discouraged by failures, but try again and again; and mind you
are dirty and dark enough. You have heard a great deal about the
light and shade of Rembrandt-- Remember always that, in your
case, light means dusky yellow, and shade dense black; remember
that, and--"
"No pay," said the voice of Mr. Pickup behind me; "no pay, my
dear, unlesh your Rembrandt ish good enough to take me in--even
me, Ishmael, who dealsh in pictersh and knowsh what'sh what."
What did I care about Rembrandt at that moment? I was thinking of
my lost young lady; and I should probably have taken no notice of
Mr. Pickup, if it had not occurred to me that the old
wretch must
know her father's name and address. I at once put the question.
The Jew grinned, and shook his grisly head. "Her father'sh in
difficultiesh, and mum's the word, my dear." To that answer he
adhered, in spite of all that I could say to him.
With equal
obstinacy I determined, sooner or later, to get my
information.
I took service under Mr. Pickup, purposing to make myself
essential to his
prosperity, in a
commercial sense--and then to
threaten him with
offering my services to a rival
manufacturer of
Old Masters, unless he trusted me with the secret of the name and
address. My plan looked
promising enough at the time. But, as
some wise person has said, Man is the sport of circumstances. Mr.
Pickup and I parted company
unexpectedly, on
compulsion. And, of
all the people in the world, my
grandmother, Lady Malkinshaw, was
the
unconscious first cause of the events which brought me and
the
beloved object together again, for the third time!
CHAPTER VI.
ON the next day, I was introduced to the Jew's
workshop, and to
the
eminent gentlemen occupying it. My model Rembrandt was put
before me; the simple
elementary rules were explained; and my
materials were all placed under my hands.
Regard for the lovers of the Old Masters, and for the moral
well-being of society, forbids me to be particular about the
nature of my labors, or to go into dangerous detail on the
subject of my first failures and my
subsequent success. I may,
however, harmlessly admit that my Rembrandt was to be of the
small or
cabinet size, and that, as there was a run on
Burgomasters just then, my subject was naturally to be of the
Burgomaster sort. Three parts of my picture consisted entirely of
different shades of dirty brown and black; the fourth being
composed of a ray of yellow light falling upon the wrinkled face
of a treacle-colored old man. A dim
glimpse of a hand, and a
faint
suggestion of something like a brass washhand
basin, completed the job, which gave great
satisfaction to Mr.
Pickup, and which was described in the
catalogue as--
"A Burgomaster at Breakfast. Originally in the
collection of
Mynheer Van Grubb. Amsterdam. A rare example of the master. Not
engraved. The chiar'oscuro in this
extraordinary work is of a
truly
sublimecharacter. Price, Two Hundred Guineas."
I got five pounds for it. I suppose Mr. Pickup got
one-ninety-five.
This was perhaps not very encouraging as a
beginning, in a
pecuniary point of view. But I was to get five pounds more, if my
Rembrandt sold within a given time. It sold a week after it was
in a fit state to be trusted in the showroom. I got my money, and
began
enthusiastically on another Rembrandt--"A Burgomaster's
Wife Poking the Fire." Last time, the chiar'oscuro of the master
had been yellow and black, this time it was to be red and black.
I was just on the point of forcing my way into Mr. Pickup's
confidence, as I had
resolved, when a
catastrophe happened, which
shut up the shop and
abruptly terminated my experience as a maker
of Old Masters.
"The Burgomaster's Breakfast" had been sold to a new
customer, a
venerable connoisseur,
blessed with a great fortune and a large
picture-
gallery. The old gentleman was in raptures with the
picture--with its tone, with its
breadth, with its grand feeling
for effect, with its simple
treatment of detail. It wanted
nothing, in his opinion, but a little cleaning. Mr. Pickup knew
the raw and ticklish state of the surface, however, far too well,
to allow of even an attempt at performing this process, and
solemnly asserted, that he was acquainted with no cleansing
preparation which could be used on the Rembrandt without danger
of "flaying off the last
exquisite glazings of the immortal
master's brush." The old gentleman was quite satisfied with this
reason for not cleaning the Burgomaster, and took away his
purchase in his own
carriage on the spot.
For three weeks we heard nothing more of him. At the end of that
time, a Hebrew friend of Mr. Pickup, employed in a lawyer's
office, terrified us all by the information that a gentleman
related to our
venerable connoisseur had seen the Rembrandt, had
pronounced it to be an impudent
counterfeit, and had engaged on
his own
account to have the picture tested in a court of law, and
to
charge the
seller and maker thereof with conspiring to obtain
money under false pretenses. Mr. Pickup and I looked at each
other with very blank faces on receiving this
agreeable piece of
news. What was to be done? I recovered the full use of my
faculties first; and I was the man who solved that important and
difficult question, while the rest were still utterly bewildered
by it. "Will you promise me five and twenty pounds in the
presence of these gentlemen if I get you out of this scrape?"
said I to my terrified
employer. Ishmael Pickup wrung his dirty
hands and answered, "Yesh, my dear!"
Our informant in this
awkward matter was employed at the office
of the lawyers who were to have the conducting of the case
against us; and he was able to tell me some of the things I most
wanted to know in relation to the picture.
I found out from him that the Rembrandt was still in our
customer's possession. The old gentleman had consented to the
question of its genuineness being tried, but had far too high an
idea of his own knowledge as a connoisseur to
incline to the
opinion that he had been taken in. His
suspiciousrelative was
not staying in the house, but was in the habit of visiting him,
every day, in the
forenoon. That was as much as I wanted to know
from others. The rest depended on myself, on luck, time, human
credulity, and a smattering of
chemical knowledge which I had
acquired in the days of my
medical studies. I left the conclave
at the picture-dealer's
forthwith, and purchased at the nearest
druggist's a bottle containing a certain powerful
liquid, which I
decline to particularize on high moral grounds. I labeled the
bottle "The Amsterdam Cleansing Compound"; and I wrapped round it
the following note:
"Mr. Pickup's
respectful compliments to Mr.--(let us say, Green).
Is rejoiced to state that he finds himself
unexpectedly able to
forward Mr. Green's views
relative to the cleaning of 'The
Burgomaster's Breakfast.' The inclosed
compound has just reached
him from Amsterdam. It is made from a
recipe found among the
papers of Rembrandt himself--has been used with the most
astonishing results on the Master's pictures in every
gallery of
Holland, and is now being
applied to the surface of the largest
Rembrandt in Mr. P.'s own
collection. Directions for use: Lay the
picture flat, pour the whole
contents of the bottle over it
gently, so as to flood the entire surface; leave the
liquid on
the surface for six hours, then wipe it off
briskly with a soft
cloth of as large a size as can be
conveniently used. The effect
will be the most wonderful
removal of all dirt, and a complete
and
brilliantmetamorphosis of the present dingy surface of the
picture."
I left this note and the bottle myself at two o'clock that day;
then went home, and
confidently awaited the result.
The next morning our friend from the office called, announcing
himself by a burst of
laughter outside the door. Mr. Green had
implicitly followed the directions in the letter the moment he
received it--had allowed the "Amsterdam Cleansing Compound" to