content with his acquired respectability, and with no care but to
support it
solemnly. Are we to
condemn or praise this self-made
dog? We praise his human brother. And thus to
conquer vicious
habits is as rare with dogs as with men. With the more part, for
all their scruple-mongering and moral thought, the vices that are
born with them remain invincible throughout; and they live all
their years, glorying in their virtues, but still the slaves of
their defects. Thus the sage Coolin was a thief to the last; among
a thousand peccadilloes, a whole goose and a whole cold leg of
mutton lay upon his
conscience; but Woggs, (7) whose soul's
shipwreck in the matter of gallantry I have recounted above, has
only twice been known to steal, and has often nobly
conquered the
temptation. The eighth is his favourite
commandment. There is
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painfully human in these
unequal virtues and mortal
frailties of the best. Still more
painful is the
bearing of those
"stammering professors" in the house of
sickness and under the
terror of death. It is beyond a doubt to me that, somehow or
other, the dog connects together, or confounds, the
uneasiness of
sickness and the
consciousness of guilt. To the pains of the body
he often adds the tortures of the
conscience; and at these times
his
haggard protestations form, in regard to the human deathbed, a
dreadful parody or parallel.
I once
supposed that I had found an inverse relation between the
double
etiquette which dogs obey; and that those who were most
addicted to the showy street life among other dogs were less
careful in the practice of home virtues for the
tyrant man. But
the
female dog, that mass of carneying affectations, shines equally
in either
sphere; rules her rough posse of
attendant swains with
unwearying tact and gusto; and with her master and
mistress pushes
the arts of insinuation to their crowning point. The attention of
man and the regard of other dogs
flatter (it would thus appear) the
same sensibility; but perhaps, if we could read the canine heart,
they would be found to
flatter it in very different degrees. Dogs
live with man as courtiers round a
monarch, steeped in the
flattery
of his notice and enriched with sinecures. To push their favour in
this world of pickings and caresses is, perhaps, the business of
their lives; and their joys may lie outside. I am in
despair at
our
persistentignorance. I read in the lives of our companions
the same processes of reason, the same
antique and fatal conflicts
of the right against the wrong, and of unbitted nature with too
rigid custom; I see them with our weaknesses, vain, false,
inconstant against
appetite, and with our one stalk of virtue,
devoted to the dream of an ideal; and yet, as they hurry by me on
the street with tail in air, or come singly to
solicit my regard, I
must own the secret
purport of their lives is still inscrutable to
man. Is man the friend, or is he the
patron only? Have they
indeed forgotten nature's voice? or are those moments snatched from
courtiership when they touch noses with the tinker's mongrel, the
brief
reward and pleasure of their
artificial lives? Doubtless,
when man shares with his dog the toils of a
profession and the
pleasures of an art, as with the
shepherd or the poacher, the
affection warms and strengthens till it fills the soul. But
doubtless, also, the masters are, in many cases, the object of a
merely interested cultus, sitting aloft like Louis Quatorze, giving
and receiving
flattery and favour; and the dogs, like the majority
of men, have but foregone their true
existence and become the dupes
of their ambition.
CHAPTER XIII. A PENNY PLAIN AND TWOPENCE COLOURED
THESE words will be familiar to all students of Skelt's Juvenile
Drama. That national
monument, after having changed its name to
Park's, to Webb's, to Redington's, and last of all to Pollock's,
has now become, for the most part, a memory. Some of its pillars,
like Stonehenge, are still afoot, the rest clean vanished. It may
be the Museum numbers a full set; and Mr. Ionides perhaps, or else
her
gracious Majesty, may boast their great collections; but to the
plain private person they are become, like Raphaels, unattainable.
I have, at different times, possessed ALADDIN, THE RED ROVER, THE
BLIND BOY, THE OLD OAK CHEST, THE WOOD DAEMON, JACK SHEPPARD, THE
MILLER AND HIS MEN, DER FREISCHUTZ, THE SMUGGLER, THE FOREST OF
BONDY, ROBIN HOOD, THE WATERMAN, RICHARD I., MY POLL AND MY PARTNER
JOE, THE INCHCAPE BELL (imperfect), and THREE-FINGERED JACK, THE
TERROR OF JAMAICA; and I have assisted others in the
illuminationof MAID OF THE INN and THE BATTLE OF WATERLOO. In this roll-call
of
stirring names you read the evidences of a happy
childhood; and
though not half of them are still to be procured of any living
stationer, in the mind of their once happy owner all survive,
kaleidoscopes of changing pictures, echoes of the past.
There stands, I fancy, to this day (but now how fallen!) a certain
stationer's shop at a corner of the wide
thoroughfare that joins
the city of my
childhood with the sea. When, upon any Saturday, we
made a party to behold the ships, we passed that corner; and since
in those days I loved a ship as a man loves Burgundy or daybreak,
this of itself had been enough to
hallow it. But there was more
than that. In the Leith Walk window, all the year round, there
stood displayed a theatre in
working order, with a "forest set," a
"combat," and a few "robbers carousing" in the slides; and below
and about, dearer tenfold to me! the plays themselves, those
budgets of
romance, lay tumbled one upon another. Long and often
have I lingered there with empty pockets. One figure, we shall
say, was
visible in the first plate of characters, bearded, pistol
in hand, or
drawing to his ear the clothyard arrow; I would spell
the name: was it Macaire, or Long Tom Coffin, or Grindoff, 2d
dress? O, how I would long to see the rest! how - if the name by
chance were
hidden - I would wonder in what play he figured, and
what
immortal legend justified his attitude and strange apparel!
And then to go within, to announce yourself as an intending
purchaser, and, closely watched, be suffered to undo those bundles
and
breathlesslydevour those pages of gesticulating villains,
epileptic combats, bosky forests, palaces and war-ships, frowning
fortresses and prison vaults - it was a giddy joy. That shop,
which was dark and smelt of Bibles, was a loadstone rock for all
that bore the name of boy. They could not pass it by, nor, having
entered, leave it. It was a place besieged; the shopmen, like the
Jews rebuilding Salem, had a double task. They kept us at the
stick's end, frowned us down, snatched each play out of our hand
ere we were trusted with another, and, increditable as it may
sound, used to demand of us upon our entrance, like banditti, if we
came with money or with empty hand. Old Mr. Smith himself, worn
out with my
eternal vacillation, once swept the treasures from
before me, with the cry: "I do not believe, child, that you are an
intending
purchaser at all!" These were the dragons of the garden;
but for such joys of
paradise we could have faced the Terror of
Jamaica himself. Every sheet we fingered was another lightning
glance into obscure,
delicious story; it was like wallowing in the
raw stuff of story-books. I know nothing to compare with it save
now and then in dreams, when I am
privileged to read in certain
unwrit stories of adventure, from which I awake to find the world
all
vanity. The CRUX of Buridan's
donkey was as nothing to the
uncertainty of the boy as he handled and lingered and doated on
these bundles of delight; there was a
physical pleasure in the
sight and touch of them which he would jealously
prolong; and when
at length the deed was done, the play selected, and the impatient
shopman had brushed the rest into the gray portfolio, and the boy
was forth again, a little late for dinner, the lamps springing into
light in the blue winter's even, and THE MILLER, or THE ROVER, or
some
kindred drama clutched against his side - on what gay feet he
ran, and how he laughed aloud in exultation! I can hear that
laughter still. Out of all the years of my life, I can recall but
one home-coming to compare with these, and that was on the night
when I brought back with me the ARABIAN ENTERTAINMENTS in the fat,
old, double-columned
volume with the prints. I was just well into
the story of the Hunchback, I remember, when my clergyman-
grandfather (a man we counted pretty stiff) came in behind me. I
grew blind with
terror. But instead of ordering the book away, he
said he envied me. Ah, well he might!
The purchase and the first
half-hour at home, that was the summit.
Thenceforth the interest declined by little and little. The fable,