"Oh, _I_ dunno," said Edward,
impatiently. `I'm telling you
just what Bobby told me. He got
suspicious, anyhow, but he
couldn't exactly call Bella's brother a liar, so Bobby escaped
for the time. But when he was in a hole next week, over a stiff
French exercise, and tried the same sort of game on his sister,
she was too sharp for him, and he got caught out. Somehow women
seem more mistrustful than men. They're so
beastlysuspicious by
nature, you know."
"_I_ know," said I. "But did the two--the fellow and the
sister--make it up afterwards?"
"I don't remember about that," replied Edward,
indifferently;
"but Bobby got packed off to school a whole year earlier than his
people meant to send him,--which was just what he wanted. So you
see it all came right in the end!"
I was
trying to
puzzle out the moral of this story--it was
evidently meant to
contain one somewhere--when a flood of golden
lamplight mingled with the moon rays on the lawn, and Aunt Maria
and the new curate
strolled out on the grass below us, and took
the direction of a garden seat that was backed by a dense laurel
shrubbery reaching round in a half-circle to the house. Edward
mediated moodily. "If we only knew what they were talking
about," said he, "you'd soon see whether I was right or not.
Look here! Let's send the kid down by the porch to reconnoitre!"
"Harold's asleep," I said; "it seems rather a shame--"
"Oh, rot!" said my brother; "he's the youngest, and he's got to
do as he's told!"
So the luckless Harold was hauled out of bed and given his
sailing-orders. He was naturally rather vexed at being stood up
suddenly on the cold floor, and the job had no particular
interest for him; but he was both staunch and well disciplined.
The means of exit were simple enough. A porch of iron trellis
came up to within easy reach of the window, and was habitually
used by all three of us, when
modestlyanxious to avoid
public notice. Harold climbed
deftly down the porch like a white
rat, and his night gown glimmered a moment on the
gravel walk ere
he was lost to sight in the darkness of the shrubbery. A brief
interval of silence ensued, broken suddenly by a sound of
scuffle, and then a
shrill, long-drawn
squeal, as of metallic
surfaces in
friction. Our scout had fallen into the hands of the
enemy!
Indolence alone had made us devolve the task of
investigation on
our younger brother. Now that danger had declared itself, there
was no
hesitation. In a second we were down the side of the
porch, and crawling Cherokee-wise through the laurels to the back
of the garden-seat. Piteous was the sight that greeted us. Aunt
Maria was on the seat, in a white evening frock, looking--for an
aunt--really quite nice. On the lawn stood an incensed curate,
grasping our small brother by a large ear, which--judging from
the row he was making--seemed on the point of
parting company
with the head it adorned. The gruesome noise he was emitting did
not really
affect us
otherwise than aesthetically. To one who
has tried both, the wail of
genuinephysicalanguish is easy
distinguishable from the pumped-up ad misericordiam
blubber. Harold's could clearly be recognised as belonging to
the latter class. "Now, you young--" (whelp, _I_ think it was,
but Edward stoutly maintains it was devil), said the curate,
sternly; "tell us what you mean by it!"
"Well, leggo of my ear then!"
shrilled Harold, "and I'll tell you
the
solemn truth!"
"Very well," agreed the curate, releasing him; "now go ahead, and
don't lie more than you can help."
We abode the promised disclosure without the least
misgiving; but
even we had hardly given Harold due credit for his
fertility of
resource and powers of imagination.
"I had just finished
saying my prayers," began that young
gentleman, slowly, "when I happened to look out of the window,
and on the lawn I saw a sight which froze the
marrow in my veins!
A
burglar was approaching the house with snake-like tread! He
had a scowl and a dark
lantern, and he was armed to the teeth!"
We listened with interest. The style, though
unlike Harold's
native notes, seemed
strangely familiar.
"Go on," said the curate, grimly.
"Pausing in his stealthy career," continued Harold, "he gave a
low
whistle. Instantly the signal was responded to, and from the
adjacent shadows two more figures glided forth. The miscreants
were both armed to the teeth."