view it seems to me that the interest and
significance of the
incident can hardly be overstated.
Four or five times we thought ourselves freed of the
nuisance,
but always, just as we were about to move on, back he came, as
eager as ever to nose us out. Finally he gave it up, and, at a
slow trot, started to go away from there. And out of the three
hundred and sixty degrees of the
circle where he might have gone
he selected just our direction. Note that this was downwind for
him, and that rhinoceroses usually escape upwind.
We laid very low, hoping that, as before, he would change his
mind as to direction. But now he was no longer looking, but
travelling. Nearer and nearer he came. We could see
plainly his
little eyes, and hear the regular swish, swish, swish of his
thick legs brushing through the grass. The regularity of his trot
never
varied, but to me lying there directly in his path, he
seemed to be coming on
altogether too fast for comfort. From our
low level he looked as big as a barn. Memba Sasa touched me
lightly on the leg. I hated to shoot, but finally when he loomed
fairly over us I saw it must be now or never. If I allowed him to
come closer, he must indubitably catch the first
movement of my
gun and so
charge right on us before I would have time to deliver
even an ineffective shot. Therefore, most
reluctantly, I placed
the ivory bead of the great Holland gun just to the point of his
shoulder and pulled the
trigger. So close was he that as he
toppled forward I
instinctively, though unnecessarily of course,
shrank back as though he might fall on me. Fortunately I had
picked my spot
properly, and no second shot was necessary. He
fell just twenty-seven feet-nine yards -from where we lay!
The
buffalo vanished into the blue. We were left with a dead
rhino, which we did not want, twelve miles from camp, and no
water. It was a hard hike back, but we made it finally, though
nearly perished from
thirst.
This beast, be it noted, did not
charge us at all, but I consider
him as one of the three
undoubtedlyanimated by hostile
intentions. Of the others I can, at this moment, remember five
that might or might not have been
actually and maliciously
charging when they were killed or dodged. I am no mind reader for
rhinoceros. Also I am
willing to believe in their entirely
altruistic
intentions. Only, if they want to get the practical
results of their said altruistic
intentions they must really
refrain from coming straight at me nearer than twenty yards. It
has been stated that if one stands
perfectly still until the
rhinoceros is just six feet away, and then jumps sideways, the
beast will pass him. I never happened to meet anybody who had
acted on this theory. I suppose that such exist: though I doubt
if any
persistent exponent of the art is likely to exist long.
Personally I like my own method, and stoutly
maintain that
within twenty yards it is up to the rhinoceros to begin to do the
dodging.
XXII. THE RHINOCEROS-(continued)
At first the traveller is pleased and curious over rhinoceros.
After he has seen and
encountered eight or ten, he begins to look
upon them as an unmitigated
nuisance. By the time he has done a
week in thick rhino-infested scrub he gets fairly to hating them.
They are bad enough in the open plains, where they can be seen and
avoided, but in the tall grass or the scrub they are a continuous
anxiety. No cover seems small enough to reveal them. Often they
will stand or lie
absolutely immobile until you are within a very
short distance, and then will outrageously break out. They are,
in spite of their
clumsy build, as quick and active as polo
ponies, and are the only beasts I know of
capable of leaping into
full speed ahead from a recumbent position. In thorn scrub they
are the worst, for there, no matter how alert the traveller may
hold himself, he is likely to come around a bush smack on one.
And a dozen times a day the throat-stopping,
abrupt crash and
smash to right or left brings him up all
standing, his heart
racing, the blood pounding through his veins. It is jumpy work,
and is very hard on the
temper. In the natural
reaction from
being startled into fits one snaps back to profanity. The
cumulative effects of the epithets hurled after a departing and
inconsiderately hasty rhinoceros may have done something toward
ruining the
temper of the
species. It does not matter whether or
not the individual beast proves dangerous; he is
inevitably most
startling. I have come in at night with my eyes fairly aching
from spying for rhinos during a day's journey through high grass.