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been dried up under a tropical sun, so as to look as if he would

keep for ages; he had two subjects of conversation, the



yellow-fever and the advantage of walking exercise: and he was

barbarian enough to take a violentdislike to me. He had proved a



very delicate fish to hook; and, even when Annabella had caught

him, my father and mother had great difficulty in landing



him--principally, they were good enough to say, in consequence of

my presence on the scene. Hence the decidedadvantage of my



removal from home. It is a very pleasant reflection to me, now,

to remember how disinterestedly I studied the good of my family



in those early days.

Abandoned entirely to my own resources, I naturally returned to



the business of caricaturing with renewed ardor.

About this time Thersites Junior really began to make something



like a reputation, and to walk abroadhabitually with a bank-note

comfortably lodged among the other papers in his pocketbook. For



a year I lived a gay and glorious life in some of the freest

society in London; at the end of that time, my tradesmen, without



any vocation" target="_blank" title="n.挑衅;挑拨;激怒">provocation on my part, sent in their bills. I found myself

in the very absurd position of having no money to pay them, and



told them all so with the frankness which is one of the best

sides of my character. They received my advances toward a better



understanding with brutal incivility, and treated me soon

afterward with a want of confidence which I may forgive, but can



never forget. One day, a dirty stranger touched me on the

shoulder, and showed me a dirty slip of paper which I at first



presumed to be his card. Before I could tell him what a vulgar

document it looked like, two more dirty strangers put me into a



hackney coach. Before I could prove to them that this proceeding

was a gross infringement on the liberties of the British subject,



I found myself lodged within the walls of a prison.

Well! and what of that? Who am I that I should object to being in



prison, when so many of the royal personages and illustrious

characters of history have been there before me? Can I not carry



on my vocation in greater comfort here than I could in my

father's house? Have I any anxieties outside these walls? No: for



my beloved sister is married--the family net has landed Mr.

Batterbury at last. No: for I read in the paper the other day,



that Doctor Softly (doubtless through the interest of Lady

Malkinshaw) has been appointed the



King's-Barber-Surgeon's-Deputy-Consulting Physician. My relatives

are comfortable in their sphere--let me proceed forthwith to make



myself comfortable in mine. Pen, ink, and paper, if you please,

Mr. Jailer: I wish to write to my esteemed publisher.



"DEAR SIR--Please advertise a series of twelve Racy Prints, from

my fertile pencil, entitled, 'Scenes of Modern Prison Life,' by



Thersites Junior. The two first designs will be ready by the end

of the week, to be paid for on delivery, according to the terms



settled between us for my previous publications of the same size.

"With great regard and esteem, faithfully yours,



FRANK SOFTLY."

Having thus provided for my support in prison, I was enabled to



introduce myself to my fellow-debtors, and to study character for

the new series of prints, on the very first day of my



incarceration, with my mind quite at ease.

If the reader desires to make acquaintance with the associates of



my captivity, I must refer him to "Scenes of Modern Prison Life,"

by Thersites Junior, now doubtlessextremelyscarce, but



producible to the demands of patience and perseverance, I should

imagine, if anybody will be so obliging as to pass a week or so



over the catalogue of the British Museum. My fertile pencil has




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