sometimes difficult to understand. You will soon grow used to him,
and then you will love him, for that nobody can help. As for me,
you may be sure, I shall try to make you happy, and will not bother
you at all. I think we should be excellent friends, you and I. I
am not clever, but I am very
good-natured. Will you give me a
kiss?'
He held up his face, and she took him in her arms and then began to
cry. The woman had
spoken in complaisance; but she had warmed to
her own words, and
tenderness followed. The Doctor, entering,
found them enlaced: he concluded that his wife was in fault; and he
was just
beginning, in an awful voice, 'Anastasie - ,' when she
looked up at him, smiling, with an upraised finger; and he held his
peace, wondering, while she led the boy to his attic.
CHAPTER IV.
THE EDUCATION OF A PHILOSOPHER.
THE
installation of the adopted stable-boy was thus happily
effected, and the wheels of life continued to run
smoothly in the
Doctor's house. Jean-Marie did his horse and
carriage duty in the
morning; sometimes helped in the
housework; sometimes walked
abroadwith the Doctor, to drink
wisdom from the fountain-head; and was
introduced at night to the sciences and the dead tongues. He
retained his
singular placidity of mind and manner; he was rarely
in fault; but he made only a very
partial progress in his studies,
and remained much of a stranger in the family.
The Doctor was a pattern of regularity. All
forenoon he worked on
his great book, the 'Comparative Pharmacopoeia, or Historical
Dictionary of all Medicines,' which as yet consisted
principally of
slips of paper and pins. When finished, it was to fill many
personable volumes, and to
combine antiquarian interest with
professional
utility. But the Doctor was studious of
literarygraces and the
picturesque; an
anecdote, a touch of manners, a
moral
qualification, or a sounding epithet was sure to be preferred
before a piece of science; a little more, and he would have written
the 'Comparative Pharmacopoeia' in verse! The article 'Mummia,'
for
instance, was already complete, though the
remainder of the
work had not progressed beyond the letter A. It was exceedingly
copious and entertaining, written with quaintness and colour,
exact, erudite, a
literary article; but it would hardly have
afforded
guidance to a practising
physician of to-day. The
feminine good sense of his wife had led her to point this out with
uncompromising
sincerity; for the Dictionary was duly read aloud to
her, betwixt sleep and waning, as it proceeded towards an
infinitely distant
completion; and the Doctor was a little sore on
the subject of mummies, and sometimes resented an
allusion with
asperity.
After the
midday meal and a proper period of
digestion, he walked,
sometimes alone, sometimes accompanied by Jean-Marie; for madame
would have preferred any
hardship rather than walk.
She was, as I have said, a very busy person,
continually occupied
about material comforts, and ready to drop asleep over a novel the
instant she was disengaged. This was the less objectionable, as
she never snored or grew distempered in
complexion when she slept.
On the
contrary, she looked the very picture of
luxurious and
appetising ease, and woke without a start to the perfect possession
of her faculties. I am afraid she was greatly an animal, but she
was a very nice animal to have about. In this way, she had little
to do with Jean-Marie; but the
sympathy which had been established
between them on the first night remained
unbroken; they held
occasional conversations,
mostly on household matters; to the
extreme
disappointment of the Doctor, they
occasionally sallied off
together to that
temple of debasing
superstition, the village
church; madame and he, both in their Sunday's best, drove twice a
month to Fontainebleau and returned laden with purchases; and in
short, although the Doctor still continued to regard them as
irreconcilably anti-pathetic, their relation was as intimate,
friendly, and
confidential as their natures suffered.
I fear, however, that in her heart of hearts, madame kindly
despised and pitied the boy. She had no
admiration for his class
of virtues; she liked a smart,
polite, forward, roguish sort of
boy, cap in hand, light of foot, meeting the eye; she liked
volubility, charm, a little vice - the promise of a second Doctor
Desprez. And it was her indefeasible
belief that Jean-Marie was
dull. 'Poor dear boy,' she had said once, 'how sad it is that he
should be so
stupid!' She had never
repeated that remark, for the
Doctor had raged like a wild bull, denouncing the
brutal bluntness
of her mind, bemoaning his own fate to be so unequally mated with
an ass, and, what touched Anastasie more nearly, menacing the table
china by the fury of his gesticulations. But she adhered silently
to her opinion; and when Jean-Marie was sitting, stolid, blank, but
not
unhappy, over his
unfinished tasks, she would
snatch her
opportunity in the Doctor's
absence, go over to him, put her arms
about his neck, lay her cheek to his, and
communicate her
sympathywith his
distress. 'Do not mind,' she would say; 'I, too, am not
at all clever, and I can assure you that it makes no difference in
life.'
The Doctor's view was naturally different. That gentleman never
wearied of the sound of his own voice, which was, to say the truth,
agreeable enough to hear. He now had a
listener, who was not so
cynically
indifferent as Anastasie, and who sometimes put him on
his mettle by the most
relevant objections. Besides, was he not
educating the boy? And education, philosophers are agreed, is the
most
philosophical of duties. What can be more
heavenly to poor
mankind than to have one's hobby grow into a duty to the State?
Then, indeed, do the ways of life become ways of pleasantness.
Never had the Doctor seen reason to be more content with his
endowments. Philosophy flowed
smoothly from his lips. He was so
agile a dialectician that he could trace his
nonsense, when
challenged, back to some root in sense, and prove it to be a sort
of flower upon his
system. He slipped out of antinomies like a
fish, and left his
disciple marvelling at the rabbi's depth.
Moreover, deep down in his heart the Doctor was disappointed with
the ill-success of his more
formal education. A boy, chosen by so
acute an
observer for his aptitude, and guided along the path of
learning by so philosophic an
instructor, was bound, by the nature
of the
universe, to make a more
obvious and
lasting advance. Now
Jean-Marie was slow in all things, impenetrable in others; and his
power of forgetting was fully on a level with his power to learn.
Therefore the Doctor cherished his peripatetic lectures, to which
the boy attended, which he generally appeared to enjoy, and by
which he often profited.
Many and many were the talks they had together; and health and
moderation proved the subject of the Doctor's divagations. To
these he lovingly returned.
'I lead you,' he would say, 'by the green pastures. My
system, my
beliefs, my medicines, are resumed in one
phrase - to avoid excess.
Blessed nature,
healthy,
temperate nature, abhors and exterminates
excess. Human law, in this matter, imitates at a great distance
her provisions; and we must
strive to
supplement the efforts of the
law. Yes, boy, we must be a law to ourselves and for ourselves and
for our neighbours - lex armata - armed,
emphatic, tyrannous law.
If you see a crapulous human ruin snuffing, dash from him his box!
The judge, though in a way an
admission of disease, is less
offensive to me than either the doctor or the
priest. Above all