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``But I don't know anything about the missing
link,'' I protested, ``and I can't speak on it.''

``Now, come,'' they begged. ``Why, you'll have
to! We've sold all our tickets for that lecture.

The whole town has turned out to hear it.''
Then, as I maintained a depressed silence, one

of them had a bright idea.
``I'll tell you how to fix it!'' he cried. ``Speak on

any subject you please, but bring in something about
the missing link every few minutes. That will satis-

fy 'em.''
``Very well,'' I agreed, reluctantly. ``Open the

meeting with a song. Get the audience to sing
`America' or `The Star-spangled Banner.' That

will give me a few minutes to think, and I will see
what can be done.''

Led by a very nervous chairman, the big audience
began to sing, and under the inspiration of the music

the solution of our problem flashed into my mind.
``It is easy,'' I told myself. ``Woman is the miss-

ing link in our government. I'll give them a suf-
frage speech along that line.''

When the song ended I began my part of the en-
tertainment with a portion of my lecture on ``The

Fate of Republics,'' tracing their growth and decay,
and pointing out that what our republic needed to

give it a stable government was the missing link
of woman suffrage. I got along admirably, for every

five minutes I mentioned ``the missing link,'' and
the audience sat content and apparently interested,

while the members of the committee burst into
bloom on the platform.

VIII
DRAMA IN THE LECTURE-FIELD

My most dramatic experience occurred in a
city in Michigan, where I was making a

temperancecampaign. It was an important lum-
ber and shipping center, and it harbored much

intemperance. The editor of the leading news-
paper was with the temperance-workers in our

fight there, and he had warned me that the liquor
people threatened to ``burn the building over my

head'' if I attempted to lecture. We were used to
similar threats, so I proceeded with my preparations

and held the meeting in the town skating-rink--
a huge, bare, wooden structure.

Lectures were rare in that city, and rumors of
some special excitement on this occasion had been

circulated; every seat in the rink was filled, and
several hundred persons stood in the aisles and at

the back of the building. Just opposite the speak-
er's platform was a small gallery, and above that, in

the ceiling, was a trap-door. Before I had been
speaking ten minutes I saw a man drop through this

trap-door to the balcony and climb from there to
the main floor. As he reached the floor he shouted

``Fire!'' and rushed out into the street. The next
instant every person in the rink was up and a panic

had started. I was very sure there was no fire,
but I knew that many might be killed in the

rush which was beginning. So I sprang on a chair
and shouted to the people with the full strength of

my lungs:
``There is no fire! It's only a trick! Sit down!

Sit down!''
The cooler persons in the crowd at once began to

help in this calming process.
``Sit down!'' they repeated. ``It's all right!

There's no fire! Sit down!''
It looked as if we had the situation in hand, for

the people hesitated, and most of them grew quiet;
but just then a few words were hissed up to me that

made my heart stop beating. A member of our local
committee was standing beside my chair, speaking

in a terrified whisper:
``There IS a fire, Miss Shaw,'' he said. ``For God's

sake get the people out--QUICKLY!''
The shock was so unexpected that my knees al-

most gave way. The people were still standing,
wavering, looking uncertainly toward us. I raised

my voice again, and if it sounded unnatural my
hearers probably thought it was because I was speak-

ing so loudly.
``As we are already standing,'' I cried, ``and are

all nervous, a little exercise will do us good. So
march out, singing. Keep time to the music!

Later you can come back and take your seats!''
The man who had whispered the warning jumped

into the aisle and struck up ``Jesus, Lover of My
Soul.'' Then he led the march down to the door,

while the big audience swung into line and followed
him, joining in the song. I remained on the chair,

beating time and talking to the people as they went;
but when the last of them had left the building I

almost collapsed; for the flames had begun to eat
through the wooden walls and the clang of the fire-

engines was heard outside.
As soon as I was sure every one was safe, however,

I experienced the most intense anger I had yet known.
My indignation against the men who had risked

hundreds of lives by setting fire to a crowded building
made me ``see red''; it was clear that they must be

taught a lesson then and there. As soon as I was
outside the rink I called a meeting, and the Congre-

gational minister, who was in the crowd, lent us his
church and led the way to it. Most of the audience

followed us, and we had a wonderful meeting, dur-
ing which we were able at last to make clear to

the people of that town the character of the liquor
interests we were fighting. That episode did the

temperance cause more good than a hundred ordinary
meetings. Men who had been indifferent before

became our friends and supporters, and at the fol-
lowing election we carried the town for prohibition

by a big majority.
There have been other occasions when our op-

ponents have not fought us fairly. Once, in an
Ohio town, a group of politicians, hearing that I was

to lecture on temperance in the court-house on a
certain night, took possession of the building early

in the evening, on the pretense of holding a meeting,
and held it against us. When, escorted by a com-

mittee of leading women, I reached the building and
tried to enter, we found that the men had locked

us out. Our audience was gathering and filling the
street, and we finally sent a courteous message to the

men, assuming that they had forgotten us and re-
minding them of our position. The messenger re-

ported that the men would leave ``about eight,''
but that the room was ``black with smoke and filthy

with tobacco-juice. ``We waited patiently until eight
o'clock, holding little outside meetings in groups,

as our audience waited with us. At eight we again
sent our messenger into the hall, and he brought

back word that the men were ``not through, didn't
know when they would be through, and had told

the women not to wait.''
Naturally, the waiting townswomen were deeply

chagrined by this. So were many men in the out-
side crowd. We asked if there was no other en-

trance to the hall except through the locked front
doors, and were told that the judge's private room

opened into it, and that one of our committee had
the key, as she had planned to use this room as a

dressing and retiring room for the speakers. After
some discussion we decided to storm the hall

and take possession. Within five minutes all the
women had formed in line and were crowding up

the back stairs and into the judge's room. There
we unlocked the door, again formed in line, and

marched into the hall, singing ``Onward, Christian
Soldiers!''

There were hundreds of us, and we marched di-
rectly to the platform, where the astonished men

got up to stare at us. More and more women
entered, coming up the back stairs from the street

and filling the hall; and when the men realized
what it all meant, and recognized their wives, sis-

ters, and women friends in the throng, they sheep-
ishly unlocked the front doors and left us in posses-

sion, though we politely urged them to remain. We
had a great meeting that night!

Another reminiscence may not be out of place.
We were working for a prohibitionamendment in

the state of Pennsylvania, and the night before
election I reached Coatesville. I had just com-

pleted six weeks of strenuouscampaigning, and that
day I had already conducted and spoken at two big

outdoor meetings. When I entered the town hall
of Coatesville I found it filled with women. Only

a few men were there; the rest were celebrating
and campaigning in the streets. So I arose and

said:
``I would like to ask how many men there are in

the audience who intend to vote for the amendment
to-morrow?''

Every man in the hall stood up.
``I thought so,'' I said. ``Now I intend to ask

your indulgence. As you are all in favor of the
amendment, there is no use in my setting its claims

before you; and, as I am utterly exhausted, I
suggest that we sing the Doxology and go home!''

The audience saw the common sense of my
position, so the people laughed and sang the Doxol-

ogy and departed. As we were leaving the hall
one of Coatesville's prominent citizens stopped me.

``I wish you were a man,'' he said. ``The town
was to have a big outdoor meeting to-night, and

the orator has failed us. There are thousands of
men in the streets waiting for the speech, and the

saloons are sending them free drinks to get them
drunk and carry the town to-morrow.''

``Why,'' I said, ``I'll talk to them if you wish.''
``Great Scott!'' he gasped. ``I'd be afraid to let

you. Something might happen!''
``If anything happens, it will be in a good cause,''

I reminded him. ``Let us go.''
Down-town we found the streets so packed with

men that the cars could not get through, and with
the greatest difficulty we reached the stand which

had been erected for the speaker. It was a gorgeous


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