free agents! But a truce with philosophy.
The
amount of the
legacy is now ascertained. The stock, however, in
which a great part of the money is vested being shut, the transfer
to my father cannot be made for some time; and till this is done, my
mother cannot be persuaded that we have yet got anything to trust
to--an
unfortunate notion which renders her very
unhappy. The old
gentleman himself takes no interest now in the business. He has got
his mind at ease by the
payment of all the legacies; and having
fallen in with some of the members of that political junto, the
Saints, who are
worldly enough to link, as often as they can, into
their association, the powerful by
wealth or
talent, his whole time
is occupied in assisting to
promote their humbug; and he has
absolutely taken it into his head, that the attention he receives
from them for his subscriptions is on
account of his
eloquence as a
preacher, and that
hitherto he has been
altogether in an error with
respect to his own abilities. The effect of this is abundantly
amusing; but the source of it is very
evident. Like most people who
pass a sequestered life, he had formed an exaggerated opinion of
public
characters; and on
seeing them in
reality so little superior
to the generality of mankind, he imagines that he was all the time
nearer to their level than he had ventured to suppose; and the
discovery has placed him on the happiest terms with himself. It is
impossible that I can respect his
manifold excellent qualities and
goodness of heart more than I do; but there is an innocency in this
simplicity, which, while it often compels me to smile, makes me feel
towards him a degree of
tenderness, somewhat too familiar for that
filial
reverence that is due from a son.
Perhaps, however, you will think me scarcely less under the
influence of a similar
delusion when I tell you, that I have been
somehow or other drawn also into an association, not indeed so
public or
potent as that of the Saints, but
equally persevering in
the objects for which it has been formed. The drift of the Saints,
as far as I can
comprehend the matter, is to
procure the
advancementto political power of men
distinguished for the
purity of their
lives, and the
integrity of their conduct; and in that way, I
presume, they expect to effect the
accomplishment of that blessed
epoch, the Millennium, when the Saints are to rule the whole earth.
I do not mean to say that this is their
decided and determined
object; I only infer, that it is the necessary
tendency of their
proceedings; and I say it with all possible respect and sincerity,
that, as a public party, the Saints are not only perhaps the most
powerful, but the party which, at present, best deserves power.
The association, however, with which I have happened to become
connected, is of a very different
description. Their object is, to
pass through life with as much pleasure as they can
obtain, without
doing anything unbecoming the rank of gentlemen, and the
characterof men of honour. We do not
assemble such numerous meetings as the
Saints, the Whigs, or the Radicals, nor are our speeches delivered
with so much
vehemence. We even, I think, tacitly
exclude oratory.
In a word, our meetings seldom
exceed the perfect number of the
muses; and our object on these occasions is not so much to
deliberate on plans of
prospective benefits to mankind, as to enjoy
the present time for ourselves, under the
temperateinspiration of a
well-cooked dinner, flavoured with
elegant wine, and just so much of
mind as suits the
fleeting topics of the day. T-, whom I formerly
mentioned, introduced me to this
delightful society. The members
consist of about fifty gentlemen, who dine
occasionally at each
other's houses; the company being
chiefly selected from the
brotherhood, if that term can be
applied to a
circle of
acquaintance, who, without any
formalinstitution of rules, have
gradually acquired a
consistency that approximates to organisation.
But the
universe of this vast city contains a plurality of systems;
and the one into which I have been attracted may be described as
that of the idle intellects. In general society, the members of our
party are looked up to as men of taste and
refinement, and are
received with a degree of deference that bears some
resemblance to
the respect paid to the
hereditaryendowment of rank. They consist
either of young men who have acquired
distinction at college, or
gentlemen of fortune who have a
relish for
intellectual pleasures,
free from the acerbities of
politics, or the dull
formalities which
so many of the pious think
essential to their religious pretensions.
The
wealthy furnish the entertainments, which are always in a
superior style, and the
ingredient of birth is not
requisite in the
qualifications of a member, although some
jealousy is entertained of
professional men, and not a little of merchants. T-, to whom I am
also
indebted for this view of that
circle of which he is the
brightest
ornament, gives a felicitous
explanation of the reason.
He says,
professional men, who are worth anything at all, are always
ambitious, and
endeavour to make their
acquaintance subservient to
their own
advancement; while merchants are
liable to such
casualties, that their friends are
constantlyexposed to the risk of
being obliged to sink them below their wonted
equality, by granting
them favours in times of difficulty, or, what is worse, by refusing
to grant them.
I am much
indebted to you for the
introduction to your friend G-.
He is one of us; or rather, he moves in an
eccentricsphere of his
own, which crosses, I believe, almost all the orbits of all the
classed and classifiable systems of London. I found him exactly
what you described; and we were on the frankest
footing of old
friends in the course of the first quarter of an hour. He did me
the honour to fancy that I belonged, as a matter of course, to some
one of the
literary fraternities of Edinburgh, and that I would be
curious to see the associations of the
learned here. What he said
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characteristic of the man. "They are,"
said he, "the dullest things possible. On my return from
abroad, I
visited them all, expecting to find something of that easy
disengaged mind which constitutes the charm of those of France and
Italy. But in London, among those who have a
character to keep up,
there is such a vigilant circumspection, that I should as soon
expect to find nature in the ballets of the Opera-house, as genius
at the established haunts of authors, artists, and men of science.
Bankes gives, I suppose
officially, a public breakfast
weekly, and
opens his house for conversations on the Sundays. I found at his
breakfasts, tea and coffee, with hot rolls, and men of celebrity
afraid to speak. At the conversations, there was something even
worse. A few plausible talking fellows created a buzz in the room,
and the merits of some paltry nick-nack of
mechanism or science was
discussed. The party consisted
undoubtedly of the most
eminent men
of their
respective lines in the world; but they were each and all
so
apprehensive of having their ideas purloined, that they took the
most guarded care never to speak of anything that they deemed of the
slightest
consequence, or to
hazard an opinion that might be called
in question. The man who either wishes to
augment his knowledge, or
to pass his time agreeably, will never
expose himself to a
repetition of the fastidious exhibitions of engineers and artists
who have their
talents at market. But such things are among the
curiosities of London; and if you have any
inclination to undergo
the initiating mortification of being treated as a young man who may
be likely to
interfere with their
professional interests, I can
easily get you introduced."
I do not know whether to
ascribe these strictures of your friend to
humour or misanthropy; but they were said without
bitterness; indeed
so much as matters of course, that, at the moment, I could not but
feel persuaded they were just. I spoke of them to T-, who says,
that
undoubtedly G-'s
account of the exhibitions is true in
substance, but that it is his own sharp-sightedness which causes him
to see them so offensively; for that ninety-nine out of the hundred
in the world would deem an evening spent at the conversations of Sir
Joseph Bankes a very high
intellectual treat.
G- has invited me to dinner, and I expect some
amusement; for T-,
who is acquainted with him, says, that it is his fault to employ his
mind too much on all occasions; and that, in all
probability, there
will be something, either in the fare or the company, that I shall
remember as long as I live. However, you shall hear all about it in
my next.--Yours,
ANDREW PRINGLE.
On the same Sunday on which Mr. Micklewham consulted Mr. Snodgrass
as to the
propriety of
reading the Doctor's letter to the elders,
the following
epistle reached the
post-office of Irvine, and was
delivered by Saunders Dickie himself, at the door of Mrs. Glibbans
to her servan lassie, who, as her
mistress had gone to the Relief
Church, told him, that he would have to come for the
postage the
morn's morning. "Oh," said Saunders, "there's naething to pay but
my ain trouble, for it's frankit; but aiblins the
mistress will gie
me a bit drappie, and so I'll come
betimes i' the morning."