negative, which she did not quite expect, as she thought he had been
perhaps invited by some of her neighbours, she put in an additional
spoonful on his
account; and brought from her corner
cupboard with
the glass door, an ancient French pickle-bottle, in which she had
preserved, since the great tea-drinking
formerly mentioned, the
remainder of the two ounces of carvey, the best, Mrs. Nanse bought
for that
memorable occasion. A short conversation then took place
relative to the Pringles; and, while the tea was masking, for Miss
Mally said it took a long time to draw, she read to him the
following letter:-
LETTER XXII
Mrs. Pringle to Miss Mally Glencairn
My Dear Miss Mally--Trully, it may be said, that the croun of
England is upon the downfal, and surely we are all seething in the
pot of revolution, for the scum is mounting uppermost. Last week,
no farther gone than on Mononday, we came to our new house heer in
Baker Street, but it's nather to be bakit nor brewt what I hav sin
syne suffert. You no my way, and that I like a been house, but no
wastrie, and so I needna tell yoo, that we hav had good diners; to
be sure, there was not a meerakle left to fill five baskets every
day, but an
abundance, with a proper kitchen of breed, to fill the
bellies of four dumasticks. Howsomever, lo and behold, what was
clecking
downstairs. On Saturday morning, as we were sitting at our
breakfast, the Doctor
reading the newspapers, who shoud corn intil
the room but Andrew's grum, follo't by the rest, to give us warning
that they were all going to quat our sairvice, becas they were
starvit. I thocht that I would hav fentit cauld deed, but the
Doctor, who is a consiederat man, inquairt what made them starve,
and then there was such an opprobrious cry about cold meet and bare
bones, and no beer. It was an evendoun resurection--a rebellion
waur than the forty-five. In short, Miss Mally, to make a leettle
of a lang tail, they would have a hot joint day and day about, and a
tree of yill to stand on the gauntress for their draw and drink,
with a cock and a pail; and we were obligated to evacuate to their
terms, and to let them go to their wark with flying colors; so you
see how dangerous it is to live among this piple, and their noshans
of liberty.
You will see by the newspapers that ther's a lection going on for
parliament. It maks my
corruption to rise to hear of such doings,
and if I was a government as I'm but a woman, I woud put them doon
with the strong hand, just to be revenged on the proud stomaks of
these het and fou English.
We have
gotten our money in the pesents put into our name; but I
have had no peese since, for they have fallen in price three eight
parts, which is very near a half, and if they go at this rate, where
will all our
legacy soon be? I have no goo of the pesents; so we
are on the look-out for a landed
estate, being a shure thing.
Captain Saber is still sneking after Rachel, and if she were awee
perfited in her accomplugments, it's no
saying what might happen,
for he's a fine lad, but she's o'er young to be the heed of a
family. Howsomever, the Lord's will maun be done, and if there is
to be a match, she'll no have to fight for gentility with a
straitent circumstance.
As for Andrew, I wish he was weel settlt, and we have our hopes that
he's
beginning to draw up with Miss Argent, who will have, no doobt,
a great fortune, and is a treasure of a creeture in herself, being
just as simple as a lamb; but, to be sure, she has had every
advantage of edication, being brought up in a most fashonible
boarding-school.
I hope you have got the box I sent by the smak, and that you like
the
patron of the goon. So no more at present, but remains, dear
Miss Mally, your sinsaire friend,
JANET PRINGLE.
"The box," said Miss Mally, "that Mrs. Pringle speaks about came
last night. It contains a very handsome present to me and to Miss
Bell Tod. The gift to me is from Mrs. P. herself, and Miss Bell's
from Rachel; but that ettercap, Becky Glibbans, is flying through
the town like a spunky, mislikening the one and misca'ing the other:
everybody, however, kens that it's only spite that gars her speak.
It's a great pity that she cou'dna be brought to a sense of religion
like her mother, who, in her younger days, they say, wasna to seek
at a clashing."
Mr. Snodgrass expressed his surprise at this
account of the faults
of that exemplary lady's youth; but he thought of her holy anxiety
to sift into the circumstances of Betty, the elder's servant,
becoming in one day Mrs. Craig, and the same afternoon sending for
the midwife, and he prudently made no other
comment; for the
characters of all preachers were in her hands, and he had the good
fortune to stand high in her favour, as a young man of great
promise. In order,
therefore, to avoid any
discussion respecting
moral merits, he read the following letter from Andrew Pringle:-
LETTER XXIII
Andrew Pringle, Esq., to the Reverend Charles Snodgrass
My Dear Friend--London
undoubtedly affords the best and the worst
specimens of the British
character; but there is a certain townish
something about the inhabitants in general, of which I find it
extremely difficult to
convey any idea. Compared with the English
of the country, there is
apparently very little difference between
them; but still there is a difference, and of no small importance in
a moral point of view. The country
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peculiarity is like the bloom of
the plumb, or the down of the peach, which the fingers of infancy
cannot touch without injuring; but this felt but not describable
quality of the town
character, is as the
varnish which brings out
more
vividly the colours of a picture, and which may be
freely and
even
rudely handled. The women, for example, although as
chaste in
principle as those of any other
community, possess none of that
innocent untempted
simplicity, which is more than half the grace of
virtue; many of them, and even young ones too, "in the first
freshness of their
virgin beauty," speak of the conduct and
vocationof "the erring sisters of the sex," in a manner that often amazes
me, and has, in more than one
instance, excited
unpleasant feelings
towards the fair satirists. This moral taint, for I can consider it
as nothing less, I have heard defended, but only by men who are
supposed to have had a large experience of the world, and who,
perhaps, on that
account, are not the best judges of female
delicacy. "Every woman," as Pope says, "may be at heart a rake";
but it is for the interests of the
domestic affections, which are
the very elements of
virtue, to
cherish the notion, that women, as
they are
physically more
delicate than men, are also so morally.
But the
absence of
delicacy, the bloom of
virtue, is not
peculiar to
the females, it is
characteristic of all the varieties of the
metropolitan mind. The artifices of the
medical quacks are things
of
universalridicule; but the sin, though in a less gross form,
pervades the whole of that
sinistersystem by which much of the
superiority of this vast
metropolis is supported. The state of the
periodical press, that great organ of political instruction--the
unruly tongue of liberty, strikingly confirms the justice of this
misanthropic remark.
G- had the kindness, by way of a treat to me, to collect, the other
day, at dinner, some of the most
eminent editors of the London
journals. I found them men of
talent, certainly, and much more men
of the world, than "the cloistered student from his paling lamp";
but I was astonished to find it considered, tacitly, as a sort of
maxim among them, that an
intermediate party was not bound by any
obligation of honour to
withhold, farther than his own discretion
suggested, any information of which he was the accidental
depositary,
whatever the con
sequences might be to his informant, or
to those
affected by the
communication. In a word, they seemed all
to care less about what might be true than what would produce
effect, and that effect for their own particular
advantage. It is
impossible to deny, that if interest is made the criterion by which
the confidences of social
intercourse are to be respected, the
persons who admit this
doctrine will have but little respect for the
use of names, or deem it any reprehensible delinquency to suppress
truth, or to blazon
falsehood. In a word, man in London is not
quite so good a creature as he is out of it. The
rivalry of