"Feel your pulse. Think whether you can get up morning after
morning, strengthened in yesterday's purpose. In that case I will
make you an offer that no one would decline. Listen attentively.
You see, I have an idea of my own. My idea is to live a
patriarchal life on a vast
estate, say a hundred thousand acres,
somewhere in the Southern States of America. I mean to be a
planter, to have slaves, to make a few snug millions by selling
my cattle,
timber, and
tobacco; I want to live an absolute
monarch, and to do just as I please; to lead such a life as no
one here in these squalid dens of lath and
plaster ever imagines.
I am a great poet; I do not write my poems, I feel them, and act
them. At this moment I have fifty thousand francs, which might
possibly buy forty negroes. I want two hundred thousand francs,
because I want to have two hundred negroes to carry out my
notions of the patriarachal life
properly. Negroes, you see, are
like a sort of family ready grown, and there are no inquisitive
public prosecutors out there to
interfere with you. That
investment in ebony ought to mean three or four million francs
in ten years' time. If I am successful, no one will ask me who I
am. I shall be Mr. Four Millions, an American citizen. I shall be
fifty years old by then, and sound and
hearty still; I shall
enjoy life after my own fashion. In two words, if I find you an
heiress with a million, will you give me two hundred thousand
francs? Twenty per cent
commission, eh? Is that too much? Your
little wife will be very much in love with you. Once married, you
will show signs of
uneasiness and
remorse; for a couple of weeks
you will be
depressed. Then, some night after
sundry grimacings,
comes the
confession, between two kisses, 'Two hundred thousand
francs of debts, my darling!' This sort of farce is played every
day in Paris, and by young men of the highest fashion. When a
young wife has given her heart, she will not refuse her purse.
Perhaps you are thinking that you will lose the money for good?
Not you. You will make two hundred thousand francs again by some
stroke of business. With your capital and your brains you should
be able to
accumulate as large a fortune as you could wish. ERGO,
in six months you will have made your own fortune, and our old
friend Vautrin's, and made an
amiable woman very happy, to say
nothing of your people at home, who must blow on their fingers to
warm them, in the winter, for lack of
firewood. You need not be
surprised at my proposal, nor at the demand I make. Forty-seven
out of every sixty great matches here in Paris are made after
just such a
bargain as this. The Chamber of Notaries compels my
gentleman to----"
"What must I do?" said Rastignac,
eagerly interrupting Vautrin's
speech.
"Next to nothing," returned the other, with a slight involuntary
movement, the suppressed
exultation of the angler when he feels a
bite at the end of his line. "Follow me carefully! The heart of a
girl whose life is
wretched and
unhappy is a
sponge that will
thirstily
absorb love; a dry
sponge that swells at the first drop
of
sentiment. If you pay court to a young girl whose
existence is
a
compound of
loneliness,
despair, and
poverty, and who has no
suspicion that she will come into a fortune, good Lord! it is
quint and quatorze at piquet; it is
knowing the numbers of the
lottery before-hand; it is speculating in the funds when you have
news from a sure source; it is building up a marriage on an
indestructible
foundation. The girl may come in for millions, and
she will fling them, as if they were so many pebbles, at your
feet. 'Take it, my beloved! Take it, Alfred, Adolphe, Eugene!' or
whoever it was that showed his sense by sacrificing himself for
her. And as for sacrificing himself, this is how I understand it.
You sell a coat that is getting
shabby, so that you can take her
to the Cadran bleu, treat her to mushrooms on toast, and then go
to the Ambigu-Comique in the evening; you pawn your watch to buy
her a shawl. I need not
remind you of the fiddle-faddle
sentimentality that goes down so well with all women; you spill a
few drops of water on your stationery, for
instance; those are
the tears you shed while far away from her. You look to me as if
you were
perfectly acquainted with the argot of the heart. Paris,
you see, is like a forest in the New World, where you have to