Ballyragget,
Ballysadare,
Ballybrophy,
Ballinasloe,
Ballyhooley,
Ballycumber,
Ballyduff,
Ballynashee,
Ballywhack.
Don't they all sound jolly and grotesque?"
"They do indeed," we agreed, "and the plan is quite
worthy of you;
we can say no more."
We had now developed so many more ideas than we could possibly use
that the labour of deciding among them was the next thing to be
done. Each of us stood out
boldly for her own project,--even
Francesca clinging, from sheer wilfulness, to her
worthless and
absurd itineraries,--until, in order to bring the matter to any sort
of decision, somebody suggested that we
consult Benella; which
reminds me that you have not yet the pleasure of Benella's
acquaintance.
Chapter III. We sight a derelict.
'O Bay of Dublin, my heart you're troublin',
Your beauty haunts me like a fever dream.'
Lady Dufferin.
To perform the
introductionproperly I must go back a day or two.
We had elected to cross to Dublin directly from Scotland, an easy
night journey. Accordingly we embarked in a
steamer called the
Prince or the King of something or other, the name being many
degrees more
princely or
kingly than the craft itself.
We had intended, too, to make our own
comparison of the Bay of
Dublin and the Bay of Naples, because every traveller, from Charles
Lever's Jack Hinton down to Thackeray and Mr. Alfred Austin has
always made it a point of honour to do so. We were balked in our
conscientious
endeavour, because we arrived at the North Wall forty
minutes earlier than the hour set by the
steamship company. It is
quite impossible for anything in Ireland to be done
strictly on the
minute, and in struggling not to be
hopelessly behind time, a
'disthressful counthry' will
occasionally be ahead of it. We had
been told that we should arrive in a drizzling rain, and that no one
but Lady Dufferin had ever on approaching Ireland seen the 'sweet
faces of the Wicklow mountains reflected in a smooth and silver
sea.' The grumblers were right on this special occasion, although
we have proved them false more than once since.
I was in a fever of fear that Ireland would not be as Irish as we
wished it to be. It seemed
probable that processions of prosperous
aldermen, school directors, contractors, mayors, and ward
politicians, returning to their native land to see how Herself was
getting on, the crathur, might have deposited on the soil successive
layers of Irish-American virtues, such as punctuality,
thrift, and
cleanliness, until they had quite obscured fair Erin's
peculiar and
pathetic charm. We longed for the new Ireland as
fervently as any
of her own patriots, but we wished to see the old Ireland before it
passed. There is plenty of it left (alas! the patriots would say),
and Dublin was as dear and as dirty as when Lady Morgan first called
it so, long years ago. The boat was met by a crowd of ragged
gossoons, most of them
barefooted, some of them stockingless, and in
men's shoes, and several of them with flowers in their unspeakable
hats and caps. There were no cabs or jaunting cars because we had
not been expected so early, and the jarveys were in attendance on
the Holyhead
steamer. It was while I was searching for a piece of
lost
luggage that I saw the stewardess assisting a young woman off
the gang plank, and leading her toward a pile of wool bags on the
dock. She sank
helplessly on one of them, and leaned her head on
another. As the night had been one calculated to
disturb the
physical
equilibrium of a poor sailor, and the breakfast of a
character to
discourage the stoutest
stomach, I gave her a careless
thought of pity and
speedily forgot her. Two trunks, a holdall, a
hatbox--in which reposed, in
solitarygrandeur, Francesca's picture
hat, intended for the further undoing of the Irish gentry--a guitar
case, two bags, three umbrellas; all were safe but Salemina's large
Vuitton trunk and my valise, which had been last seen at Edinburgh
station. Salemina returned to the boat, while Francesca and I