joyous refutation of the opinion, that the comfort and happiness of
this life depends on the
wealth of
worldly possessions."
"It is so," replied Mr. Snodgrass, "and I do often wonder, when I
see the
blithe and
hearty children of the cottars, frolicking in the
abundance of health and hilarity, where the means come from to
enable their poor
industrious parents to supply their wants."
"How can you wonder at ony sic things, Mr. Snodgrass? Do they not
come from on high," said Mrs. Glibbans, "whence cometh every good
and perfect gift? Is there not the flowers of the field, which
neither card nor spin, and yet Solomon, in all his glory, was not
arrayed like one of these?"
"I was not
speaking in a
spiritual sense," interrupted the other,
"but merely made the remark, as introductory to a letter which I
have received from Mr. Andrew Pringle,
respecting some of the ways
of living in London."
Mrs. Craig, who had been so recently translated from the kitchen to
the parlour, pricked up her ears at this, not doubting that the
letter would
contain something very grand and wonderful, and
exclaimed, "Gude safe's, let's hear't--I'm unco fond to ken about
London, and the king and the queen; but I believe they are baith
dead noo."
Miss Becky Glibbans gave a satirical keckle at this, and showed her
superior
learning, by explaining to Mrs. Craig the
unbroken nature
of the
kingly office. Mr. Snodgrass then read as follows:-
LETTER XXV
Andrew Pringle, Esq,, to the Rev. Charles Snodgrass
My Dear Friend--You are not aware of the task you
impose, when you
request me to send you some
account of the general way of living in
London. Unless you come here, and
actually experience yourself what
I would call the London ache, it is impossible to supply you with
any
adequate idea of the necessity that exists in this
wilderness of
mankind, to seek
refuge in society, without being over fastidious
with respect to the
intellectual qualifications of your occasional
associates. In a
remote desart, the
solitary traveller is subject
to apprehensions of danger; but still he is the most important thing
"within the
circle of that
lonely waste"; and the sense of his own
dignity enables him to
sustain the shock of
considerablehazard with
spirit and
fortitude. But, in London, the feeling of self-
importance is
totally lost and suppressed in the bosom of a
stranger. A
painfulconviction of insignificance--of nothingness, I
may say--is sunk upon his heart, and murmured in his ear by the
million, who divide with him that
consequence which he unconsciously
before
supposed he possessed in a general
estimate of the world.
While elbowing my way through the unknown
multitude that flows
between Charing Cross and the Royal Exchange, this mortifying sense
of my own insignificance has often come upon me with the
energy of a
pang; and I have thought, that, after all we can say of any man, the
effect of the greatest influence of an individual on society at
large, is but as that of a
pebble thrown into the sea.
Mathematically
speaking, the undulations which the
pebble causes,
continue until the whole mass of the ocean has been disturbed to the
bottom of its most secret depths and
farthest shores; and, perhaps,
with equal truth it may be affirmed, that the sentiments of the man
of
genius are also
infinitely propagated; but how soon is the
physical
impression of the one lost to every
sensible perception,
and the moral
impulse of the other swallowed up from all practical
effect.
But though London, in the general, may be
justly compared to the
vast and
restless ocean, or to any other thing that is either
sublime, incomprehensible, or affecting, it loses all its influence
over the
solemn associations of the mind when it is examined in its
details. For example, living on the town, as it is slangishly
called, the most friendless and isolated condition possible, is yet
fraught with an
amazingdiversity of
enjoyment. Thousands of
gentlemen, who have survived the
relish of active fashionable
pursuits, pass their life in that state without tasting the delight
of one new
sensation. They rise in the morning merely because
Nature will not allow them to remain longer in bed. They begin the
day without
motive or purpose, and close it after having performed
the same unvaried round as the most thoroughbred
domestic animal
that ever dwelt in manse or manor-house. If you ask them at three
o'clock where they are to dine, they cannot tell you; but about the
wonted dinner-hour, batches of these
forlorn bachelors find
themselves diurnally congregated, as if by
instinct, around a cozy
table in some snug coffee-house, where, after inspecting the
contents of the bill of fare, they discuss the news of the day,
reserving the
scandal, by way of
dessert, for their wine. Day after
day their
respective political opinions give rise to keen
encounters, but without producing the slightest shade of change in
any of their old ingrained and particular sentiments.
Some of their haunts, I mean those frequented by the
elderly race,
are
shabby enough in their appearance and circumstances, except
perhaps in the quality of the wine. Everything in them is regulated
by an ancient and
preciseeconomy, and you
perceive, at the first
glance, that all is calculated on the principle of the house giving
as much for the money as it can possibly afford, without infringing
those little etiquettes which persons of gentlemanly habits regard
as essentials. At half price the
junior members of these
unorganised or natural clubs
retire to the theatres, while the elder
brethren mend their potations till it is time to go home. This
seems a very comfortless way of life, but I have no doubt it is the
preferred result of a long experience of the world, and that the
parties, upon the whole, find it superior, according to their early
formed habits of dissipation and
gaiety, to the sedate but not more
regular course of a
domesticcircle.
The chief pleasure, however, of living on the town, consists in
accidentally falling in with persons whom it might be otherwise
difficult to meet in private life. I have several times enjoyed
this. The other day I fell in with an old gentleman,
evidently a
man of some
consequence, for he came to the coffee-house in his own
carriage. It happened that we were the only guests, and he proposed
that we should
therefore dine together. In the course of
conversation it came out, that he had been familiarly acquainted
with Garrick, and had frequented the Literary Club in the days of
Johnson and Goldsmith. In his youth, I
conceive, he must have been
an
amusingcompanion; for his fancy was
exceedinglylively, and his
manners
altogether afforded a very favourable
specimen of the old,
the gentlemanly school. At an appointed hour his
carriage came for
him, and we parted, perhaps never to meet again.
Such
agreeable incidents, however, are not common, as the
frequenters of the coffee-houses are, I think, usually taciturn
characters, and
averse to conversation. I may, however, be myself
in fault. Our countrymen in general,
whatever may be their address
in improving
acquaintance to the
promotion of their own interests,
have not the best way, in the first
instance, of introducing
themselves. A raw Scotchman, contrasted with a sharp Londoner, is
very inadroit and
awkward, be his talents what they may; and I
suspect, that even the most
brilliant of your old class-fellows
have, in their
professional visits to this
metropolis, had some
experience of what I mean.
ANDREW PRINGLE.
When Mr. Snodgrass paused, and was folding up the letter, Mrs.
Craig, bending with her hands on her knees, said, emphatically,
"Noo, sir, what think you of that?" He was not, however, quite
prepared to give an answer to a question so
abruptly propounded, nor
indeed did he exactly understand to what particular the lady
referred. "For my part," she resumed, recovering her previous
posture--"for my part, it's a very caldrife way of life to dine
every day on coffee; broth and beef would put mair smeddum in the
men; they're just a whin auld fogies that Mr. Andrew describes, an'
no wurth a single woman's pains." "Wheesht, wheesht, mistress,"
cried Mr. Craig; "ye mauna let your tongue rin awa with your sense
in that gait." "It has but a light load," said Miss Becky,
whispering Isabella Tod. In this juncture, Mr. Micklewham happened
to come in, and Mrs. Craig, on
seeing him, cried out, "I hope, Mr.
Micklewham, ye have brought the Doctor's letter. He's such a funny
man! and touches off the Londoners to the nines."
"He's a good man," said Mrs. Glibbans, in a tone calculated to
repress the forwardness of Mrs. Craig; but Miss Mally Glencairn