wounded.
We had in East Dennis what was known as the
``Free Religious Group,'' and when some of the
members of my
congregation were not wrangling
among themselves, they were usually locking horns
with this group. For years, I was told, one of the
prime diversions of the ``Free Religious'' faction
was to have a dance in our town hall on the night
when we were using it for our
annual church fair.
The rules of the church
positively prohibited danc-
ing, so the
worldly group took
peculiar pleasure in
attending the fair, and during the evening in getting
up a dance and whirling about among us, to the
horror of our members. Then they spent the re-
mainder of the year boasting of the achievement.
It came to my ears that they had
decided to follow
this
pleasing programme at our Christmas church
celebration, so I called the church trustees together
and put the situation to them.
``We must either
enforce our
discipline,'' I said,
``or give it up. Personally I do not object to danc-
ing, but, as the church has ruled against it, I intend
to
uphold the church. To allow these people to
make us
ridiculous year after year is impossible.
Let us either tell them that they may dance or that
they may not dance; but
whatever we tell them,
let us make them obey our ruling.''
The trustees were shocked at the mere suggestion
of letting them dance.
``Very well,'' I ended. ``Then they shall not
dance. That is understood.''
Captain Crowell, the father of my dead friend
Mrs. Addy, and himself my best man friend, was a
strong
supporter of the Free Religious Group.
When its members raced to him with the news that
I had said they could not dance at the church's
Christmas party, Captain Crowell laughed good-
humoredly and told them to dance as much as they
pleased,
cheerfully adding that he would get them
out of any trouble they got into. Knowing my
friendship for him, and that I even owed my church
appointment to him, the Free Religious people
were certain that I would never take issue with him
on dancing or on any other point. They made all
their preparations for the dance,
therefore, with
entire confidence, and boasted that the affair would
be the gayest they had ever arranged. My people
began to look at me with
sympathy, and for a time
I felt very sorry for myself. It seemed sufficiently
clear that ``the gal'' was to have more trouble.
On the night of the party things went badly from
the first. There was an
evidentintention among
the worst of the Free Religious Group to embarrass
us at every turn. We opened the exercises with the
Lord's Prayer, which this element loudly applauded.
A live
kitten was hung high on the Christmas tree,
where it squalled mournfully beyond reach of
rescue, and the young men of the outside group
threw cake at one another across the hall. Finally
tiring of these
innocent diversions, they began to
prepare for their dance, and I protested. The
spokesman of the group waved me to one side.
``Captain Crowell said we could,'' he remarked,
airily.
``Captain Crowell,'' I replied, ``has no authority
whatever in this matter. The church trustees have
decided that you cannot dance here, and I intend
to
enforce their ruling.''
It was interesting to observe how rapidly the
men of my
congregation disappeared from that hall.
Like shadows they crept along the walls and vanished
through the doors. But the preparations for the
dance went
merrily on. I walked to the middle of
the room and raised my voice. I was always listened
to, for my hearers always had the hope, usually
realized, that I was about to get into more trouble.
``You are determined to dance,'' I began. ``I
cannot keep you from doing so. But I can and will
make you regret that you have done so. The law
of the State of Massachusetts is very
definite in re-
gard to religious meetings and religious gatherings.
This hall was engaged and paid for by the Wesleyan
Methodist Church, of which I am
pastor, and we
have full control of it to-night. Every man and
woman who interrupts our exercises by attempting
to dance, or by creating a
disturbance of any kind,
will be
arrested to-morrow morning.''
Surprise at first, then
consternation, swept through
the ranks of the Free Religious Group. They denied
the
existence of such a law as I had mentioned, and
I
promptly read it aloud to them. The leaders went
off into a corner and consulted. By this time not
one man in my
parish was left in the hall. As a
result of the
consultation in the corner, a committee
of the would-be dancers came to me and suggested
a compromise.
``Will you agree to
arrest the men only?'' they
wanted to know.
``No,'' I declared. ``On the
contrary, I shall have
the women
arrested first! For the women ought to
be
standing with me now in the support of law and
order, instead of siding with the hoodlum element
you represent.''
That settled it. No girl or woman dared to go
on the dancing-floor, and no man cared to revolve
merrily by himself. A
whisper went round, how-
ever, that the dance would begin when I had left.
When the clock struck twelve, at which hour, ac-
cording to the town rule, the hall had to be closed,
I was the last person to leave it. Then I locked the
door myself, and carried the key away with me.
There had been no Free Religious dance that night.
On the following Sunday morning the attendance
at my church broke all
previous records. Every
seat was occupied and every aisle was filled. Men
and women came from
surrounding towns, and
strange horses were tied to all the fences in East
Dennis. Every person in that church was looking
for
excitement, and this time my
congregation got
what it expected. Before I began my
sermon I
read my
resignation, to take effect at the discretion
of the trustees. Then, as it was
presumably my
last chance to tell the people and the place what I
thought of them, I spent an hour and a half in fer-
vidly doing so. In my study of English I had ac-
quired a fairly large
vocabulary. I think I used it
all that morning--certainly I tried to. If ever an
erring
congregation and
community saw themselves
as they really were, mine did on that occasion. I
was heartsick, discouraged, and full of resentment
and
indignation, which until then had been pent
up. Under the arraignment my people writhed
and squirmed. I ended:
``What I am
saying hurts you, but in your hearts
you know you
deserve every word of it. It is high
time you saw yourselves as you are--a
disgrace to
the religion you
profess and to the
community you
live in.''
I was not sure the
congregation would let me
finish, but it did. My hearers seemed torn by
conflicting sentiments, in which anger and curios-
ity led opposing sides. Many of them left the
church in a white fury, but others--more than I had
expected--remained to speak to me and assure me
of their
sympathy. Once on the streets, different
groups formed and mingled, and all day the little
town rocked with arguments for and against ``the gal.''
Night brought another
surprisingly large attend-
ance. I expected more trouble, and I faced it with
difficulty, for I was very tired. Just as I took my
place in the
pulpit, Captain Sears entered the church
and walked down the aisle--the Captain Sears who
had left us at my
invitation some weeks before
and had not since attended a church service. I was
sure he was there to make another attack on me
while I was down, and, expecting the worst, I
wearily gave him his opportunity. The big old fel-
low stood up, braced himself on legs far apart, as
if he were
standing on a
slippery deck during a high
sea, and gave the
congregation its biggest surprise
of the year.
He said he had come to make a
confession. He
had been angry with ``the gal'' in the past, as they
all knew. But he had heard about the
sermon she
had
preached that morning, and this time she was
right. It was high time quarreling and backbiting
were stopped. They had been going on too long,
and no good could come of them. Moreover, in
all the years he had been a member of that congre-
gation he had never until now seen the
pulpit oc-
cupied by a
minister with enough
backbone to up-
hold the
discipline of the church. ``I've come here
to say I'm with the gal,'' he ended. ``Put me down
for my original
subscription and ten dollars extra!''
So we had the old man back again. He was a
tower of strength, and he stood by me faithfully
until he died. The trustees would not accept my
resignation (indeed, they refused to consider it at all),
and the
congregation, when it had thought things
over,
apparentlydecided that there might be worse
things in the
pulpit than ``the gal.'' It was even
known to brag of what it called my ``spunk,'' and
perhaps it was this quality, rather than any other,
which I most needed in that particular
parish at
that time. As for me, when the fight was over I
dropped it from my mind, and it had not entered
my thoughts for years, until I began to summon
these memories.
At the end of my first six months in East Dennis
I was asked to take on, also, the
temporary charge
of the Congregational Church at Dennis, two miles
and a half away. I agreed to do this until a per-
manent
pastor could be found, on condition that I
should
preach at Dennis on Sunday afternoons, using
the same
sermon I
preached in my own
pulpit in the
morning. The
arrangement worked so well that it
lasted for six and a half years--until I resigned from
my East Dennis church. During that period, more-
over, I not only carried the two churches on my
shoulders,
holding three meetings each Sunday, but
I entered upon and completed a course in the