some
preliminary arrangements are made. When we are settled, I hope
your mother will allow you to come and spend some time with us at
our country-seat in Berkshire; and I shall be happy to repay all the
expenses of your journey, as a jaunt to England is what your mother
would, I know, never consent to pay for.
It is proposed that, immediately after the
ceremony, we shall set
out for France, accompanied by my brother, where we are to be soon
after joined at Paris by some of the Argents, who, I can see, think
Andrew worth the catching for Miss. My father and mother will then
return to Scotland; but whether the Doctor will continue to keep his
parish, or give it up to Mr. Snodgrass, will depend greatly on the
circumstances in which he finds his parishioners. This is all the
domestic
intelligence I have got to give, but its importance will
make up for other deficiencies.
As to the
continuance of our discoveries in London, I know not well
what to say. Every day brings something new, but we lose the sense
of
novelty. Were a fire in the same street where we live, it would
no longer alarm me. A few nights ago, as we were sitting in the
parlour after supper, the noise of an engine passing startled us
all; we ran to the windows--there was haste and torches, and the
sound of other engines, and all the horrors of a conflagration
reddening the skies. My father sent out the footboy to inquire
where it was; and when the boy came back, he made us laugh, by
snapping his fingers, and
saying the fire was not worth so much--
although, upon further
inquiry, we
learnt that the house in which it
originated was burnt to the ground. You see,
therefore, how the
bustle of this great world hardens the sensibilities, but I trust
its influence will never extend to my heart.
The
principal topic of conversation at present is about the queen.
The Argents, who are our main instructors in the proprieties of
London life, say that it would be very
vulgar in me to go to look at
her, which I am sorry for, as I wish above all things to see a
personage so
illustrious by birth, and
renowned by
misfortune. The
Doctor and my mother, who are less scrupulous, and who, in
consequence, somehow, by themselves,
contrive to see, and get into
places that are
inaccessible to all gentility, have had a full view
of her
majesty. My father has since become her declared partisan,
and my mother too has acquired a leaning
likewise towards her side
of the question; but neither of them will permit the subject to be
spoken of before me, as they consider it detrimental to good morals.
I, however, read the newspapers.
What my brother thinks of her
majesty's case is not easy to
divine;
but Sabre is convinced of the queen's guilt, upon some private and
authentic information which a friend of his, who has returned from
Italy, heard when travelling in that country. This information he
has not, however,
repeated to me, so that it must be very bad. We
shall know all when the trial comes on. In the
meantime, his
majesty, who has lived in
dignifiedretirement since he came to the
throne, has taken up his abode, with rural
felicity, in a
cottage in
Windsor Forest; where he now, contemning all the pomp and follies of
his youth, and this
metropolis, passes his days
amidst his cabbages,
like Dioclesian, with
innocence and tranquillity, far from the
intrigues of courtiers, and
insensible to the murmuring waves of the
fluctuating
populace, that set in with so strong a current towards
"the mob-led queen," as the
divine Shakespeare has so beautifully
expressed it.
You ask me about Vauxhall Gardens;--I have not seen them--they are
no longer in fashion--the theatres are quite
vulgar--even the opera-
house has sunk into a second-rate place of
resort. Almack's balls,
the Argyle-rooms, and the Philharmonic concerts, are the only public
entertainments frequented by people of fashion; and this high
superiority they owe entirely to the difficulty of gaining
admission. London, as my brother says, is too rich, and grown too
luxurious, to have any
exclusive place of
fashionableresort, where
price alone is the
obstacle. Hence, the
institution of these select
aristocratic assemblies. The Philharmonic concerts, however, are
rather
professional than
fashionable entertainments; but everybody
is fond of music, and,
therefore, everybody, that can be called
anybody, is
anxious to get tickets to them; and this
anxiety has
given them a degree of eclat, which I am persuaded the performance
would never have excited had the tickets been purchasable at any
price. The great thing here is, either to be somebody, or to be
patronised by a person that is a somebody; without this, though you
were as rich as Croesus, your golden chariots, like the comets of a
season, blazing and
amazing, would
speedily roll away into the
obscurity from which they came, and be remembered no more.
At first when we came here, and when the
amount of our
legacy was
first promulgated, we were in a terrible
flutter. Andrew became a
man of fashion, with all the haste that tailors, and horses, and
dinners, could make him. My father, honest man, was equally
inspired with lofty ideas, and began a
career that promised a
liberal benefaction of good things to the poor--and my mother was
almost distracted with calculations about laying out the money to
the best
advantage, and the sum she would allow to be spent. I
alone preserved my natural equanimity; and foreseeing the necessity
of new accomplishments to suit my altered circumstances, applied
myself to the instructions of my masters, with an assiduity that won
their
applause. The
advantages of this I now experience--my brother
is sobered from his
champaign fumes--my father has found out that
charity begins at home--and my mother, though her
establishment is
enlarged, finds her happiness,
notwithstanding the
legacy, still
lies within the little
circle of her household cares. Thus, my dear
Bell, have I proved the sweets of a true
philosophy; and, unseduced
by the blandishments of rank, rejected Sir Marmaduke Towler, and
accepted the humbler but more disinterested swain, Captain Sabre,
who requests me to send you his compliments, not
altogether content
that you should occupy so much of the bosom of your affectionate
RACHEL PRINGLE.
"Rachel had ay a gude roose of hersel'," said Becky Glibbans, as
Miss Isabella concluded. In the same moment, Mr. Snodgrass took his
leave,
saying to Mr. Micklewham, that he had something particular to
mention to him. "What can it be about?" inquired Mrs. Glibbans at
Mr. Craig, as soon as the
helper and
schoolmaster had left the room:
"Do you think it can be
concerning the Doctor's
resignation of the
parish in his favour?" "I'm sure," interposed Mrs. Craig, before
her husband could reply, "it winna be wi' my gudewill that he shall
come in upon us--a pridefu' wight, whose saft words, and a' his
politeness, are but lip-deep; na, na, Mrs. Glibbans, we maun hae
another on the leet forbye him."
"And wha would ye put on the leet noo, Mrs. Craig, you that's sic a
judge?" said Mrs. Glibbans, with the most ineffable
consequentiality.
"I'll be for young Mr. Dirlton, who is baith a sappy
preacher of the
word, and a
substantial hand at every kind of civility."
"Young Dirlton!--young Deevilton!" cried the
orthodox Deborah of
Irvine; "a fallow that knows no more of a
gospeldispensation than I
do of the Arian
heresy, which I hold in utter abomination. No, Mrs.
Craig, you have a godly man for your husband--a sound and true
follower; tread ye in his footsteps, and no try to set up yoursel'
on points of
doctrine. But it's time, Miss Mally, that we were
taking the road; Becky and Miss Isabella, make yourselves ready.
Noo, Mrs. Craig, ye'll no be a stranger; you see I have no been lang
of coming to give you my
countenance; but, my leddy, ca' canny, it's
no easy to carry a fu' cup; ye hae
gotten a great gift in your
gudeman. Mr. Craig, I wish you a good-night; I would fain have
stopped for your evening exercise, but Miss Mally was
beginning, I
saw, to weary--so good-night; and, Mrs. Craig, ye'll take tent of
what I have said--it's for your gude." So exeunt Mrs. Glibbans,
Miss Mally, and the two young ladies. "Her bark's waur than her
bite," said Mrs. Craig, as she returned to her husband, who felt
already some of the ourie symptoms of a henpecked destiny.
CHAPTER IX--THE MARRIAGE
Mr. Snodgrass was obliged to walk into Irvine one evening, to get
rid of a raging tooth, which had tormented him for more than a week.
The operation was so
delicately and cleverly performed by the
surgeon to whom he applied--one of those young
medical gentlemen,
who, after having been educated for the army or navy, are obliged,
in this weak piping time of peace, to glean what practice they can