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NESTOR. Well, and how?

ULYSSES. This challenge that the gallant Hector sends,
However it is spread in general name,

Relates in purpose only to Achilles.
NESTOR. True. The purpose is perspicuous even as substance

Whose grossness little characters sum up;
And, in the publication, make no strain

But that Achilles, were his brain as barren
As banks of Libya-though, Apollo knows,

'Tis dry enough-will with great speed of judgment,
Ay, with celerity, find Hector's purpose

Pointing on him.
ULYSSES. And wake him to the answer, think you?

NESTOR. Why, 'tis most meet. Who may you else oppose
That can from Hector bring those honours off,

If not Achilles? Though 't be a sportful combat,
Yet in this trial much opinion dwells;

For here the Troyans taste our dear'st repute
With their fin'st palate; and trust to me, Ulysses,

Our imputation shall be oddly pois'd
In this vile action; for the success,

Although particular, shall give a scantling
Of good or bad unto the general;

And in such indexes, although small pricks
To their subsequent volumes, there is seen

The baby figure of the giant mas
Of things to come at large. It is suppos'd

He that meets Hector issues from our choice;
And choice, being mutual act of all our souls,

Makes merit her election, and doth boil,
As 'twere from forth us all, a man distill'd

Out of our virtues; who miscarrying,
What heart receives from hence a conquering part,

To steel a strong opinion to themselves?
Which entertain'd, limbs are his instruments,

In no less working than are swords and bows
Directive by the limbs.

ULYSSES. Give pardon to my speech.
Therefore 'tis meet Achilles meet not Hector.

Let us, like merchants, show our foulest wares
And think perchance they'll sell; if not, the lustre

Of the better yet to show shall show the better,
By showing the worst first. Do not consent

That ever Hector and Achilles meet;
For both our honour and our shame in this

Are dogg'd with two strange followers.
NESTOR. I see them not with my old eyes. What are they?

ULYSSES. What glory our Achilles shares from Hector,
Were he not proud, we all should wear with him;

But he already is too insolent;
And it were better parch in Afric sun

Than in the pride and salt scorn of his eyes,
Should he scape Hector fair. If he were foil'd,

Why, then we do our main opinion crush
In taint of our best man. No, make a lott'ry;

And, by device, let blockish Ajax draw
The sort to fight with Hector. Among ourselves

Give him allowance for the better man;
For that will physic the great Myrmidon,

Who broils in loud applause, and make him fall
His crest, that prouder than blue Iris bends.

If the dull brainless Ajax come safe off,
We'll dress him up in voices; if he fail,

Yet go we under our opinion still
That we have better men. But, hit or miss,

Our project's life this shape of sense assumes-
Ajax employ'd plucks down Achilles' plumes.

NESTOR. Now, Ulysses, I begin to relish thy advice;
And I will give a taste thereof forthwith

To Agamemnon. Go we to him straight.
Two curs shall tame each other: pride alone

Must tarre the mastiffs on, as 'twere their bone. Exeunt
ACT II. SCENE 1.

The Grecian camp
Enter Ajax and THERSITES

AJAX. Thersites!
THERSITES. Agamemnon-how if he had boils full, an over, generally?

AJAX. Thersites!
THERSITES. And those boils did run-say so. Did not the general run

then? Were not that a botchy core?
AJAX. Dog!

THERSITES. Then there would come some matter from him;
I see none now.

AJAX. Thou bitch-wolf's son, canst thou not hear? Feel, then.
[Strikes him]

THERSITES. The plague of Greece upon thee, thou mongrel beef-witted
lord!

AJAX. Speak, then, thou whinid'st leaven, speak. I will beat thee
into handsomeness.

THERSITES. I shall sooner rail thee into wit and holiness; but I
think thy horse will sooner con an oration than thou learn a

prayer without book. Thou canst strike, canst thou? A red murrain
o' thy jade's tricks!

AJAX. Toadstool, learn me the proclamation.
THERSITES. Dost thou think I have no sense, thou strikest me thus?

AJAX. The proclamation!
THERSITES. Thou art proclaim'd, a fool, I think.

AJAX. Do not, porpentine, do not; my fingers itch.
THERSITES. I would thou didst itch from head to foot and I had the

scratching of thee; I would make thee the loathsomest scab in
Greece. When thou art forth in the incursions, thou strikest as

slow as another.
AJAX. I say, the proclamation.

THERSITES. Thou grumblest and railest every hour on Achilles; and
thou art as full of envy at his greatness as Cerberus is at

Proserpina's beauty-ay, that thou bark'st at him.
AJAX. Mistress Thersites!

THERSITES. Thou shouldst strike him.
AJAX. Cobloaf!

THERSITES. He would pun thee into shivers with his fist, as a
sailor breaks a biscuit.

AJAX. You whoreson cur! [Strikes him]
THERSITES. Do, do.

AJAX. Thou stool for a witch!
THERSITES. Ay, do, do; thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more

brain than I have in mine elbows; an assinico may tutor thee. You
scurvy valiant ass! Thou art here but to thrash Troyans, and thou

art bought and sold among those of any wit like a barbarian
slave. If thou use to beat me, I will begin at thy heel and tell

what thou art by inches, thou thing of no bowels, thou!
AJAX. You dog!

THERSITES. You scurvy lord!
AJAX. You cur! [Strikes him]

THERSITES. Mars his idiot! Do, rudeness; do, camel; do, do.
Enter ACHILLES and PATROCLUS

ACHILLES. Why, how now, Ajax! Wherefore do you thus?
How now, Thersites! What's the matter, man?

THERSITES. You see him there, do you?
ACHILLES. Ay; what's the matter?

THERSITES. Nay, look upon him.
ACHILLES. So I do. What's the matter?

THERSITES. Nay, but regard him well.
ACHILLES. Well! why, so I do.

THERSITES. But yet you look not well upon him; for who some ever
you take him to be, he is Ajax.

ACHILLES. I know that, fool.
THERSITES. Ay, but that fool knows not himself.

AJAX. Therefore I beat thee.
THERSITES. Lo, lo, lo, lo, what modicums of wit he utters! His

evasions have ears thus long. I have bobb'd his brain more than
he has beat my bones. I will buy nine sparrows for a penny, and

his pia mater is not worth the ninth part of a sparrow. This
lord, Achilles, Ajax-who wears his wit in his belly and his guts

in his head-I'll tell you what I say of him.
ACHILLES. What?

THERSITES. I say this Ajax- [AJAX offers to strike him]
ACHILLES. Nay, good Ajax.

THERSITES. Has not so much wit-
ACHILLES. Nay, I must hold you.

THERSITES. As will stop the eye of Helen's needle, for whom he
comes to fight.

ACHILLES. Peace, fool.
THERSITES. I would have peace and quietness, but the fool will not-

he there; that he; look you there.
AJAX. O thou damned cur! I shall-

ACHILLES. Will you set your wit to a fool's?
THERSITES. No, I warrant you, the fool's will shame it.

PATROCLUS. Good words, Thersites.
ACHILLES. What's the quarrel?

AJAX. I bade the vile owl go learn me the tenour of the
proclamation, and he rails upon me.

THERSITES. I serve thee not.
AJAX. Well, go to, go to.

THERSITES. I serve here voluntary.
ACHILLES. Your last service was suff'rance; 'twas not voluntary. No

man is beatenvoluntary. Ajax was here the voluntary, and you as
under an impress.

THERSITES. E'en so; a great deal of your wit too lies in your
sinews, or else there be liars. Hector shall have a great catch

an he knock out either of your brains: 'a were as good crack a
fusty nut with no kernel.

ACHILLES. What, with me too, Thersites?
THERSITES. There's Ulysses and old Nestor-whose wit was mouldy ere

your grandsires had nails on their toes-yoke you like draught
oxen, and make you plough up the wars.

ACHILLES. What, what?
THERSITES. Yes, good sooth. To Achilles, to Ajax, to-

AJAX. I shall cut out your tongue.
THERSITES. 'Tis no matter; I shall speak as much as thou

afterwards.
PATROCLUS. No more words, Thersites; peace!

THERSITES. I will hold my peace when Achilles' brach bids me, shall
I?

ACHILLES. There's for you, Patroclus.
THERSITES. I will see you hang'd like clotpoles ere I come any more

to your tents. I will keep where there is wit stirring, and leave
the faction of fools. Exit

PATROCLUS. A good riddance.
ACHILLES. Marry, this, sir, is proclaim'd through all our host,

That Hector, by the fifth hour of the sun,
Will with a trumpet 'twixt our tents and Troy,

To-morrow morning, call some knight to arms
That hath a stomach; and such a one that dare

Maintain I know not what; 'tis trash. Farewell.
AJAX. Farewell. Who shall answer him?

ACHILLES. I know not; 'tis put to lott'ry. Otherwise. He knew his
man.

AJAX. O, meaning you! I will go learn more of it. Exeunt
ACT II. SCENE 2.

Troy. PRIAM'S palace
Enter PRIAM, HECTOR, TROILUS, PARIS, and HELENUS



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