Meanwhile, Toad, gay and irresponsible, was walking
briskly along
the high road, some miles from home. At first he had taken by-
paths, and crossed many fields, and changed his course several
times, in case of
pursuit; but now, feeling by this time safe
from recapture, and the sun smiling
brightly on him, and all
Nature joining in a
chorus of
approval to the song of self-praise
that his own heart was singing to him, he almost danced along the
road in his
satisfaction and conceit.
`Smart piece of work that!' he remarked to himself chuckling.
`Brain against brute force--and brain came out on the top--as
it's bound to do. Poor old Ratty! My! won't he catch it when
the Badger gets back! A
worthy fellow, Ratty, with many good
qualities, but very little
intelligence and
absolutely no
education. I must take him in hand some day, and see if I can
make something of him.'
Filled full of
conceited thoughts such as these he
strode along,
his head in the air, till he reached a little town, where the
sign of `The Red Lion,' swinging across the road halfway down the
main street, reminded him that he had not breakfasted that day,
and that he was
exceedingly hungry after his long walk. He
marched into the Inn, ordered the best
luncheon that could be
provided at so short a notice, and sat down to eat it in the
coffee-room.
He was about
half-way through his meal when an only too familiar
sound, approaching down the street, made him start and fall a-
trembling all over. The poop-poop! drew nearer and nearer, the
car could be heard to turn into the inn-yard and come to a stop,
and Toad had to hold on to the leg of the table to conceal
his over-mastering
emotion. Presently the party entered the
coffee-room, hungry, talkative, and gay, voluble on their
experiences of the morning and the merits of the
chariot that had
brought them along so well. Toad listened
eagerly, all ears, for
a time; at last he could stand it no longer. He slipped out of
the room quietly, paid his bill at the bar, and as soon as he got
outside sauntered round quietly to the inn-yard. `There cannot
be any harm,' he said to himself, `in my only just LOOKING at
it!'
The car stood in the middle of the yard, quite unattended, the
stable-helps and other hangers-on being all at their dinner.
Toad walked slowly round it, inspecting, criticising, musing
deeply.
`I wonder,' he said to himself
presently, `I wonder if this sort
of car STARTS easily?'
Next moment, hardly
knowing how it came about, he found he had
hold of the handle and was turning it. As the familiar sound
broke forth, the old
passion seized on Toad and completely
mastered him, body and soul. As if in a dream he found himself,
somehow, seated in the driver's seat; as if in a dream, he
pulled the lever and swung the car round the yard and out through
the archway; and, as if in a dream, all sense of right and wrong,
all fear of
obvious consequences, seemed
temporarily suspended.
He increased his pace, and as the car devoured the street and
leapt forth on the high road through the open country, he was
only
conscious that he was Toad once more, Toad at his best and
highest, Toad the
terror, the traffic-queller, the Lord of the
lone trail, before whom all must give way or be
smitten into
nothingness and
everlasting night. He chanted as he flew, and
the car responded with sonorous drone; the miles were eaten up
under him as he sped he knew not whither, fulfilling his
instincts, living his hour,
reckless of what might come to him.
* * * * * *
`To my mind,' observed the Chairman of the Bench of Magistrates
cheerfully, `the ONLY difficulty that presents itself in this
otherwise very clear case is, how we can possibly make it
sufficiently hot for the incorrigible rogue and hardened ruffian
whom we see cowering in the dock before us. Let me see: he has
been found
guilty, on the clearest evidence, first, of
stealing a
valuable motor-car;
secondly, of driving to the public
danger; and, thirdly, of gross impertinence to the rural police.
Mr. Clerk, will you tell us, please, what is the very stiffest
penalty we can
impose for each of these offences? Without, of
course, giving the prisoner the benefit of any doubt, because
there isn't any.'
The Clerk scratched his nose with his pen. `Some people would